For me the most bizarre theory is flat earth believers. What about you?
What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you have ever heard?
For me the most bizarre theory is flat earth believers. What about you?
I think THE absolute worst conspiracy theory I have ever come across, would have to be from those New Age nutcases who try to use QM to "prove" that we, each and every one of us, "create our own reality". Not interpret reality from our differing, individual perspectives, but literally CREATE it. Because, you know, anything goes, because anything is possible, and you should just "believe", because... the "Law of Attraction", other mystical woo-woo, and... reasons. Or none.
It's an incoherent, amorphous mess of a philosophy, if you can even call it a philosophy. It's actually an insult to philosophy (which I admire), and is just a mish-mash of poorly thought-out hopes and expectations.
Most ridiculous conspiracy theory is that natural immunity doesn't exist and covid vaccines prevent you from getting and spreading covid.
Which the "vaccine" doesn't prevent.
"Current figures suggest that vaccines offer 30 to 40 percent protection against infection and around 70 percent protection against hospitalization without boosters.
Newer data is confirming that a third dose increases antibody production and boosts effectiveness against infection to around 75 percent, and 88 percent for severe disease."
Yet, it doesn't prevent infection or spreading it. Which is what they're telling everyone. Conspiracy theory of epic proportions.
Second biggest conspiracy theory is that cloth masks work. The "crazy people" (people with the ability to read) have been saying that those masks don't do anything for years now. They were called crazy. And now even the covid overlords admit they're simply facial decoration with no function.
You're clearly listening to the wrong people. Probably people who are telling you what the CDC (assuming you're American) is telling you, rather looking at what the CDC has actually been telling you.
Cloth masks were always the least possible thing you could do to reduce the spread of the virus, and it was advised that they should be opaque and multiple layers thick, even a year ago. Multi-layer opaque cloth masks block something like 75% of particles (a lot better than nothing), compared to N95 which block closer to 95%, letting through 1/5th the amount of particles. Omicron is far more transmissible, so that isn't good enough any more.
Same page, from Feb 2021, same advice, more or less.
In 2020, they needed all the masks they could get for people who worked with sick people:
"You could spread COVID-19 to others even if you do not feel sick.
The mask is meant to protect other people in case you are infected...
Currently, surgical masks and N95 respirators are critical supplies..."
Alright you heard her guys. Time to stop listening to doctors and scientists and start getting our health advice from Lingyrolls on GAG instead
Doctors and scientists... You mean like the CDC which just got called out and reversed what they've been saying this whole time? www.google.com/.../20220119-natural-immunity-more-potent-than-vaccines-during-us-delta-wave-study
You’re gonna have to provide a better source than just a one paragraph article that doesn’t recite any credible sources.
It's all over the news and from the CDC. Figure it out yourself. I'm not going to spoonfeed you
Whoo! If you caught it once *and survived* you're better protected against catching it (again) than if you'd just been vaccinated. This is not news, and also not sensible. Remember this?
And there's also this Herman Cain award winner: "Czech singer dies after catching Covid intentionally"
Link to your actual article, rather than via google.
Thanks for proving my point. You have nothing of substance to say to refute either myself or the CDC.
Yep and I have natural immunity which is better than the vaccines according to CDC. by the way, the "vaccine" doesn't prevent you from either getting, or spreading, covid. Well, according to the conspiracy theorists known as the CDC and WHO
It does reduce the chances of passing it on (you're not spreading the virus for as long), and you're better protected by recovering and being vaccinated than recovering alone.
"Getting sick with COVID-19 offers some protection from future illness with COVID-19, sometimes called “natural immunity.” The level of protection people get from having COVID-19 may vary depending on how mild or severe their illness was, the time since their infection, and their age; and no currently available test can reliably determine if you are protected after a COVID-19 infection.
All COVID-19 vaccines currently available in the United States are effective at preventing COVID-19. Getting a COVID-19 vaccine gives most people a high level of protection against COVID-19, even in people who have already been sick with COVID-19.
Emerging evidence shows that getting a COVID-19 vaccine after you recover from COVID-19 infection provides added protection to your immune system. One study showed that, for people who already had COVID-19, those who do not get vaccinated after their recovery are more than 2 times as likely to get COVID-19 again than those who get fully vaccinated after their recovery."
It's a moving goal post. You'll be defending it for being ineffective against omicron by next week. Remember when they said it prevents you from getting it? Then it turned out that was completely false? You'll defend anything.
To the original conspiracy theory... They said natural immunity isn't real. Now they say it's better than vaccines. One claim sheet another from these people have been false false false. But you go ahead and keep being an ignorant boot licker and defend the government and other institutions that have been completely wrong during the whole pandemic. This is even though there are mountains of evidence against everything they proclaimed from the start of the pandemic.
Vaccines still prevent a good proportion of people from getting infected, just not the original 95% because there have been two major variants since then. Against omicron, it's about 40% without a booster, 70% with.
Nobody every claimed 100% immunity of the vaccines, just like nobody claimed natural immunity wasn't real, unless you were talking about pre-existing natural immunity, which wasn't.
That the covid vaccine alters people’s DNA.
people have always raised a stink about vaccines but yes that one is hilarious!
For lunacy, I think it's difficult to beat the microchips in covid-19 vaccine.
That Trump "won" the election against Biden.
To be honest, I'm not certain he even legally won the first election that put him in office. Hillary just didn't want to contest as much.
But seriously, Electing Trump was a political 9/11 for America. It's still not recovered.
I think I've heard something about lizard people, like some people are actually shape shifting lizards, like mostly some people in higher positions.
There's also one I've heard about birds not being real and are used to spy on us or something, although I think the first one sounds more far-fetched.
I'll give you 3
9/11 being an inside job
The moon landing being faked
Covid vaccines are to control us
Don't get me wrong I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy. It's fun to see people's creativity and the s*** they'll make up. But the sheeple that believe that nonsense makes me wonder sometimes how we ever got this far as a species.
Flat Earth; the magic bullet; global warming; HCQ doesn't work; the only cure for cancer is chemo & radiation; Biden is the best president we've ever had; Trump was the worst; if Hitlary gets in, she won't fuck us over; aliens don't exist and they've never been here; there's an invisible man that lives in the sky that created everything; Adam & Eve.
I've HEARD THEY ARE WAY MORE ISLANDS
OUT THERE... CAUSE THATS WHAT WE ARE ALL LIVING ON
AND THAT I can't TELL EITHER... ALL I THINK IS THE EARTH can't BE ROUND... FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THE GOVERNMENT NEVER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS... AND SINCE I CAN REMEMBER THEY BEEN TRYING TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE A ROUND BALL IN CLASSES... TO BRAINWASH US THAT ITS ROUND!!!
( JUST MY OPINION )
My favourite one is probably that getting shot with a gun makes you stronger.
Iv also heard about the vaccine causing magnetism in your body and that there will be the end of the world (at around year 2015 or so).
That Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer. I mean, there's lots of evidence that the Earth isn't flat, but it COULD be; it's THEORETICALLY possible. The Zodiac killer starting killing before Ted was even BORN.
No, it isn’t. Not even remotely possible
People say that cell phones lead to cancer also Sweet n Low sugar substitutes suppose to lead to cancer
Many of them are so far out there that they are literally impossible or pretty close to it. I think the one about putting microchips and covid vaccines along with the one about 5G causing covid were among the most ridiculous ones I've ever heard. Even so, they weren't a joke; it was obvious that some people actually believe them and we're fearful regarding them.
a ufo a area 51 big joke it was a place to test new ways of flying and odd shape planes we had one hoax in the uk at an air base loads of light who knows.
That the earth is flat, using minecraft and game of thrones ice wall as proof.
One time in high school a guy thought that the Holocaust was just made up. Biggest dumbass I ever met in my entire life.
This actually makes me cry. It’s so sad that there are those that deny that awful event
That closed down Walmarts were secretly concentration camps. I heard that one from a guy back in highschool.
That we are in a globe and under our planet we have the Celtic tree of life and above us, there is a haven. Yes, a couple of people said it.
Most recent ones come to mind like the government and Covid vaccines. How it's to track us. Just so out there. I mean, get back to reality please people lol.
All the garbage the anti-vaxxers come out with is hilarious.
@Paige90 do you have a medical degree?
That the earth is flat.. Or that some idiots believe the earth is only 6000 years old... Or that some idiots believe there was a global flood..
The most ridiculous is that the vaccine will protect you
anything that comes out of trumps mouth
I agree. Love it!!
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I once watched a youtube documentary about a guy who said he was once a member of the men in black. They are a world wide underground organization to shield us from the dark truths out there. They also cooperate with aliens, some are even deployed in disguise here on earth. One of their jobs is also to monitor vortexes/wormholes/portals, there are some specific places here on earth (like Untersberg Germany, Skinwalker ranch USA) where such portals "naturally" occur. They connect our world to a parallel universes and other timelines. When he was an agent he was sent in the portal at Untersberg, where he travelled to medieval earth.
Can't remember the entire story, there were also explanations of the Annunaki and aliens visiting us in ancient times which are now known as gods. Was a pretty entertaining story, would be cool to make a movie out of it.
I like this, it’s one of those I think are entertaining!
the video is in german so I dont think you'll understand it