"They had an almost billion-dollar cost over on the magnetic elevators. Think of it, magnets," he told the crowd for some unknown reason. "Now, all I know about magnets is this. Give me a glass of water. Let me drop it on the magnets. That's the end of the magnets."
"Why didn't they use John Deere?" he asked. "Why didn't they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere."
(He has no clue what a catapult on an aircraft carrier is, nor why it might be a a good idea to use something that only requires electricity over something that uses steam. You know, like those trains he's never been on.)
Uh, who?
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