What’s the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?

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ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

That 5G is military weapon and in every city in America there's towers two blocks from each other

And it was built to make the speed of communicating go faster between our computers our phones our homes our offices

And that one day when all the s*** hits the fan all they got to do is turn it on to subdue us to submission to make us obedient
because with one click of the switch they turn it on and is used by frequency it will burn our skin and you couldn't get away from it fast enough.

Or that when the government puts in their new form of currency to work. and they become all of America's Banks. New new currency. for the little people and all businesses.. that we will be actually under there thumb.

And then if they control the food they have us by the balls because now they control food and money.

Or maybe that since they have a profile on every single one of us if we go into a grocery store to buy food they won't let us have our money they say there will be a glitch sorry we'll have to figure it out go put your food back.

That if they don't want to give you your money because you talk s*** about them they have us by the balls. Cough cough it's just the stupid conspiracy don't pay no attention plus girls don't have balls but maybe that's why our water tastes so bad... n it's making girls grow balls and guys lose theirs

Who comes up with this crap damn LOL

MisterWack · Accepted Answer

Flat Earth.

That is it.

From the Coriolis Effect to Satellites to Orbit of The Moon / Phases of The Moon, Earth Spinning on Its Axis, etc.

Let’s not forget the experiment Eratosthenes (Ancient Greek Scientist) did to guess an estimation of the world’s circumference. He was so accurate that the margin of error in his result was less than frickin’ 1% which is incredible! His method to the madness was comparing the angle of sun rays in Egypt with the angle at Aswan on the summer solstice to calculate the globe’s circumference. I believe you can recreate this with a ‘bike experiment’ which YouTuber ‘Kurtis Baute’ might’ve done it (I say might’ve and I believe because it could be related or I slipped up in my memory lol, apologizes in advance).

There is even a pendulum that proves the Earth is ROUND using ‘Foucault Pendulum’ since the pendulum swings freely and as the Earth we are living on rotates it will slightly change direction.

This conspiracy theory is the dumbest, most easily debunked, and yet people still buy into flat earth…. What the f*ck?

MarjorieJ · Accepted Answer

Jan 6th was all Trump's fault.

"Nancy Pelosi says ‘I take responsibility’ for not having National Guard at the Capitol on Jan. 6' "

Nancyroo didn't know she was being recorded when she accidentally told the truth for once.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/x6gE-0t4e_E

4ngelic · Accepted Answer

the q anon thing in 2020. especially the part about hillary clinton being a secret reptile that molests kids at a pizza restaurant

abc3643 · Answer

"Pizzagate" in which Democrats were facilitating pedophiles via a pizza restaurant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory

"Proponents of the Pizzagate conspiracy theory falsely claimed the emails contained coded messages that connected several high-ranking Democratic Party officials and U. S. restaurants with an alleged human trafficking and child sex ring. One of the establishments allegedly involved was the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria in Washington, D. C."

and, of course, ...

The Flat-Earthers
The moon landings were faked
9/11 was an inside job

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Lee Oswald killed Kennedy.
Trump is going to destroy the country.
Biden has a fully functional brain and has never told a lie.
Whoopi Goldberg is the bastion of truth.
"The View" is an intelligent t. v. show.
The President had nothing to do with the attack on Pearl Harbour.
17 guys with box cutters took over 3 planes, crashed 2 of them into the WTC and dropped 3 of the towers, etc., and Bush & Cheney had NOTHING to do with it!
There's STILL no cure for cancer!!
Epstein killed himself.
George Floyd was killed by a cop.
BLM is ACTUALLY going to help all black people.
Covid came from bats in a wet market.
Some nut job in love with Jody Foster took pot shots at Ron Reagan.
Biden won without cheating.
Sklamala is black.
Barry Soetoro was born in Hawaii, not Kenya.
Earth is the ONLY planet in the universe with life on it.
We never went to the moon.
The Earth is flat.

mobiusforniner · Answer

My parents always blame the family problems on me. I live miles away from them. They were recently upset my brother crashed his car into a tree. They said it wasn’t his fault. They convinced him that I had the fore thought to plant a tree in this exact location on this exact street when I was ten years old, so that my brother could accidentally hit it and total his car. True story. I don’t talk to them.

Lliam · Answer

That Israelis were "defending" themselves when their paramilitary brigades destroyed over 500 Palestinian villages, slaughtered hundreds of Palestinian men, women and children, and drove over 3/4 of a million Palestinians out of Palestine in 1948. And that Israel has been committing genocide ever since out of self defense.

That Putin decided to invade Ukraine without provocation in order to annex it and use it as a stepping stone to invade the rest of Europe.

Luopio27 · Answer

All the evil's of all manking roots below the female pubic hair!

A wise ass and a smart ass together analysed this theory and agreed that the female pubic hair, or their george bush or whatever you call it, is grown on top of the vagina. Those humans who made it out of daddys balls and into the egg cell, to grow up...9 months later... pass through the vagina into the arms of the midwife or midhusband whose job is to safely deliver the baby from the vomb! So what the smart ass, wise ass and jackass all agreed on is this... Most people in some way come from the hole that is below the female pubic hair. If the pubic hair is part of the vagina that delivers life, then tehnically its true that all evils of all mankind comes from beneath the vaginal hair, except for those who came out of the C-section surgery!"

So you tell me, is this just a theory or a fact?

genericname85 · Answer

i would have to agree with many on here. flat earth. like how can you have a conspiracy theory about shit that you can easily go check with your own eyes. that's next level delusion. i get how you can fall for a theory where the facts are vague or not open for everyone to see. but the earth being flat? jeez. go take a ride in a plane. take a window seat. or probably even cheaper get a cheap weather balloon and a cheap rectilinear wide angle lense action cam for 200 bucks and go see for yourself.

SuchSightsToShowYou · Answer

In 1871, the United States was converted into a corporation, and placed under the control of a group of international bankers.  Also, the world is secretly under the control of a group of evil reptilian overlords.

Danzigdawson · Answer

Pizzagate, the 'deep-state' and everything that's remotely connected to QAnon. The concept of 'cultural marxism'

Still-alive · Answer

Ironic people are using your question about conspiracy theories to spread more ridiculous conspiracy theories.

anyways the biggest dangerous but still ridiculous conspiracy theory is that jews run the world and are the reason for all the bad things in society.

Unit1 · Answer

5G infecting people with Covid19.

Using aluminum foil hat to shield mind reading.

granted, that's the only conspiracy theories i know of and disregard them as nutjobs.

Ignorance is a bliss. I don't want to know any more of them.

NathanDavis · Answer

right now... Flat Earth... they all refused to go the pole and see "proof" themselves

I really think they don't even believe on it either... they just keep pushing that for the money, or the attention...

both, really

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Is this proof that Trump and Baron's heights are being altered? - GirlsAskGuys  I came up with it.

Dongie · Answer

That Trump orchestrated the Jan. 6th riot and that it was an insurrection.
We in the know (all not far-left) know it was planned and carried out by the democrats that introduced covid in order to steal the election. It was for the distraction and cover but they had to have a body. Ashley was killed to put concrete into play. If you notice they never spoke of prosecuting for her death. I wonder why?

DrPepper12 · Answer

The UFO drones over new Jersey USA are being launched from stealth Chinese ships outside international waters in conjunction with a false flag light show from space lasers compliments of comrade Putin.

lil_will_12 · Answer

“Spongebob has hidden messeges of hookers and other adult messeges” or something along those lines💀😭 needless to say, my uncle is.. interesting

ManOnFire · Answer

That the little girl in  Moana  is actually dead the whole time in the movie. I never saw it but that's a theory I heard.

phraseology · Answer

Pretty much every story broadcast on the nightly news by the major networks. Every night it's a new and wild bullshit fantasy.

Summeroflove · Answer

Flat earth or something. But a lot of “conspiracy theories” have more truth then you may think

TDDMS · Answer

Israel is America's greatest ally. Nickelback makes great music. The government has our best interests at heart. Doctors are geniuses that can solve everyone's problem.

Mangospacho · Answer

Flat Earth Theory - nobody in the flat earth community can explain why seasons occur, eclipses, day/night cycles, etc without calling the other person names.

AviatorTom · Answer

That the millions of pictures from space that exist are all fakes by NASA.

Staximus · Answer

Flat earth is pretty dumb, lizard people, etc

Agape93 · Answer

The world is flat because minecraft is flat and game of thrones has an ice wall.

Raphaëlle · Answer

The 'latest' I've heard are all about covid and it's beginning and causes lol.

Graptemys79 · Answer

High altitude jet airplanes leaving "chemtrails."

seeyounexttuesday · Answer

Trump will make birth control illegal. That's a good one.

Iron_Man · Answer

Aliens kidnapping an American woman getting her pregnant

grega239 · Answer

The ancient aliens thing. It kinda pisses me off

Dargil · Answer

That the Biden family is innocent of wrongdoing.

Notherndude84 · Answer

RFK has claimed over and over that vaccines cause autism. Yet Trump picked this fool to lead Health and Human Services.

Danny_dan92 · Answer

That 5G waves were implanting microchips into people’s brains.

Anonymous · Answer

trumps "assassination attempt (s)"

Anonymous · Answer

That Biden would pardon his son after the election.

bananathunder · Answer

the earth is flat lol

exitseven · Answer

The moon landing was fake.

TallAnon · Answer

Not the daddy you have in mind

Anonymous · Answer

Jan 6 was peaceful

jshm2 · Answer

That birds don't exist.

InsecureLivesMatter · Answer

That haitians eat dogs?

OddBeMe · Answer

The deep state. Or q anon

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Celebs who faked their own death

Sabretooth · Answer

The Qanon nonsense.

Anonymous · Answer

Epstein killed himself.

Anonymous · Answer

Covid came from bat soup.

BCRanger10 · Answer

Just one?

Stevepro68 · Answer

Flat earth

slatyb · Answer

Jewish Space Lasers

Pterodon · Answer

Chemtrails from the aviation industry

Miah06 · Answer

Flatearth

kaucky1 · Answer

The existence of God

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