What's the dumbest myth people actually believe?

[mandyfire98]

[Kaneki05]

Well it's a myth that's no longer believed but used to be people believe wrestling was real, not just staged and for the show of it.
And it annoyed me every single time me at even 10 trying to tell people it's not real lol.
Still love the south park episode on it, that episode back then like all the episodes tbf just validated my own thoughts. In that episode you have the really dumb folk of south park watching the kids do wrestling thinking all the drama and fighting is real.

[Zestyassmf1997]

Stuff they see and read on social media.

[mandyfire98]

Absolutely

[7Phoenix7]

That having sex with multiple partners or with a guy that's bigger than average will make a girl "loose".

[mandyfire98]

Yeah it always makes me laugh how people think it permanently stretches a woman. Even when science and medical doctors keep saying that the vagina goes back to its normal size after sex. The reply... "They're lying"

Or the best one. That a girl who sleeps with 20 different guys but only has had sex 20 times is more loose than a woman who is married and has had sex with her husband over a 100 times. That one is always the dumbest shit ever. Lack of education at its finest.

[7Phoenix7]

Yes exactly 😂 lmao, and refusal to accept the truth when it's presented is the most annoying thing ever.

[mandyfire98]

I heard a guy's penis gets thinner the more girls he's been with. And there's nothing worse than a pencil thin penis. It only makes perfect sense if he's been having sex with tight women since it's getting squeezed. 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Stop lmao 💀💀 that was my ugliest laugh today.

[mandyfire98]

A pencil that has been sharpened too many times is worthless. A sharpener that can sharpen any pencil is incredibly useful.

[7Phoenix7]

@mandyfire98 speaking straight facts 💯 😘

[mandyfire98]

😘😘

[bananathunder]

if that was true, pregnant women would be in trouble AND some of the best vajayjay I've ever had was from girls who had more "experience" LOL

[mandyfire98]

Yeah after giving birth our vaginas would just drag on the floor because they'd be so loose they'd fall out permanently

[bananathunder]

haha right?

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I wonder what they think about what happens after a woman has a baby then. Because that's literally the biggest thing that will ever come out of a vagina. Do they just think it stays that way? I think they need to understand that the vagina has a muscle and it's not just this pair of lips.

[mandyfire98]

They deep down know. They just want to keep spreading shit to make women look bad hoping it will put us in our place and we won't have sex with penises bigger than theirs. Or have sex with more than one guy in our lifetime. If they think they can shame us, we'll listen. All of these myths about the woman's vagina are based on men's insecurity. All of them.

[Soldieronmission1]

This whole thread is so true.. can't say for sure but no guy is as big as a babies head. Tight lose, big, small, it's all part of the sessy game and everyone is different.

Hi @mandyfire98 been a while..

[Agape93]

That their chosen politicians actually give a shit about what they themselves believe in

[SecretsofKB]

I was going to go with COVID being fake but I like this one too!

[mandyfire98]

Yeah this is huge one

[Agape93]

If someone thinks covid is fake, cool. Make out with someone infected by it

[SecretsofKB]

Lol say it again

[Gochogirl]

I get uncontrollably livid when guys are serious about "The female orgasm is a myth"

[mandyfire98]

Just lets me know those guys are shit in bed lol.

[Gochogirl]

Exactly!!!

[Friendlybro79]

@gochogirl Do you really know men that think this seriously? I am sorry and understand your immediate and uncomfortable livid ways.

[Minahh]

That there needs to be blood during the first intercourse dumbest shit that has been pass on through the generations actually there's supposed to be ZERO blood. It happens because the man is agressive, woman is not wet and prepared enough so the tears in vagina wall happen. Blue balls are also a myth. Actually there are so many myths about sexuality it's insane. People don't know the shit about their own anatomy and biology and nobody seems to give a shit and educate the things that really need to be educated.

[matchrestore]

@Apple1996 beat me to it. The myth that circumcision prevents STDs or cancer. But I'll also add the myths that it's difficult to clean and uncircumcised penis or that an uncircumcised boy will be teased in the locker room or be rejected by women later in life.

[MikeTheBartender]

Elvis... Flat Earth... I used to say Aliens... But lately... 🤔

[mandyfire98]

I fuckin knew Elvis was fake!!!

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I can think of a few:

1. You can't swim on your period.

2. You can't get pregnant on your period.

3. COVID & the pandemic was fake.

4. Female orgasms don't exist.

5. Earth is still flat.

6. Women in their 30s, 40s, and 50s can't get pregnant.

[DryGermanGuy]

All these faked „news“ to rile up simpleminded people of the generation Facebook. Too lazy or dumb to verify it with a serious news source. The other day some bozo posted that Greta Thunberg had nine cars, six houses and ten million dollars worth of Nazi loot and most people here believed that!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Friendlybro79]

The size of a guys foot determines how long his salami is. Silly. Everyone knows it's determined by how big your hands are lol

[mandyfire98]

Hahaha

[RainbowMarinade]

@Friendlybro79
Right? It makes more sense too. Your penis goes in your hand, not your foot.
Ever notice how people with thick fingers have large nostrils?
There’s a reason for that. 😁

[Friendlybro79]

@RainbowMarinade Makes perfect sense to me. Think of it this way. Hand rhymes with gland and a penis is a gland in a hand and if you really think about it green is the best color ever

[Beckybooboo]

That professional sports are rigged! If I hear that one more time, I’m gonna put my head through a wall!

[Friendlybro79]

@Beckybooboo This made me laugh so hard thank lol

[Wallythewalrus2]

That Nickleback is a horrible band! I’m passionate about this. I’ll fight anybody that says they are!

[Wallythewalrus2]

“Aren’t”!

[Friendlybro79]

@wallythewalrus2 is punching the crap out of himself right now ha.

[RainbowMarinade]

@wallythewalrus2
That “aren’t” messed me up.
Are you saying they are horrible?
Or they are not?
Your answer determines if we fight or not? 🥊

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@wallythewalrus2 it would be really amazing if the refrain for "photograph" played every time I clicked on your profile.

[Wallythewalrus2]

@RainbowMarinade They aren’t horrible. They are a gift from God! Are gonna fight? I’ll let you win.

[RainbowMarinade]

@wallythewalrus2
I don't know about a gift from God, but they are definitely not horrible. Was just having this conversation the other day. I don’t understand the hate.
I like their music

I don’t need you to let me win! 🤕😁

[Miah04]

The one making me laugh rn is akil the mc is tupac😂

[petitedollbabee]

That the cervix has no nerve endings, therefore women don’t need any proper pain relief when getting an IUD inserted. And when women scream from the pain, faint or vomit, they’re just ‘overreacting’.

[RainbowMarinade]

@petitedollbabee
I think that may just go hand-in-hand with the mythical idea that woman need healthcare, especially when it comes to our reproductive system.
/s

[petitedollbabee]

100%.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

That electric vehicles are the answer to carbon footprint reduction

[TCredo]

First non-sex one that comes to mind is the flat earth myth :)

First sex-related one that pops up is masturbation makes you go blind :)

[PastDue]

That sharks are relentless predators of humans. Less than 10 people are killed by sharks annually worldwide on average. Do you know how many of them we kill every year? About 100 million. We shouldn't be afraid to go in the water. Sharks should be afraid that we're anywhere near the ocean.

[AviatorTom]

Myths aren't dumb. When people think a myth is real, that's dumb.

Let me just say this... are there really people out there who believe the earth is flat? Or are they just trying to make money?

[RebelinSteel]

Flat earthers. You look out into space, every planet and our moon is round in shape, but no they say we are flat, the only one in the solar system, a flat planet. Never mind the rest of what proves earth is not flat lol

[Sonorous]

I don't even wanna think about the dumbest one. I'll probably cringe so hard that I'll pass out. But here's a dumb one I used to believe when I was a kid because people told me it was true: Crossing eyes for too long will cause blindness. 💀💀

[Apple1996]

All of the myths about circumcision being cleaner and preventing cancer. In the US we have the highest circumcision rates along with the highest rates for stds and penile cancer

[Redstang88]

Politicians are making decisions for the good of the general public

[Sirenboobzilla]

Windmills causing cancer

[mandyfire98]

It's the whales belly flopping on land causing the cancer. Windmills are dangerous, not the pollution in the air but it's definitely windmills

[Friendlybro79]

@Sirenboobzilla windmills can cause cancer if you eat one. It's science

[Sirenboobzilla]

Hahaha well played 🤣🤣🤣

[Friendlybro79]

Haha. I had to say it. Have a good day

[abc3643]

The left side of this image.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Beliving Planet Earth is flat.

If this was true, we would have multiple videos by now of people falling off of Earth into Outer Space lol.

[ItsMariusz]

The dumbest myths that people actually believe include the idea that the Earth is flat and the misconception that peeing on a jellyfish sting is somehow effective.

[Red_Arrow]

That Trump won the election in 2020.

[purplepoppy]

Bigfoot.
You've got millions of hunters in American woods yet no ones produced as much as a drop of blood.

[Nikki1989]

You can read dumb myths about relationships and women in general on here every friggin day of the week. People will believe anything.

[Jkreuger89]

That if a woman doesn't want to get pregnant, she can just stop herself by pushing it all out.

I remember hearing this from politicians when i was a kid.

I looked it up, it's true... for female ducks

[Sparkie460]

Breaking a mirror brings you 7 years bad luck.

[mandyfire98]

How many years for breaking your bed?

[Sparkie460]

Just a spanking

[mandyfire98]

Now we are talking

[Sparkie460]

I'll have to hit you with my um plunger. 😐

[mandyfire98]

My plumbing might need your 🪠

[Sparkie460]

I'll clean your pipes if you drain mine

[mandyfire98]

It's definitely a deal

[Sparkie460]

I'll even light up your life

[mandyfire98]

Oh I bet you could many times.

[Sparkie460]

all alone tonight?

[mandyfire98]

Yes sir

[Sparkie460]

I'll be right over

[mandyfire98]

I'll leave my back door open

[Sparkie460]

I haven't used the back door in a while.

[mandyfire98]

You can use mine. You'll have to enter slow tho. It's a tight fit. Don't slam it.

[Sparkie460]

I'll enter nice, easy and slow. I'll even lubricate it.

[mandyfire98]

Always the gentlemen

[Sparkie460]

Gotta respect your requests

[mandyfire98]

I'm requesting your presence

[Sparkie460]

On my way

[normalice]

Any religion.

[Grond21]

Flat earth. Norse Gods. Religions cause the most wars.

[ThrillSeeker01]

That the length of a guy's fingers relates to the length of his penis

[laly520]

black cats brings bad luck

[kingmaker21]

😂😂 seriously?

[laly520]

@kingmaker21 yes some believe in that still

[BarryLiverstone]

Some believe the world is flat

[smahala1991]

men and women cannot be friends

[MAC1983]

Totally!

[Notherndude84]

That you can’t get pregnant while breastfeeding

[Notherndude84]

My ex’s cousin learned that the hard way lol

[elaphe]

That the moon landing was fake.

[Slapmynuts]

That the government is here to protect us!🤪

[Roudyrebel8]

That being cold or wet makes you sick

[Wallythewalrus2]

Actually it can. Sure, you do need the actual virus or bacteria in your body to give you symptoms but being cold and wet will lower your body’s defenses (immunity) to fight it off. Just like staying well hydrated and getting plenty of rest will keep your immune system healthy.

[Roudyrebel8]

@Wallythewalrus2 I agree that being cold and wet lowers your ability to fight infection but it's the bacteria and or virus that makes you sick I've spent weeks in cold wet weather without so much as the sniffles

[Wallythewalrus2]

I know what you’re saying. A persons body will adapt to its environment. Your body became used to the environment you work in and that’s a good thing but some people need to build up that tolerance. If I worked in those conditions, I’d probably feel sick on and off for a while, until my body adapts to it.

[NathanDavis]

IQ tests...

[NathanDavis]

which is very ironic... lol

[The_Sexpert]

Man's height and Penis length

[Elena_Stewart]

God exists

[Anonymous]

That cow piss is pure and remedial 🤣

[OtterMan68]

Michelle Obama is transgender

[Enginn]

Their own nonsense. Lol

[slatyb]

The book of Genesis.

[haklısınvolkan]

Selamlar.

[Amur8711]

Guns kill people.