Does anyone else thinking being a ape would be dope?

[Anonymous]

like climbing trees, eating fruits, no taxes

i wanna be monkey

i no wanna be monkey

[NamerOfStars]

Um, I AM an ape. You do understand that a subcategory is part of its category, right? Like how a red shoe is still a shoe, and an Apple-brand personal computer is a personal computer, and a dwarf planet is a planet? In the same way, a great ape is an ape.

Also, if you're an ape, you're not a monkey. Two different types of animal.

[CloudMassacre]

I like having access to modern comforts

[Asker]

i like the idea of being a monkey more

[Ms_Facesitter]

I would only want their physical strength. They climb with ease, they make it look so effortlessly. I don't even think I can do 5 pull ups, maybe not even 3.

[Asker]

but you could also eat fruit and scream at random things and wave big stick in air

[Ms_Facesitter]

No I will pass on that!

[whereismyjohnny]

No, I’d prefer being a 🐼

[Asker]

why a panda

[whereismyjohnny]

They just seem to have fun. Rolling around, no thoughts head empty 😂

[pink-jilly]

i no wanna be monke

[Asker]

but climb and pick up big stick

[pink-jilly]

im a 🐱 meow

[Anonymous]

White women are still at that evolutionary stage.