How would you feel if Trump was your neighbor?

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snowboarder720 · Accepted Answer

I’d throw my shit over the fence. Whenever he’d complain to the police I’d tell him “wrong.” along with a bunch of lies to deflect any questions I’m asked.
I’d puncture holes in his boats. Whenever he leaves on a boating trip and begins to sink I’d wait for him to cry for help then I’d respond “all boats matter”.
I’d steal important documents from his workspace, take them in my house, and when he finally asks me about it I’d just play it stupid and not know what he’s talking about.
I’d convince to the neighborhood kids that something was stolen from them without any evidence, rally in front of his house, and when the kids bust through his windows to smoke weed, I’d wait a few hours before politely explaining to them that I know how they feel and that they should just leave whenever they feel like it.
I could go on and on about this 😆🤣😂🤣

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

How would I feel I was filled with my hands probably around his neck lol no not really I quit watching TV just because of trump was on every single moment of the day when he was president but living next door to him if we got to know each other I would love to look into his eyes when he was talking with me just so I can see who he really was I mean I know kind of who he really is and he's kind of really funny in his own roundabout way but I would do it just for the experience maybe for a year but that's it

KimmyKimchi · Accepted Answer

I'd probably wonder why a billionaire American is living in a cheap shitty council flat in England  It would probably suck though he seems like he'd be incredibly loud and obnoxious

DermalPunch · Accepted Answer

Wepl, I wouldn't see him much. He's always in court. It's fine. But really, I wouldn't want to live anywhere near him.

Andres77 · Answer

I'd love it.
Listen, I was bullied for years and I at least learned this:if you give the bullies something to focus on then they stop digging. Trump has mastered this. The economy was awesome and employment across ALL demographics was at record highs. Simple facts. IDGAF about his tweets. I care more about a more secure border and less drug trafficking and less human trafficking and a China and Russia that knew better than test us and being able to protect and provide for my family without having to get another job.
Trump was AWESOME!
And Biden and those that want him are doing more damage to this country and the silly sips, think they're going to benefit from it. Powerful keep power. They don't share power. The left NEVER LEARNS FROM HISTORY. The lefts minions will be ignored when catastrophe strikes while those they helped come to power will ignore their suffering.
I really don't want to see anyone suffer;I wish the left would wake up... please.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

That would be cool to have enough money to live next to Trump. I feel like living next to Anderson Cooper would be worse.

I feel like Anderson Cooper is they type of guy who will be a dick to you from the moment you move in, and then if you had a backyard party and invited some people on the block and not him, he'd take it super personal.

Lliam · Answer

No prob. I don't know if we would get along or not, but his mere presence wouldn't bother me.
There are lots of people whom I'd object more to being in my neighborhood besides Trump. Pretty much any Democrat politician or "woke" activist would create a danger that I couldn't live with, especially if I had children.

Leapfrog00 · Answer

I'd pay a prostitute to sleep with him and while she's in his house, I'd have her steal his tax records. Then I'd hire all migrant workers and pay them to mow his lawn, then I'd take pictures, and tip the media that he's making them do slave labor. Then when the news people interview me as that one neighbor that saw everything, I'd say "Instead of making me put up a fence on our property line, he made me put up a wall."

WanderingLoveWizard · Answer

No one on this app can afford to have Trump as their neighbor

OfMiceandMen · Answer

I think the short video below describes how I would feel about the whole situation...

DizzyDesii · Answer

If he don’t look my way, I won’t look his. But i’d feel like people would be out to kill him and I ain't tryna be passin through and get caught in the middle. I’d prob move away

CaptainOverthink · Answer

If I was then I'd either have an awesome house if I lived in his neighborhood, don't mind that.  Or we'd be cellmates and I'd be dead in a month. Not cut out for prisen.

Dargil · Answer

OK. I'll try this now. I would feel safe. His place would be crawling with Secret Service and I can display my American Flag without my car or home being vandalized by Democrats.

Sixgunsound · Answer

I'd feel pretty good if I could afford to live in his area. Florida seems to be a lot better than NY if so many refugees flee NY for FL every year.

AaronKrieger · Answer

I wouldn't not like it, since I'd be paranoid the Secret Service is observing my household lmao

Christoff92 · Answer

Would make his life miserable and memorable 😁😊

andreasderjuengere · Answer

It would be a relationship like that between Gomez Addams and Judge Womack. But now it's me who's into playing golf :)

Anpu23 · Answer

My neighbor? No, I think it wouldn't work out well. He's so whiny and petty I just see us arguing often.

EpicSnail · Answer

That would actually be kind of cool. Not that I like him with political power, but you have to admit he is entertaining.

LiamJHayden · Answer

We have some famous people who live nearby, but no one who inflames the level of passion that he does. I'd sell.

Googlemyahoo · Answer

I’d rent my house out for a huge price to MSNBC to stalk his every move

Ben487 · Answer

I'd feel okay about it. He was one of our better presidents of late.

Snakeyes7 · Answer

That'd be pretty cool. If you ignore the political garbage, he'd make an entertaining neighbor.

Amishaxx · Answer

That's not something very comfortable. I wouldn't like to have a politician as a neighbour

Surely · Answer

Would love to have him for a neighbor! As long as he is living next to where I am living now.

legalboxers · Answer

Id sell my house and move. No need to be closer to the flame of a toxic fire.

Spongebobssocks · Answer

Good. I'm rich af then😅

DryGermanGuy · Answer

I would dare him to grab my pussy.

Nikki1989 · Answer

I would have to move.

mb120101 · Answer

Rich unless he turned into middle class

Princess3335 · Answer

Werid and probably Scared

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Try to avoid him as much as possible.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

I wouldn't care as long as I never see him.

Ptrmbrs88 · Answer

I'd throw rocks at him.

OddBeMe · Answer

I’d have to learn Russian for “get off my lawn.”

kloveskash · Answer

Scared

riverrat3 · Answer

There goes the neighborhood

Slim57 · Answer

Intrigued, wtf is gonna happen next

lightbulb27 · Answer

fine

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

Go on about my life

Minahh · Answer

Move away

TallAnon · Answer

Don't care

Roula2000 · Answer

I’d move.

Dreamclouds · Answer

Indifferent

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