When you defecate at work, do you take longer than usual?

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I love my 20 minute shits

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

However long it takes to do the deed. Usually, it's 5:00 or so but, for some reason, about 15 years ago, it took insanely long!!
Normally, I go in, drop my load on the giant toad, do the paper work and I'm back out to work within 10:00 or less but, for a while, I'd go in, drop the kids off at the pool and it'd take FOREVER to wipe ALL the shit off my asshole!! I'd FINALLY get it clean, pull up my pants, flush the toilet, turn around to unlock the door to leave and I had to shit again!! So, I'd drop trou again and plow another row! The shitting only took about a minute but the wiping took FOREVER!! I FINALLY get cleaned up, flush, pull `em up and go to unlock the door and I had to shit AGAIN!!! I must've been FULL of shit but my eyes were still blue! This happened EVERY FUCKING DAY!! And, on top of that, it was during this time that I started GAINING weight!! And the shit paper they had was that industrial shit that was practically transparent but felt like sandpaper!! By the time my ass was done with all that shitting every day, my asshole was bleeding from the shit paper!!
Now, at that job, we had this kid about 24 years old that would take a shit nearly every day and would spend a very long time in the shitter!! My boss would start making fun of him for taking so long! He never said much about me taking so long because I was never one to stop the machinery just to take a shit because I was mostly doing hand work and nobody gave a fuck if I disappeared for 15 to 20. I was much faster than them so, I was getting a lot more done than them, anyway. Whereas, Chris was in charge of a few of the machines so, if he stopped, everything else did, too. One of Chris's hang-ups was that, if anybody else was in the bathroom at the same time he was trying to make Lincoln logs, he couldn't go!! No idea why!
And, at my next job, we had another kid about 18 to 22 that lived on his cell phone so, if he had to make or take a call, he'd stop his machine and go to the bathroom and spend half an hour or so in the shitter! But he did this several times a day!! So, of course, everybody made fun of him for it and the boss would get pissed about it!

Joker_ · Accepted Answer

nah I take the same amount of time as usual because I'm not an utter deviant like you (1 hour)

sheikalana · Accepted Answer

I don't know why I just can't poop outside of my house. The only times I've pooped outside of my house was in hotels.

Anemone978 · Accepted Answer

I don't actually shit at work I just go sit in the washroom to waste time lol

OddBeMe · Answer

If you do that means you have a job and not a career. And will be poor the rest of your life.

Billlewis · Answer

I used to intentionally take longer than usual, to kill time.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

If I'm in there for more than 10 minutes I'm asleep.

Solo3k · Answer

I take long shits

exitseven · Answer

I try and hold it until I gt home.

Anonymous · Answer

The mods will elevate this one to the top.

DextroShade · Answer

Ha I am literally doing that right now 🤣💩

Fuentes · Answer

Normal time lol

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