Would you rather encounter a female serial killer in a parking lot or a lion in a jungle?

[marish01]

In both cases you are alone with a predator?

And you have no gun

Female serial killer

Lion

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What about a male serial killer?

[Samantha_Stevenson]

Considering the update, I must add if I had to chose between male or female serial killer of course I would pick a female

But both of them, even if combined won't make me pick a lion instead because it's a freaking around 400 pound killing machine for god's sake

[marish01]

What if it's a bear instead of a lion?

[Samantha_Stevenson]

I would say, same, especially if it's a grizzly or polar bear, too big and fierce
I once saw a Youtube short of a bear dragging a buffalo with it's intestines hanging out, traumatized me for a week

[DJB72]

Female serial killer, simply because statistically it's more likely they're using poison to kill and I'm unlikely to be eating in a parking lot.

Also statistically, it's possible I have met a male serial killer as they generally have a "type" they kill and it's not a 6' tall amputee with a bad temper. There aren't enough of us for a serial killer to bother with.

[IceCreamSandwich]

Lion. It might not attack me, I may be able to scare it away if it tries, and a jungle isn't its natural habitat. It would also be a cool story if I survive.

I don't think there's any good outcome to encountering a serial killer alone in a parking lot...

[Siri137]

I'll go with female serial killer in a parking lot, because I could probably easily outrun her (I'm really fast), and if it's a parking lot there will no doubt be buildings nearby in which I can hide. By the way, lions don't live in jungles; they live on the plains of Africa.

[JCIrons]

Male or female, I'm choosing the serial killer. I'll even take Brock Lesnar over a lion. I don't think we realize how fast, powerful, and alert these super predators are. Those big cats would have their teeth into you before you could blink, tearing your flesh apart like wet paper. They have to kill to eat and they have to do it all the time. Without a firearm, you're a dead man.

[elizamichale1]

Oh gosh I m not brave enough to face either of them but given the choice I would face female serial killer coz I would hav hopes of maybe changing his mind by seducing him or offering myself to him...

A lion won't care what I do or how I look...

[avery58]

I think I have a more realistic chance of survival against a serial killer since I usually carry a box cutter with me. There's still a chance I'll die but she's at least easier to fight off than a lion.

[marish01]

What about a male serial killer?

[avery58]

He would probably be physically stronger but I still have a better chance of survival against him than a lion, so if I had to choose one of those 2 options then a serial killer of either gender.

[CrabCakes11]

I’d rather not run into either, but I have a higher chance of getting away from a human than a lion

[wiltingrosepetal]

It's a parking lot, right? Can't I just drive away?

Either way, I'm 95% sure I'm taller than her, plus that adrenaline will be kicking in soooo I'll be running faster than a gazelle on her best day

[leahzrc]

Female serial killer. I'd ask if she needs help killing anyone. Just for safety reasons.

[MadhuriDixit]

Who thinks a girl serial killer as a "predator"? And who compares that to a freaking LION?

[marish01]

A serial killer is a predator no matter their gender

[MadhuriDixit]

Of course not, female serial killer is nearly as threatening as a male serial killer

[Apple1996]

I've probably ran into a female serial killer in a parking lot before lol

[marish01]

So she would slowly mutilate your vagina with piercing objects?

[Apple1996]

Sounds kinky

[Apple1996]

Ngl a lion in the jungle would be cool to see as well

[KostasKouvalis]

That's hot. And indeed it would, considering lions don't live in the jungle.

[marish01]

@KostasKouvalis where do they live?

[KostasKouvalis]

In savannas and dry forests

[Siri137]

What the hell is wrong with you people? You think being mutilated with "piercing objects" is "hot" and "kinky"?

[Apple1996]

@KostasKouvalis true they don't live in the jungle 😆

[AviatorTom]

I'll take my chances with the lion. I know the female serial killer is out to kill me. The lion might leave me alone.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Serial killer, I'd just shoot her to defend myself, I don't think that would work very well with a lion

[marish01]

You have no gun in the scenario

[ChicoFromThe305]

Still the woman human vs human is a 50 to 50 chance of survival, human vs lion, the chances are much slimmer

[ApplePie409]

As long as the lion didn't have cubs, I would take my chances with the lion.

[MadhuriDixit]

You think a lion won't attack you unless they have cubs in the family?

[ApplePie409]

@MadhuriDixit
So you prefer the psychopath with a gun?

[MadhuriDixit]

Getting shot is honestly much much better than being eaten alive , at least for me
Plus I am sure the chance of surviving is much more in the former case, there's a chance that she's a lousy shot

[marish01]

By a serial female killer I meant a woman who slowly and brutally kills her victims

[ApplePie409]

@MadhuriDixit

Are you OK with me having my own opinion, or does that threaten you?

[NathanDavis]

I've already met one... not alone at a parking lot, though

[dustybiker2]

A lion. Donating my body to nature sounds better than spending time with most modern woman alone

[Chazmatazz269]

Lions don’t live in jungle. They are plains & mountain dwellers.

[TallAnon]

I can beat a human, 95-99% of the time, a lion; Me dead.

[Meropatrick]

A lion. Because he will not attack me 100 percent. Most animals leave humans alone. So i have a chance to leave unscathed

[Friendlybro79]

These questions? Lol what's the point in asking this? Seriously not being mean. I don't understand.

[John_Cobretti]

Not scared of female serial killer unless she has a gun , in which case it's still better than being eaten alive by a lion

[Staximus]

Anybody can fight a human and win, there's no winning against a lion unless you have a gun or a spear

[TonyMetal___86]

Female serial killer because i have a very high chance of survival unlike the lion where my chances are low if not zero

[handsomelad70]

Even hear the saying,"None deadlier than the female?" Especially a female serial killer, as she'd certainly be armed to her teeth.

[Anonymous]

Let's be honest here, Nobody is afraid of a female serial killer :)

[marish01]

I am

[Opinion Owner]

You're a female too, so...
(Sounds sexist , I know)

[marish01]

Being afraid of female predators make me a hater of women?

[Opinion Owner]

No , I meant you're afraid of a female serial killer because you're a woman and saying that makes me a sexist , but I can't help but say it

[marish01]

Ok. I get it. But no one will accuse you of sexism unless you said you would rather meet a male serial killer instead

[Opinion Owner]

I think I mean I would meet a female serial killer instead of a male serial killer because I don't think serial female killer is a threat to me without a long range weapon like a gun , that maybe sounds sexist for some people...

[Pete671]

Female serial killer, I'd probably get a hard on,,,

[AngryCarl]

If I'm unarmed I would always prefer to be up against another human.

[Anonymous]

The lion. Because illogical. Because tiktok validation.

[NTwBWCoh]

She might fall in love the lion I have to bite its nose before it rips my face off

[LaurenM1997]

Lion in jungle

[KostasKouvalis]

Female serial killer sounds hot

[KostasKouvalis]

Male serial killer. No thanks

[HighValue]

I'll distract her with a bowl of cereal.

[Ms_Facesitter]

The Lion. Killer might have a gun.

[Dargil]

Depends on which are armed better.

[boobliker]

she may not kill me just kiss me

[sirderpsalot123]

Female serial killer

[sirderpsalot123]

Also a male serial. Better chance at fighting them off