In the spirit of climate change, reducing carbon emissions, and saving the planet, do you think Alvin Bragg would take the NYC subway at night?

[Mary4567]

President Biden said that climate change is the most existential threat to humanity.

[BungusHighFivePizza]

He's a fat person; I can't even tell where his chin is at. I don't care what fat people think. I think the fat pollutes their brain cells. It might be even worse than us alcoholics.

[Mary4567]

He's not fat, he's a bit chubby.

[BungusHighFivePizza]

By Asian standards I think he could be an elite sumo wrestler if he had proper training.

[In_Trance]

Biden is full of shit

[Mary4567]

Even a broken clock is right twice per day. (well, maybe not in this case.)

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

The clock is only right twice a day if its numbers aren't saying it's 13:61.

But, let me tell you something, Alvin Bragg isn't just taking the NYC subway at night, he's making love to it like a horny sausage Casanova! He's sliding his body in and out of those subway cars like a greasy pork link, rubbing up against every hot, sweaty body he can find. And let's not forget about the carbon emissions he's reducing with all that hot, steamy action. He's making the subway system his own personal sausage party, and everyone's invited to join in on the fun. With every thrust and grind, he's saving the planet one orgasm at a time. So if you want to reduce your carbon footprint and have a wild, erotic ride, hop on the Alvin Bragg express and let the good times roll!

[Surely]

It isn’t safe there. Someone keeps releasing criminals to commit more crimes!

[Mary4567]

Really? Who's doing that? No one's above the law.

[Surely]

That is what we are told!

[Mary4567]

I wonder if that dead lady agrees.

[Surely]

I would love to go see the Aircraft carrier in the harbor with all of the planes on board. But, probably not in this lifetime!
Pretty soon. There will be only criminals left in New York!

[Mary4567]

You best save up for a time you can do that in a red state.

[Surely]

It is a shame that 51% of the voters? screwed up my retirement journeys!

[Mary4567]

Alleged voters. I heard that cargo ships have passenger rooms onboard. And they are cheap. You eat your meals with the crew. Sure it might take a month to get to the Orient, but who cares? I'm sure they have satellite Internet, so you could be on GAG the whole time.

Where I used to live, they had a sailing ship like you saw on Pirates of the Caribbean. People came from all over the world to experience that. You went out to sea for two weeks, and this was far from a cruise ship. You were a crew member. You were assigned a job, and you were expected to do it. That's what people wanted. They wanted to experience life on a real sailing vessel. If you knew how to handle the sails, that was your job. If you knew how to cook, that was your job. If nothing else, you were assigned to swab the deck. I've talked to people from all over the world, and they all loved having the memory of being part of the crew on one of those ships.

[PickleTree]

Hell no! lol. He doesn't want to get killed.

[BaileyWillow]

No, people like Bragg don't care about anyone but themselves.

[gorydetails]

Seems reasonable to me.

[Mary4567]

We all are faced with risks in life, but when I see those polar bears stranded on an ice cube, it makes the risks worthwhile. And I know that Alvin agrees with me.

[gorydetails]

plus do you want to make greta cry?

[Mary4567]

HOW DARE YOU! THE WORLD IS ENDING IN June!

[SammyBob]

I'll never go to that shithole in New York City.