If President Trump is convicted of these BS, politically motivated charges, will you do everything possible to defend him?

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If President Trump is convicted of these BS, politically motivated charges, will you do everything possible to defend him?

Dildօphօbe · Accepted Answer

First, we'll start by summoning the spirits of all the great porn stars who have ever graced the screen. They'll form a mighty army, ready to fight for the cause of Trump's innocence. And they won't just be any old porn stars. No, these will be the most legendary, the most well-endowed, the most cum-tastic of them all.

Next, we'll gather all the dildos in the world and fashion them into a giant, throbbing monument to Trump's greatness. It will tower over the Capitol Building, a testament to the power of his cock and the loyalty of his followers.

And if that's not enough, we'll call upon the gods of sex themselves. They'll descend from the heavens in a shower of cum and ecstasy, ready to smite anyone who dares to stand in our way.

But most of all, we'll rely on our own Cuckvestigations to defend President Trump. We'll come up with the most outrageous and untrannify defenses imaginable, from claiming that the charges are all part of a vast conspiracy by the Illuminati to arguing that Trump's hair alone is proof of his innocence.

So, don't worry about a thing. We'll defend President Trump with all the bricealan thanks the moderators for doing a good job. And when we're done, the world will know that Trump is innocent, the Democrats are fools, and we are the true masters of the universe under the love and light of Lord Orgasmos and his bastaed child @boobslayer, maybe with the help of @d_bone_steak and @WanderingLoveWizard I will stop posting this garbage before all my accounts are wiped when this is the only one unfrozen after posting too many "explicit" comments.

Kaneki05 · Accepted Answer

Yeah what you gonna do? Go raid the capital and get arrested? Hmm seems to only hurt yourself that, while trump will be fine no matter how the outcome because rich people don't have to worry about real consequences.
He even admits that himself then calls it a joke but we know it's truth he could shoot someone and get away with it because that's how been as rich as him works.
Even if he went to prison somehow you know he would get the best damn room and room service lol. He wouldn't exactly be in a prison where people only get by through gangs.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Absolutely. I will donate all my money to him so it can sit in his bank while he doesn't pay his lawyers. And it will be a secretly recurring donation. But we must protect Dear Leader from the consequences of his actions! How dare they say laws apply to him? I will bankrupt myself and go to jail storming the capital if I must! All hail Trump!

RedHotSallyJo · Accepted Answer

There's nothing I can do. Bring on the war with Russia, and it will all be moot point.

richardcory · Answer

We need to trust in the independence of our court system or I see no way to avoid catastrophe. If the "everything possible to defend him" people meet the "see that he faces justice" people, what then? Without courts to decide, is it civil war? Imagine how bad that would be. (and how much China and Russia would be gloating afterwards)

Sasahara · Answer

No, I'm not American. But if certain people celebrates the conviction if it happens I will do them the favor of reminding them that they belive the US justice system is corupt and Trump's conviction is an act of corruption.

Anonymous · Answer

You're as stupid as he is. LOL There's nothing political about it. This jerk-off of an ex-President put every American at risk and Lord only knows what an asset he's been for the Ruskies. He shows top secret and classified docs to "friends" ? "Hey, look at this - isn't it cool that I have this? Now you look". EVERYONE knows Trump can't his stupid mouth shut, but you're ok with this? Well, I expect that from your cult. You're a pig and traitor, just like he is.

Red_Arrow · Answer

I would have loved to be in DC protecting our nation's Capitol and honest leaders against the attacks motivated and driven by the traitor Trump!

jshm2 · Answer

Get your head out your ass. There is no evidence they are "BS" or "politically motivated". If anything they are proof he is a cult leader, and danger to the public.