My neighbor recently brought home a chimpanzee for "research" purposes. He is a zoologist, specializing in primates and I looked into local and state laws, it's legal but I don't trust chimps. Too many horror stories. I can only hope he knows what he's doing. He says it's temporary and I hope it is. I told my wife, if I see that prick (chimp, not my neighbor) step one foot in our yard, I'm shooting it! Is that unreasonable of me? How would you feel in my situation?
LMAO!! I'd question his credentials, Wally. How good of a zoologist can he be? He's scarred from head to toe from animal attacks and has been bitten so many times by snakes, he's immune to venom! The chimp will probably end up killing him.
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i lived next to a zoo for most of my life so... i know exactly how this feels. woman walked a kangaroo across my lawn once. its amazing
I mean I love chimps in a wild but yea pet chimps are scary. I don't blame you for yout fear I would be nervous too especially if I had children
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Lmfao!!! I have no advice but this was the funniest thing I've heard in a long while. Family Guy needs you.
"Because it's legal" is not an argument, it's an appeal to authority.
Laws are arbitrary dictates used to control a population, not universal standards of morality.Show him the movie „Link“ from 1986. That might change his perception.
I hate chimps, I wouldn't blame you at all.
I'd kill it.
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