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What do you think of the Mossad (the Israeli Secret Service)?

The Russian FSB, the American CIA and the Mossad are having a competition.

Three small task forces of all three Agencies meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big German forest.

For the goal of the competition, they decided that each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins.

First, the FSB leaves for the forest. When they emerge twelve hours later, they carry a live rabbit in a cage. "We posted lookouts around the forest, and after spotting the rabbit, we shadowed it until it showed us his hideout, we then just placed the cage over the entrance and waited for the rabbit to fall in our trap. Neat and simple."

Now, it's the turn of the CIA. They leave into the forest and emerge four hours later, holding a rabbit which seems to have been shot. "We used satellite surveillance to aquire our target, but during the tracking with four inconspicious vans, the subject tried to escape, so we had to use drastic measures. Still counts." Nobody objects.

The Mossad goes in last. The four agents disappear into the forest, and return after only an hour with a badly beaten Palestinian bear. The Palestinian bear is screaming: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I swear I'm a rabbit!"

What do you think of the Mossad (the Israeli Secret Service)?
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