How did Joe Biden's uncle Ambrose die?

[exitseven]

Pancreatic Cancer

Shot by a jealous husband

Eaten by cannibals

Run over by General Patton

All of the above

A total of 14 votes were cast: 4 girls and 10 guys. See detailed results

[BarryLiverstone]

“ On May 14, 1944, an A-20 havoc (serial number 42-86768), with a crew of three and one passenger, departed Momote Airfield, Los Negros Island, for a courier flight to Nadzab Airfield, New Guinea. For unknown reasons, this plane was forced to ditch in the ocean off the north coast of New Guinea. Both engines failed at low altitude, and the aircraft's nose hit the water hard. Three men failed to emerge from the sinking wreck and were lost in the crash. One crew member survived and was rescued by a passing barge. An aerial search the next day found no trace of the missing aircraft or the lost crew members.”

[BarryLiverstone]

Took me 3 min to find this online. So why ask the question?

[exitseven]

I just wanted to see if anyone believed Bidens account of the Incident and how far removed it is from the truth. I wonder if he has some form of Tourettes Syndrome only instead of swearing, Biden lies.

[BarryLiverstone]

Most politicians on the national level lie. Why would people expect to hear the total truth?

[BCA6010]

Plane crash in the Bismarck Sea, non combat related accident. All of the bodies not recovered went under with the plane.

The cannibal story is bullshit, but Joe lies about unnecessary crap so often that he probably believes it to be true at this point.

[OlderAndWiser]

None of the above, according to the military.

[exitseven]

You would be correct

[normalice]

Seems like the sort of poll options that would only be put together by someone who wishes the Nazis had won.

[BarryLiverstone]

When I googled the answer I saw headlines from Fox News and others with the poll options. It’s clickbait

[normalice]

Yeah, nothing too surprising about that, I suppose. Exitseven is an admitted Christian nationalist.

[BarryLiverstone]

Everyone is a child of God. To me nationalists are one step away from a Nazi; they hate the “other”. I’m Christian but I love neighbors and have to help. Gives Christians a bad reputation

[normalice]

@BarryLiverstone indeed. No one would have a problem with Christians if they just did what they said they believe they should do. Same with pretty much all religions.

[exitseven]

@normalice. I love America and believe in God. If that makes me a Christian Nationalist I am good with tbatn

[normalice]

No, what makes you a Christian nationalist is your thirst for political violence which you tell yourself is divine retribution.

[BarryLiverstone]

I love God and I’m proud to be a citizen of the USA. A country that welcomes people from all nations and is strengthened by our diversity and laws.

[exitseven]

@BarryLiverstone Yes, here is how much better things have gotten since we had a democrat become governor. These are just 3 of the 600 illegals that have invaded.
whdh.com/.../

[normalice]

We've already established you don't actually give a shit about "illegals." You just want christian nationalism. Fake.

[Daniela1982]

If Biden tells the story it is all of the above.

[exitseven]

@daniela1982 He is mush for brains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVnVlqVcqCs

[Daniela1982]

He actually talked coherently, which points out that he might be drugged these days.

[Red_Arrow]

Talking coherently probably points out that he does not have mush for brains.

[Daniela1982]

@Red_Arrow But he can't talk like that anymore.

[Red_Arrow]

And yet he just did.

[Daniela1982]

@Red_Arrow They must have forgotten to give him his dose of Stupid that day.

[Red_Arrow]

Unlike Trump, who doesn't need meds to be stupid.

[AviatorTom]

There is evidence that his plane was shot down in WWII. Joe claims it was an area where cannibals lived, and that no evidence of his body was ever found.

Answer to the question: We'll never know how Joe's uncle died.

[exitseven]

There is an official document from the army that says he died in a plane crash over the Bismark Sea. He was not a reconnaissance pilot. He was a passenger in a twin engine A-20 and the plane was ditched it was not shot down. To Joe Biden lying must be just like breathing apparently.

[FunkyMonkee]

He died of boredom waiting for Joe to finish a sentence!!
(Or) He died of boredom waiting for Joe to tell the fucking truth about something!!

[lightbulb27]

Back when real people risked their lives to deal with a risk to the world.

no idea.

[TrueConfection]

I voted Eaten By Cannibals because it sounds cool. 😂😂😂

[Mangospacho]

Took one of Hunter’s plastic bags by mistake, tried adding it to his coffee then 😵

[Wiredone]

Joe killed him. He just doesn't remember it.

[AngryCarl]

I picked the third one. I thought it said "eaten by cannabis".

[Dargil]

Corn pop killed him un a drive-by.

[strateguy632]

not joey version !

[JacobJordan]

Who cares lol

[gorydetails]

corn pop shanked him