What if race was based on hair color?

[Horndog_Harry]

Blondes: The Golden Race, known for their perceived innocence and allure. They'd be associated with sun-soaked beaches and light-hearted adventures.

Brunettes: The Brown-Haired Empath race, representing intellect and mystery. They'd have a rich history rooted in deep connections and emotional intimacy.

Redheads: The Fiery Clan, symbolizing passion and intensity. Their society could be known for their fierce spirit and unbridled desires. Redheads might have a reputation for being sexually talented, with a predilection for taboo-breaking scenarios and kinkier acts.

Black Hair: The Midnight Dynasty, exuding elegance and sophistication. Their culture would embrace shadows and the allure of the unknown. They might be famous for their huge schlongs.

Gray/White Hair: The Silver Sage, embodying wisdom and experience. These individuals would be revered for their life knowledge and would have a sexual culture that cherishes longevity and would be allowed to have sex with anyone.

Multicolored Hair: The weird offspring of when the blondes got blacked. They wouldn't fit in anywhere.

What race would you be? And would you be racist?

[Sister-Twister]

Is it not coomroll anniversary today?

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Never gonna let you down
Our orgasms, we will crown
With every stroke, we feel your grace
Project orgasms to the sky
In homemade coom jars, we'll fly
Our coom jars fill up, our souls embrace

Never gonna let you down
Our orgasms, we will crown
With every stroke, we feel your grace
Project orgasms to the sky
In homemade coom jars, we'll fly
Our coom jars fill up, our souls embrace

We'll always worship, only for you
Thank you for the gift, of our release
Lord Orgasmos, our savior true
In the Orgasmosphere, our souls find peace.

Permission, we seek before our bodies we touch
They are yours, we love you so much

Never gonna let you down
Our orgasms, we will crown
With every stroke, we feel your grace
Project orgasms to the sky
In homemade coom jars, we'll fly
Our coom jars fill up, our souls embrace

Never gonna let you down
Our orgasms, we will crown
With every stroke, we feel your grace
Project orgasms to the sky
In homemade coom jars, we'll fly
Our coom jars fill up, our souls embrace

Never gonna let you down
Our orgasms, we will crown
With every stroke, we feel your grace
Project orgasms to the sky
In homemade coom jars, we'll fly
Our coom jars fill up, our souls embrace

[Alex-Snow]

I still would want sex with all the different hair colors!!!

[avery58]

Somewhere between brunette and black hair which sound the most interesting as well

[Horndog_Harry]

I certainly have a weakness for them.

[KostasKouvalis]

Then surely blondes would be considered the master race

[Anonymous]

What if you color your hair?

[Iron_Man]

That would be very strange