Your lifeboat only has room for you and one other, who do you save and why?

[MendaciousMarxist]

A Infantophile (someone attracted to children under 5 years old)

A mass shooter

A Republican

An Anime abuser and rapist

Updates

+1 y

I meant animal abuser for the last dude

[SnowedIn]

I love this question! I selected C and here's why: process of elimination. I want the infantophile to drown; can't ever be certain they won't go after some kid. Likewise, the mass shooter; my son lost his Sunday School teacher to a mass shooter (true story). The rapist needs to drown too. That leaves the Republican.

[NathanDavis]

an Anime abuser...

is this about whoever lead the creation of Boruto the anime?

[SoftCliff]

My b f

I love him so much, I can't imagine life without him

[CoolCatMar1]

An infantophile to kill him later😂

[MendaciousMarxist]

better to beat to death than to drown!

[CoolCatMar1]

Exactly hahahha

[Jccowen77]

I'd save the pedophile. I'd watch the relief in his eyes at being saved. Then I'd beat him half to death and throw him overboard.

[HighValue]

So basically the options were 3 Democrats or the one Republican. I'd save the Republican.

[AviatorTom]

NOTA. I'd get out of the lifeboat and let my SO and our dog get in.

[Iron_Man]

I’ll save my girlfriend from GAG and then I’ll try to hang on to the side of the life boat or maybe pull myself in and hope for room maybe somebody will pull me up and there is room

[Jennz6]

Exactly what I would do

[Iron_Man]

Good

[Part2603]

Lol. Glad to see TDS is still alive and well in 2022.

[Anonymous]

I shoot the radical thirty-something feminist in the lifeboat next to me, dump her body into the ocean, and save all four of these people above, as they're far more useful to society than her.

[abc3643]

Not sure what an "anime abuser and rapist is"... They fuck mangas?

[joeldalton]

I’d let the three democrats die and save the republican.

[standardguy]

The Republican. His political opinion is not something he deserves to die. Freedom of opinion and speech for everybody!

[AngryCarl]

What if they're all just one guy? I wouldn't know whether to save him or beat him with an oar.

[LiamJHayden]

Three pieces of human garbage or someone with whom I might have some disagreements? Duh.

[Anonymous]

I would save the Republican, because the others seems like they would be saved by libs, its typical leftists to ignore such behaviors the other three have when done by leftists

[Anonymous]

None of them, I have long legs and need to stretch.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'll save my Republican husband.

[4ngelic]

the republican duh

[qwert1234]

No one. I need space to rest my back.

[Jennz6]

No body like that

[shortster]

What the heck is an anime abuser?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

LOL... Have to be a Republican. 🙄

[SmokinAces2000]

This is a stupid ass question

[JCT666]

Republican, easily.