Civil War breaks out tomorrow what skills do you bring to the battlefield?

[coachTanthony]

[IslaTheWitch]

I can shoot and my aim is perfect... but... I doubt i could shoot any living being... so useless...

I can cook (but hate it, so consider it not existing skill :D )... and can provide counseling... I'm also good in gardening... and I can provide basic medical help, including stitching

[electromagnetic]

Absofuckinglutely nothing.
That beach Rosie The Riveter has women thinking ‘yes we can. 💪🏾’

No beach we facking can’t. 😒 I don’t wanna be part of no damn war. I wanna stay home and nap. I’m gonna die anyways.

[Bricealan]

I can fire a muzzle loaded Musket, from behind a hay bale ! I can shoot with accuracy with a bow and arrow from horse back? I won a hatchet throwing contest, at Howies on the Lake... What? Not the skills needed?

Well, shoot. !!!

[coachTanthony]

lol.

[NathanDavis]

I would know how to bake Cheetos in the wild...

keep that morale up and high...

and tacos too... taquizas..

[Zestyassmf1997]

Want this guy on my team.

[NathanDavis]

@Zestyassmf1997 zeroing weaponry... underrated skill

[Zestyassmf1997]

The lamest skill ever. Also, I’d need tools.

[NathanDavis]

@Zestyassmf1997 any decent tactical team would appreciate proper pre-planning procedure... lol

I despise waste, of time and resources...

same goes for food... and game, will be tacos, stew, and can also become tools, lmao

[HawkPerception]

I bring nothing. I'm no patriot and the only ones I care about are my family and loved ones. I would be a deserter and try to survive somehow with my family. The things I would have brought to the civil war, I'd only bring to my family and loved ones. Athletism, strategic thinking, natural survival instincts, and seeing the big picture of things. I'm not big on listening to authority and just do whatever I believe in, so I'd make a terrible soldier regardless.

[normalice]

I know how to build nukes. I think if the US is stupid enough to actually redo its civil war over basically the same "the rich shouldn't have to pay" b. s. the confederacy fought for the last time, we should just glass the whole country.

[KrakenAttackin]

@normalice. If we glass the U. S., we might as well settle some other scores while we are at it, say, Iran, Russia, China... and several others who have been more annoying than threatening.

[normalice]

If we start a civil war then we are proving Russia, Iran, and China were superior all along and so the fate of our species is in better hands if we leave it to them.

[wolfcat87]

From working on nukes in the military?

[normalice]

@wolfcat87 oh, no that's just from when I was working in the nuclear physics lab for undergrad research. Although, to be fair, building a nuke isn't difficult so it's not anything special. The hard part is finding the materials and I suppose the enriching process.

[wolfcat87]

I dunno, the military has at least 4 layers of experts to keep nukes together. They aren't as easy as they seem.

[normalice]

@wolfcat87 oh, it is no simple task to maintain them. But if the idea is to just build one and set it off immediately, it wouldn't take near the staffing. Just materials.

[Anonymous]

I would just stay out of it and protect me and mine. My husband's in the military and would likely retire a. s. a. p. since they won't give him another bonus to stay in and keep working on nukes. We have no real interest in a civil war besides buying up all the land left behind when everyone else dies... Our home and location are excellent for staying uninvolved and safe.

[RebelinSteel]

Well a bit more than the guy with high ground around him with a look at me Orange bondage rig and a shotgun. I do a pretty good at staying on the other side of the Atlantic and watching it on the news, Twitter etc.

[andreasderjuengere]

I'll bring nothing... because I won't even be there.

''Imagine, there's a war somewhere - and no one turns up''

The quarrels of others aren't mine - until they trample over my veggie garden.

[Unit1]

Not my battle. I did enough battle for a lifetime and all I want to do is "retire".

If people want to shed blood over something as trivial as professional liars that we call politicians, then without me.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

This right here.

[Dargil]

I am skilled on and hand guns and my pump action shotgun. I qualified Expert on the M4 Carbine. I also qualified in MOS 0317 if it comes to that. Gotta remember, though. They shoot back.

[NormalBoringGuy]

I'm from the South, so I would just pretend to surrender, shoot the enemy's leader, and take over their government. Works every time.

[Anonymous]

How do you always come up with these scenarios?

[coachTanthony]

Just lucky I guess

[Opinion Owner]

Alien invasion should be next

[Opinion Owner]

Or excellent copypasta skills

[coachTanthony]

Nah that’s too easy

[KrakenAttackin]

First, the ability to tell the guy in the picture to dump the hunter orange.

[Zestyassmf1997]

Even if you’re actually hunting, I always hated the orange.

[KrakenAttackin]

@Zestyassmf1997 If we are talking war, he is walking sniper bait.

[Zestyassmf1997]

The enemy won’t be looking for a guy dressed in orange!

[Anonymous]

Nuh-uh! None! I'm getting outta dodge!

But also I'm training to be a doctor, so in about six years I could probably be a field medic. Until then, can't offer much.

[AviatorTom]

I can be a cyberhacker of the enemy's computer systems.

[Drewtate]

Who are we supposed to be fighting?

[coachTanthony]

I ask the questions lol

[Drewtate]

I see it now. Armies of Liberals led by purple haired gender studies professors.

[coachTanthony]

We can only hope that’s is who we are fighting lol

[NamerOfStars]

Bring? Nothing- but I'll happily send a doctor's note, explaining that I can't participate in the battle to do an allergy to getting shot.

[Anpu23]

Im too old for all of that.

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[exitseven]

I am proficient in handgun and shotgun. I can build a data network. I am a certified scuba diver and I have my Senior Life Saving Badge.

[Slim57]

Guts, strategizing, somewhat survivability in woods

[Zestyassmf1997]

First aid. Firearm maintenance. Radio operating. Navigation. Weapon zeroing. A tiny bit of foraging. Decent fitness. Tactics training.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Sniper , bombs and snacks

[OtterMan68]

negotiation skills

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

None. I'm staying home..