What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard?

[msc545]

Mine would be the one about 5G causing Covid... with the Jewish space lasers a close tie...

[front2back]

I am an avid conspiracy theorist so I will concentrate on the ones I see that "poison the well" so to speak, ones that are totally dumb but based on popularity make normal people stop questioning other more valid things.

So for that, I propose the theory of Tartaria.
In short, we had a much more advanced for their time civilization that existed in the far east of Europe, called Tartarians. The theory is that they existed with advanced technology until they disappeared likely by a natural disaster, namely mudfloods or more simply huge landslides that wiped out entire cities and buried them beneath us.

On its own, it isn't that outlandish as we know ancient societies have disappeared to natural disasters before (Pompei), but the lore surrounding them is rather ridiculous. It suggests they managed technologies such as Nikolia Tesla's energy beams and such, as well as the reason all our modern architecture is boring and drag is because Tartarian architecture was lost to time.

The kicker is if some advanced East European society existed with all this wonderful tech and such, someone would have visited and written it down before their collapse. However, no such records exist and the only major people promoting it are Ultranationalist Russians who believe they descended or captured Tartarian technology. So make of that what you will. The reason they justify its existence is through ancient maps which called large portions of Russia "Tartars", similar to how Europeans mapped Asians as "Orientals" on their maps.

Tartarians should not be confused with "Tatars", who were an ethnic group genocided by the Soviet Union to open up Crimea for Russian immigration.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Are the lasers made by jews or they shoot jews or they shoot out jews really quickly like lasers? That sounds like something I want to read up on for chuckles.

Obama was a space alien lizard shapeshifter. "You can see it when his eyes glitch." Met a bunch of dudes in Iraq that swore it was true.

[msc545]

Apparently made and operated by Jews.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Hahah like little space jews in orbit shooting junk? man that's a video game waiting to happen right there.

[msc545]

A creation of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I find most very funny, have never heard of Jews and Lasers, will have to look it up for a laugh.

I have heard of them saying 5G caused Covid haha. Another funny one was people saying Covid was not real at all and it was created by media 😄

[DreamCrescent]

the moon is manmade and it was put up there to make women menstruate. i heard this yesterday. apparently there’s an ancient text out there that doesn’t mention the moon when describing the night sky

[strateguy632]

but women do that on various days not all women same day of full moon. but the orbit of moon and its spin hints it is man made. its distance just right for a solar eclipse not partial but same apparent size!

[DreamCrescent]

i guess women menstruate at different times nowadays and are out of synch with their bodies for the most part. back in more natural times, women’s periods followed the moon cycle and women used to have their periods quite at the same time

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, they say cell phones link to causing cancer, yes people are scared about the 5g, aliens living on Earth these myths are nuts.

[Somoneelse]

Some i've heard but not believe in myself:
- 5G causes cancer.
- 5G causes mindcontrol
- vaccines have microchips to control people
- The top richest people are members of a secret soceity simmilair to the illuminati.
- Mark Zuckenberg is a alien-lizard.
- Adolf Hitler was a warhero who prevented the jews from overhrowing Germany but the Jews manipulated everything to make him the villain. (wtf?)
- Corona was a bioweapon enginered by multiple countries to purge 50% of the population.
- There was a highly advanced technical soceity who got burried due to natural disasters such as meteors and solar-storms.

Yeah. Some are just weird and ridicilous.

[AnusDestroyer3169]

Turks are actually hidden jews who wants to occupy and divide kurdistan and turkey is a jewish state like israel but in disguise...

Some (not all) kurdish seperatists here in Turkey especially the religious, devout muslim ones really believes it. Being a Turk myself and hearing it makes it sound more ridiculous...

[NathanDavis]

probably flat earth... certainly the funniest

[Drewtate]

I'm convinced that the majority of flat earthers just enjoy trolling

[NathanDavis]

@Drewtate me too... and some, even make money out of it

[Drewtate]

The more outrageous the more you make

[strateguy632]

but think deeper, that served a philosophical purpose. we all say earth ball due to fear name calling but we should ask: are skeptics also skeptic about the earth being a ball... until they fly around and see for themselves.

[NathanDavis]

@strateguy632 they're stupid, that's all

[DryGermanGuy]

Flat Earth

Lizard People

Chemtrails

2000 Mules

The great WEF reset

[laly520]

that we r in a sim n our lives is being recorded for other people to watch

[Agape93]

World is flat, because minecraft is flat and functions, and game of thrones has an ice wall

[exitseven]

The one where the moon landings were filmed in Utah.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@exitseven
Dang actually I forgot... one of my coworkers swears the moon is fake. Not the moon landing, but the moon itself is not real it's a projection or shared delusion or something. I forgot. I made the mistake of asking once and she went off on like a 20 minute "explanation." I was like wow that's really fascinating... that you make so much more money than I do... and yet...

[exitseven]

@BoopBoopBeep unfriggin believeable.

[wiltingrosepetal]

That Louie from one direction faked the birth of his child so the public wouldn't realise he was dating Harry Styles.

Those fans were so unbelievably delusional 😃

[Anonymous]

Climate change. When billionaires are preaching about climate change from their yachts and private jets and on heir beach front property it's definitely suspect

[Miristheiss]

9-11 was an inside job and the government had rigged the buildings with implosion explosives ahead of time.

[Anonymous]

Read any number of posts by Trump supporters on here and you will read some hilarious stuff.

[Lynx---]

Reptilian shape shifters appearing human in order to control the world. I know Putin kind of looks like a reptile, but I don't think he is.

[slatyb]

George Soros paying protesters.

[Roudyrebel8]

5 G causing covid

[Drewtate]

Trump is racist is the biggest one