What is the dumbest conspiracy theory you've heard?

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Covid was fake🙄 I swear when I hear people or see people say that somewhere it just bothers me so much and you know what type of people it is that are saying it 😂 What’s yours?

pers0n · Accepted Answer

That idea that conspiracies are stpud fantasy.  Years ago I saw this type of question on reddit...  Some dumb ones were there... But none of them had so many thousands of votes for being dumb... not even flat earth... as the one I preached about... I preach about celebrity doctors whistleblowing and celebs getting drunk...  And whatever you see on the photos hosted on Huffington post, cosmopolitan, and theguardian as the first search result when you search google images for "prince william shirtless".

Luopio27 · Accepted Answer

WARning.
You asked for it, so becareful what you wish for.
If you can find a dumber one, good luck with that.

Anyway the root of all evil if all mankind is the pubic hairs of all women.

(Personally, never have and never will believe this dumbass theory. So dont go feminist on me)

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

That Trump, for decades, has been secretly fighting a cabal of pedophile elites. I guess that charge of him raping a 13 year old girl a few decades back was some real good deep cover.

Nonsense lol dumbest shit I've heard, and I've talked to people who legit think mountains hold the planet together, think the queen was a lizard and thought that the earth was flat because MINECRAFTS WORLD IS FLAT.

420Rachel · Accepted Answer

I always thought the illuminati stuff was interesting. Also if anyone has 9 hours to spare y'all might be interested in this video. He goes over like... Every conspiracy and it's really fascinating.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Apollo didn't land on the moon; it was all fake.

genericname85 · Answer

covid was obviously not "fake" but the real disease that exists was blown out of any reasonable proportion which made few people that were already rich even richer. and that's not a "conspiracy theory" it's a fact that everyone can look at and see. yes corona "can" be deadly just like the flu can (more to certain people than to others). it's certainly not a "harmless" disease to have (if you're not in your 20s anymore). it always was like that since we discovered corona and influenca viruses like 50 years ago and the new variants that come every other year can be more or less dangerous than the average. though not so dangerous that it legitimates the entire lockdown nonsense. that was purely done to make people more accepting of getting the vaccination AND to generate a global economic rreset to "built back better". that's not a conspiracy theory, it's public government statements that are based on agreements made in the world economic forum which was also a public event. it is just what it is. corruption of the pharma and economics industry, whichj isn't even a new thing with flu type disease as it already happened 2009 and 2012. if you're not seeing that obvius corruption, you're as deslusional and blind for facts as the people who claim corona isn't real alltogether. the truth lies in between the extremes, i guess.

so having that out of the way, i think the dumbest conspiracy theory is the one about NASA and every global intelligence, science and government institution lying to us about the earth actually being flat.

ADFSDF1996 · Answer

Almost everything the Commiecrats believe in are conspiracy theories but they don’t refer to them as conspiracy theories.

They believe all women are secretly lesbians but are forced to engage in straight sex by the so called “patriarchy”
They believe all republicans are secretly “Nazis”
They believe christianity is a “sham”
They believe Stalin was actually a good guy who has been vilified by the West

And the list goes on and on. The Commiecrats are a bunch of tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

A conspiracy is when 2 or more people cooperate to plot, mislead, trick, fool, kill, burden, steal from, abuse, cheat, rip off, or otherwise plan to cause confusion, harm, loss, deprivation, disadvantages, or grief to others.

Being stupid is not a conspiracy. Conspiracy is cooperative villiany, which is rampant in all of human history. You should expect conspiracy, not mock it. It's stupidity that you should mock.

If you think the earth is flat for example, you're not a victim of conspiring, you're just stupid.

If you are buying modern electronics, you are likely a victim of company executives conspiring to rip you off.

hafinjun · Answer

Mandella effect, we used to refer to it as C. R. S. DISEASE, put your keyboards down , yes I know technically that's not conspiracy, ok I have a buddy who believes everything "they" say, and I know he knows I think it's mostly well let's just say somewhat farfetched, but his go to when I'm not responding as hoped , is to bring up the concept we never went to the moon...

3 2 1, lift off works Everytime if you want me fired up lol. Unfortunately I recently saw a movie with a semi plausible explanation for how it could have been done with a minimal number of those involved being aware of the truth.

Shamalien · Answer

The one popular amongst know it all, dinosaur educated pompous college and university fucks…I call it coincidence theory. That seemingly related events happening in close proximity to eachother are completely unrelated. Like how big pharma stands to gain billions by keeping people sick and has been sued for malpractice countless times, and that covid vaccines were mandated in many countries for basic activities like travel and eating out at a restaurant…but government is totally not in bed with them right?

NathanDavis · Answer

perhaps... Flat Earth all of that multi-generation and world wide effort and for what? just to sell people globes... lmfao

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

There aren’t really any dumb conspiracy theories. It’s not the mark of a dumb person to question what they’re told. That’s a mark of intelligence. Dumb people accept what they’re told, particularly when they know they’ve previously been lied to BY the entity telling them whatever now. There have been enough “conspiracies” that came to light as entirely true that if you’re NOT questioning what the powers that be are telling you, YOU’RE the dummy. That’s fine. That’s your right. But stop telling those of us who do question authority that we’re just “conspiracy nutz”, and please, for the love of god DON’T VOTE!!!

USLegionary · Answer

The thing about conspiracy theories is that they often turn out to be true but there are that many conspiracy theories that it's almost like disinformation put out to drown the truth in white noise.

Flat earth is the dumbest. I actually think there's a conspiracy behind the conspiracy theory that the majority of flat earthers are in on it all.

MCheetah · Answer

Almost everything from EmmyWolf here on GAG. I'm not even sure if she's still a member on here, but she was a feminist flat-earther. No, I'm not making that up.

PetiteBabe64 · Answer

Covid being Fake Is not a conspiracy Theory it's a Fact.  Covid doesn't exist just a ploy to Instill into the masses That's a Fact not a Theory.

MikeInHawaii · Answer

There are hundreds involving the Kennedy assassination. The dumbest I’ve heard include:

Jackie was in on it.

The driver or John Connolly turned around and fired a shot.

(I think anyone in on a conspiracy to have the president shot while in a moving convertible wouldn’t have been in the car with him!)

He was in such poor health, he had himself assassinated to make himself a martyr.

SEL195 · Answer

Yeah it has to be that earth is surrounded by an ice wall. I mean common. And beyond the wall there is more land.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Moon don’t exist. Sun is fake. Earth is flat. Us Muslims destroyed the Twin Towers. Islam is a religion of the Satan (I ask G-d for forgiveness). Many infamous people are transgendered. Meat is necessary for survival.

I don’t know whether COVID is real, but there are ways to prevent it (if it’s real) without vaccination or masks. To be honest, many people I know say they got it. What’s up there?

LiamSawyer · Answer

I highly doibt that the millions of persons that lost loved ones to covid would agree that it was fake.

AviatorTom · Answer

After being shot, John F Kennedy didn't die. He and Lee Harvey Oswald (the guy who supposedly shot him) were abducted by aliens led by Jack Ruby (the guy who shot Oswald) who was an alien planted on Earth.

Rosexøxø · Answer

The plandemic of 2022

AS IF the world's leaders would come and make a unanimous decision- as a gift- to citizens globally...

I don't buy it.

And I certainly didn't receive the world-unity "gift" either

SeriouslyFunny00 · Answer

Probably flat Earth and "the moon doesn't exist." makes me laugh every time. 🤣

Miristheiss · Answer

Moon landings made up. Earth is flat. We blew up the World Trade Centers ourselves.  I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting about.

exitseven · Answer

I always thought that the conspiracy theory that we never really went to the moon to be the best one. A close second is that Biden didn't really steal the election.

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