Can you poop at work?

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I hate pooping at work and usually do it at lunch when I can leave the office and go to the restaurant I usually eat at. I get nervous when I do it at work because I'm always worried someone is either going to hear it (our bathrooms always remember I got by people's offices) or walk in after and smell it. Sometimes I can't hold it in though and whenever I do poop at work it's super nerve wracking but them after I walk out and no one walks in I feel kind of proud of myself lol

meowcow · Accepted Answer

The work toilet is where I do some of my best work!

Luckily, my office washroom is outside of the office area. I personally go to a different floor's washroom when I see someone pooping, and hate it when I'm interrupted. Unfortunately, I work with a lot of outdoorsy/camper types who have grown accustomed to lack of privacy when pooping. They'll come in, see your feet under the stall door, and proceed to take a shit two feet from you in the other stall.

Other times, I go in just to pee. And it seems like they intentionally come out of the stall while I'm still peeing/washing my hands. They walk out, head held high as if they just saved a baby from a burning building. That there is an alpha.

KDA20 · Accepted Answer

Funny my only criteria is how clean the bathroom is - My view is that it is a natural thing and you have to do it - What I would say to myself is the other people have to poop too and probably feel similar to you thus will understand any emotion you feel about the event.

BeeNee · Accepted Answer

I am not a person who can poop at work normally. I literally like trained myself to go in the morning so I wouldn't have to even deal with that, but the moment I moved up at my job, I found out there was like a secret bathroom on basically a deserted floor other then two offices where the people were rarely in them, so then it was like, if I have to, I could go there, but I still prefer my own home bathroom.

CrazynKinky · Accepted Answer

For the smell you can get "just a drop" I think that's the name. It apparently works my friends use it. But honestly if you're almost 30 you should know everybody poops. I know a lot of people aren't comfortable with doing it in public but if you're office is full of adults no one will judge you. Obviously it's always better to poop at home. Just remember EVERYBODY POOPS

Darkfairie17 · Accepted Answer

I do, we have single person bathrooms thankfully! But I also have a small office.

It's nerve wracking sometimes because you know people are going to smell it. And I've definitely smelled it when other people have went. But I guess there is an unspoken code, you smell it you don't mention it though. lol

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I've never really understood people who are super poop-conscious. I go if I need to, not holding that shit in. Pun intended.

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

yeah.  i just lock the door lol. if you're talkin' about the stalls in the public restroom, why yes again.

madhatters4 · Answer

i do. i just found a bathroom that is an empty part of the office that hardly anyone uses. so it's always clean. always empty

nohomobrah · Answer

Nothing is more alpha than going to a bathroom and dropping a fat log and leaving the bathroom with your chest popped out and your shoulders back leaving that horrid stench for others to smell throughout the day. It's like leaving your alpha mark upon everyone in the work place. I hold my head high every time I step out of the bathroom adjusting my belt.

Anonymous · Answer

When I need to poop I am not holding it in for 1 second, I will poop in most places and at anytime. When I was at university I pooped there about 2 times every single day. I have no trouble pooping in public and I don't care if other people in the restroom hear me fart or poop because it is a public restroom after all. If you go to a place where people are pooping you can't complain if you can hear them pooping lol. When you got to poop you just got to get it out the moment you need to. :P

Anonymous · Answer

My opinion in a nutshell...

Gooseman · Answer

If you gotta go, you gotta go! I love to hear how women think though. Don't you find if you hold it, it ends up being smellier and noisier when you do need to unleash the demons?

Hans222 · Answer

I voted C but I basically don't mind... we all have to go so I can't be shy even if there are some noises involved :D

Anonymous · Answer

Luckily, I only live 10 min from work so I come home to poop

Soshy · Answer

I've only ever done it once at my work place. Other than that I wait to do that shit at home.

matheus_mb · Answer

When you have no choice, it's better than pooping in your pants hahaha

Tarvold · Answer

Pooping at work is such a dilemma.  On one hand, it's the perfect excuse to chill and take a break. On the other... germs... It's too bad that I'm more germaphobic than I am lazy.

9mfeo · Answer

I used to live and work at a remote site. There was no other choice except holding it for 14+ days.

Anonymous · Answer

I only hate pooping outside my home because I can't clean properly with paper alone. I need water!! And soap.

gapminder · Answer

Ya do what you have to do. But, what I really hate is when you are in a bathroom stall mid shit and someone walks in, causing your poop to prarie dog back into your BH.

DBAOracle · Answer

I do poop at work if I need to and it's a toilet so, I'm not expecting to hear melodies neither am I expecting to smell jasmine... LOL.

Nerdvana · Answer

Omg. I thought i was the only one who felt that way. Lol. But yes i try to avoid it at all cost. Of course, if duty calls. I must answer. Lol

ArtDent · Answer

Heck yeah, especially if it's on double time. Courtesy flush for the smell.

bustas · Answer

i dont like it too thats why i try to avoid drinking coffee at morning , lol

HeyItsAnto · Answer

What the heck is wrong with you? Girls don't poop!!!

teawrecks · Answer

Get paid to go to the bathroom, dude. $$$$

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