Why aren't topless car washes a thing in the UK like in America?

Question

In the UK people who don't wash their own cars either take them to an automatic car wash or to a bunch of Eastern European guys in the corner of a supermarket.

But as I understand it from TV in the USA it's common to have car washes run by topless girls or in more Conservative states in bikinis.

Given the UK is more liberally advanced why don't we have them here?

BadRepresentative · Accepted Answer

I have never heard of such a thing. A lot of American TV is exaggerated in a way that's not accurate for entertainment. Topless/bikinis are not the case in the states. The only one I have gone to is automatic. There's no need to hire people specifically to just stand there or to be topless unless it's a porn place of some sort, which I think would be weird and likely not publicized openly.

Emilyis · Accepted Answer

I'm sure there are no topless carwashes anywhere in the USA unless at a nudist resort or nude beach. You only see high school teams having car washes. At that is all that I have seen and they are cheer leaders may have their uniforms on and if it is a church carwash, the girls will probably be wearing a one piece. You are fantasizing about topless carwashes I do believe.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

I don’t think that’s a real thing. I’ve lived in the US my entire life and i’ve never seen a topless car wash. It would be prohibitively difficult to keep out inappropriate viewers, like children and adult crybabies. I’ve seen a few car washes for charity events involving high skool or college kids, but rarely only females, and only the boys were permitted to be topless.

Red_Arrow · Accepted Answer

I have lived all over the US and have never seen boobs used for washing car windows. Groups often set up car washes to rasie money for uniforms, church trips, etc., and wear anything from regular clothes to bathing suits, but I cannot imagine topless in public happening.

Anonymous · Answer

I haven’t seen topless carwashes before in America. Just on movies back in the 80-90s where high school girls did it for fundraising and there wasn’t a massive manhunt for pedophiles where a 17yo with 1 day before birthday would put you on a sex offender registry.

also, UK is way more sexually deviant than America. I have never seen any country that pushes sex so hard on teens it’s ridiculous. According to UK if you haven’t had at least a few wild out sex parties with drugs you are a loser. The UK media is warping kids minds to think they need to smoke, drink and screw like rabbits before they become old adults.

WhiteSteve · Answer

I’ve never seen a topless one, but I notice high school aged kids do them for fundraising events for school trips or new team uniforms, etc.

Problem is, it’s usually girls doing it, and there is a less than zero chance that I’m going to sit in my car and pay underaged women to wash my car in bikini tops. I can’t think of many creepier scenarios to put myself in. Here’s a $20 donation, but I’ll just go to the car wash down the street, good luck with your field hockey season🙅‍♂️😂

Anonymous · Answer

can always count on you for fake news. 🤣 Topless car washes in America aren't "a thing", and are pretty rare. I'm sure there's some happening in the UK as well. Matter of fact, lemme do some quick research for ya.

Bubbles 'n' Babes was the UK's first permanent topless car wash. Opened in 2006 in Hinkley, but left just 7 years later after disputes over their advertising. They moved to Coventry's Rowleys Green Industrial Estate. Whatever that is.

Seems like most places have public nudity laws and the way that topless car washes get around them is by setting up "tent" areas where the workers can't be seen by people passing by. Perhaps most places don't want to deal with the hassle of city code violations and fighting all the red tape, so they stick to bikinis or standard car washes rather than trying to free the soapy titties.

SaoirseS · Answer

Lol it's not that common, at least not in the Midwest US. Girls in bathing suits setting up a car wash in places like the auto parts store parking lot to raise money for something is pretty common though.

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Yeah the only time around here that girls get close to your car dressed like that, it’s offering a service or a packet of ‘stuff’.

love_conquers_lust · Answer

That’s indecent exposure, we don’t have that here. What you see on TV is media, different laws. Nudity in the flesh is exposing genitalia, your ass, and chest for women. Some restaurants have a no shirt no shoes no service policy that is perfectly legal, indecent exposure laws would still apply in an establishment open to the public.

TCredo · Answer

lol oh the perception of us here in America... I wish they were more prevalent. Now and again a strip club might run one but it's pretty rare and even then when they do it's bikini not topless as they can't be nude outside the club.

The smart car washes hire a good looking young woman :)

EmmaMary · Answer

@purplepoppy  Gosh... Before my BR, that could so easily have been me in the video!

ADrifter · Answer

@purplepoppy - commercials aren't real life.  The typical American gal in real life at topless car-washes would be the sort of lovely British lassie whose on the dole & living in a council house.

KrakenAttackin · Answer

That is the torture scene from "Cool Hand Luke".

Th3ft · Answer

I grew up in a party colosseum town and now live next to another big one and have never seen a topless car wash. It’s illegal to expose yourself in public…

VikingWarLord · Answer

Too many politically correct, virtue signalling KARENS and DAVES to ever have one of those.

1st World issues, meanwhile, 3rd world countries, hundreds of millions of people walk around naked all the time and breast-feed out in public.

KatherineJ · Answer

“The UK is more liberally advanced”? No, I think that should read “The UK is further along the way to societal decay”. But other than that, I have never seen a nude car wash.

anylolone · Answer

Why should it be? What's the point of topless car washes? It clearly doesn't wash the car any cleaner, faster or cheaper.

jshm2 · Answer

Because most of the girls would freeze to death.  We don't even have a beach volleyball team in the UK!

bean2k21 · Answer

Because, the only attractive women in the UK are tourists.

Bratsondanielle · Answer

Because in the uk most people can't afford to own a car

Anonymous · Answer

High school Cheerleader bikini car washes are the best, it's usually for charity or to raise funds to go to regionals. I took Mt car in four times at the last one.

20yearsolder · Answer

We don't have them around here, I haven't seen one in years and years and years

Bee-Hatch · Answer

Because it's fkin cold here most of the year?

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

In the 43 years that I've existed, I have never seen a topless car wash. I have lived in 3 separate states and no boobies waxing my windshield. Dammit.

exitseven · Answer

It is definitely something that would get a lot of business

FunkyMonkee · Answer

I live in America, or what's left of it, I've never seen any topless car washes.

soe11 · Answer

I think because of the weather and unlike America or in a tropical country that is why.

convo_king89 · Answer

In Europe seeing topless women is already common so it’s not a thing like in the USA

motownplayer2000 · Answer

It’s not a thing in America. We have machine car wash places now

Anonymous · Answer

The little mites would get cold very quickly.

hostboy__fastestlaps · Answer

you're delusional, we don't have those here. movies aren't real life.

WhiteBoyChill · Answer

LMFAO  “from TV in the USA” Yeah TV IN USA IS REALITY. LMFAO

Jessica405 · Answer

Too effin' cold most times!

ethanallen · Answer

Do those things ever burst under the pressure?

Zolly99999 · Answer

My work van would be spotless every day 😉

Sarahplus2 · Answer

I have never heard of those either here in PA.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

Sadly they aren't much of a thing here either.

Anonymous · Answer

O_O Soapy what?

ODC2112 · Answer

You have to start it.

Wise4myage · Answer

Its illegal in the U. S.

Jouth · Answer

because we're not gay here

maximumpower · Answer

Haven't seen one in America.

Twalli · Answer

I have never seen a topless car wash here.

Dimension453 · Answer

Are you looking for a job or something?

Tornado92 · Answer

U b good for modeling baby 😘😘😘😘

jimmy2 · Answer

There are many different kinds here

Waldoe · Answer

saggy boobs?

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