Airline DEI executives are changing gate announcements from "ladies and gentlemen" to more inclusive language. What else should they be saying?

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Let me know what you think they should say instead in the comments below.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

What's wrong with "passengers"? It's when you hear "welcome aboard, I identify as a pilot" that you worry

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

"Alright knuckleheads, line up and wait."

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Attention, Homo sapiens, we will begin boarding shortly. . .

Miristheiss · Answer

Ladies and Gentlemen. That is what they should be saying. That is "inclusive" (what a stupid theme people keep spouting now, as if the USA isn't inclusive. People from all over the world migrate here and every race on the country is here, there are tons of anti-discrimination laws but these woke freaks think things aren't inclusive enough) enough already. NOTHING needs to change.

The most qualified people should always be hired. Hiring just to check off some race, gender category box is evil and a sure way to make the company worse and in this case possibly less safe.

If the best, most qualified candidate was hired then mission accomplished. I don't even need to know what their race is. It doesn't matter.

HawkPerception · Answer

The madness continues...

I suppose we should also let obese people have 2 seats for the price of one since they take up that much space.

We should also make canyon trails less fatphobic while we're at it.

Surely · Answer

The plane for? Is now boarding. Just as soon as we find the correct person to fly it. So, if you are going to that destination. Get on the freaking plane! ✈️

buzzword · Answer

It seems to me that they just want less civilians on commercial airplanes to reduce witnesses to all the child trafficking that is occurring. Under Biden/Harris 290,000+ children that crossed the border disappeared... If people aren't getting on planes, they can't see the children disappear... When people are angry with the airlines, there are less eyes on the crime.

Anpu23 · Answer

"Passengers?" Or is that too vague and misleading?

NathanDavis · Answer

here, from Texas... all I hear is a  YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!! and, I know we're good to go

dustybiker2 · Answer

"Get the F in line or you'll miss your flight. Now dammit. Move! Thank you." This fits the way a lot of people talk these days, no?

AviatorTom · Answer

"Ladies and Gentlemen" is fine. It's long enough to get peoples' attention, yet short enough to not overwhelm them.

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Buckaroos and Beckaroos.(Cowboys and cowgirls.)

Danzigdawson · Answer

"We are so very sorry to offend prissy conservative shits with a broom stick up their ass, but welcome  everyone ".

KostasKouvalis · Answer

"Ladies, gentlemen and all non-binary freaks! Please direct your attention to the front of the plane!"

OfMiceandMen · Answer

"Yo all you bitches that bought tickets for flight ####, best get your ass in gear to gate ##, wheels-up in 2 mins." That should be an inclusive enough approach.

msc545 · Answer

They should be saying please be aware that because of our position in this airline we are wasting a ton of your money.

electromagnetic · Answer

‘Ladies, gentlemen and others’ 🤦🏾‍♀️

Shark_61695 · Answer

Those who identify and those who don't.  You who are about to die... sorry, I meant fly! Raw doggers et al. First class and the rest of you...

_Senorita_ · Answer

These are just man made so don't need to say anything for me ladies and gentlemen is fine

missindiana93 · Answer

People are losing their minds.

DishLady · Answer

Hey you….

CaptainSmartass · Answer

"Hello party people!" Simples...

Yabbut · Answer

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

worldscolide · Answer

God that's just stupid.

thearchjoker · Answer

laddies and gentle cunts would be funny

normalice · Answer

No they're not.

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