I no longer need to give up a lifeboat to a woman right?

[ChefPapiChulo]

With gender equality I can get on a lifeboat if a ship is sinking and I don’t have to wait for all the women to get on board right?

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+1 y

i'm glad all my haters could gather in my question, per usual. because i live rent free in your heads.

you've been pawned.

[Guy13]

Don't you Abortion Leftist value the lives of others? You will let drowning people drown when you can save them?

[ChefPapiChulo]

Yes? No? What are you even saying?

[Slingblade1126]

Chef Culo, do you honestly think a lifeboat would stay afloat with you on it? Like Joel said, they'd throw your ass overboard, tie a rope around your belly and have you tug the boat to shore. Why would a walrus need a lifeboat?

[LazerBean]

He's keeps removing my replies, even though I was being really nice 😔

[Slingblade1126]

@LazerBean He removed one of mine too. He's a selfish prick! Did you happen to see his disgusting flirting with that girl, Blackcupcake? I'm embarrassed for him.

[LazerBean]

Indeed, I had to go rinse my eyes out with Clorox after seeing it 😣

[Slingblade1126]

@LazerBean That is definitely the closest he's ever come to having sex. So, I guess I'm kinda happy for him.

[Slingblade1126]

Thank you for MHO, Chef Culo. I really do think we can work through our problems.

[Blackcupcake]

I’m sure no woman would expect that from you anyways😊

[ChefPapiChulo]

What do you mean m’queen

[Blackcupcake]

lol that no woman would expect you to give up a lifeboat for her

[ChefPapiChulo]

I’d give up my lifeboat for you.

[Slingblade1126]

You have a lot of game, Chef Culo! I didn't realize you were such a ladies man. Don't worry, my lover boy, I won't say anything about the nudes you've sent me... OOPS!

[Msputiton]

@Slingblade1126 🤣🤣🤣
@blackcupcake you can get on my lifeboat. I'm sure it's safer on mine anyways

[ChefPapiChulo]

@Msputiton yours would probably sink because you’re evil inside.

[Slingblade1126]

Chef Culo, I hope you don't think I'm one of your haters? You know it isn't true. All those nudes we've exchanged should definitely tell you I'm not a hater. And to say you live rent free in our heads is laughable! One of your sexy lips wouldn't fit in my head and I have a big head. I'd probably have to put holes in my ceiling so your tits wouldn't rub against it. Just in case you like to sleep on your back. Also, LazerBean is not a hater! She's a intelligent, witty young woman that happens to be gorgeous. She only wants to be your friend. Sorry for the misunderstanding, Chef Culo.

[Pohjolan]

Yes it is dictated that nowadays all ships have enough lifeboats and/or rafts.

[joeldalton]

fortunately for you, walruses float.