If it really happened who would win in a fair fight?

Master Age: 55

Joe Biden had said he would like to take Donald Trump behind the barn and beat the hell out of him. Recently he said he would like to smack him in the ass. Both these guys are way past the 50 yard line so it would be a fair fight but I think Trump would get the upper hand pretty quick.

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AviatorTom Follow
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Trump is 2 inches (5 cm) taller than Biden and in better physical shape. No contest, Trump would win in a fair fight. Most likely, though, the Democrats would stack the rules in Biden's favor.

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- exitseven
  
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  Yes, the ref would be a CNN anchor.
  
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Biden would get turned around and start boxing an imaginary opponent.

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  Thanks for MHO!
  
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saraupstairs Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29 , mho 34%

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Don presented two challenges to Joe.
1. A golf match in which he would spot Joe 20 strokes, and give Joe's favorite charity a million bucks if he lost.
2. A debate with no moderators. (how clever is that? I never would have thought of that. Those ABC moderators were in the tank for Kamala. Then the left said Brett was mean for expecting Kamala to answer a single question)
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ziAmNWHPgs8
Joey declined because of his "busy" schedule.

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supercutebutt Follow
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In a cock fight? See answer below...
Trump wins! He sucks cock better than Joe Biden. 🍆

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Laciejordan Follow
Xper 6 Age: 28 , mho 60%

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Hopefully this will give you a good laugh. It gave me one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCJyirlVC9g&pp=ygUVVHdvIG9sZCBtZW4gZmlnaHRpbmcg

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- Slingblade1126
  
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  WTF! Them geezer's did more damage to themselves than they did to each other. That was a classic!
  
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- exitseven
  
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  I could not get it to load
  
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- Jay-_-
  
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  Thank you so much for that 🤣 amazing (nobody was hurt in the making of this video) 😭
  
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- Laciejordan
  
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  @Jay-_- They had to have been sore as hell the next day! 🤣🤣 @exitseven I don't know how it looks on your end but on the very bottom of the box it should say, "Watch on YouTube". Click on that, if you haven't already.
  
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- Jay-_-
  
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  @Laciejordan they help each other they needed that cardio 😂😂 the way the guy said "enough" I couldn't stop laughing when they all 3 fell like bowling pins🎳
  
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- Jay-_-
  
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  Long story short, this whole video made me laugh the whole way through🤣
  
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- Laciejordan
  
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  @Jay-_- I know lol When the chubby guy took a swing and missed, then fell and the skinny guy went to kick him and ended up falling is when I lost it! I felt bad for them but couldn't help but laugh. Like you said too, when the third guy was trying to help the chubby guy up and ended up doing a face plant 🤣🤣
  
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- Jay-_-
  
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  🤣🤣🤣
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @laciejordan. Yes, that is a cool video. Both those guys are definitely hard-core. I am not as strong as I was in my 20s
  
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- exitseven
  
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  And sometimes worry about my safety is I had to fend off a younger attacker
  
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Smashingdoozy Follow
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While I don't condone smacking children as punishment... Sometimes adult children need a good smack.

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- exitseven
  
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  agreed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCJyirlVC9g
  
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molonski2 Follow
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Id like to see them both armed with a mile post , heavy , beat the crp out of each other.

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- exitseven
  
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  I do not know what a mile post is but I bet it would be cool the see the two of them beating each other over the hesd with it.
  
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- molonski2
  
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  hahaha , dont know what you'd call it in US
  But ( originally ) they were a road post that marked a mile , lump of concrete on the bottom and a solid piece of wood about 4 ft high.
  Would do some damage.
  
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- exitseven
  
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  I know exactly what that is
  
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- molonski2
  
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  Cool :)
  
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Lucy68 Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 35%

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When you said that, this is what I started to thing about, y'all remember Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris 😂😅
https://www.youtube.com/embed/4ITuVH_PODU

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Daniela1982 Follow
Master Age: 38 , mho 54%

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Biden would be falling all the time and they would consider them "knock outs". Also, he is so feeble that one of his punches would be like throwing cotton balls at Donald. 😂 I think Biden likes playing with his Garbage Pail Kids cards a lot.
In your dreams Joey

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sawno Follow
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I don't understand enough of fighting to have a clue. Both are old, I don't know who has the physical advantage at that point.

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phraseology Follow
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Corn Pop was a bad dude...
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ck22e9fyAlQ

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strateguy632 Follow
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First that yalk about violence is terrible.
About your question biden would fall going up the steps. Stay down for ten seconds and lose.

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Slingblade1126 Follow
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Trump would mop the floor with that demented old bastard!

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HighValue Follow
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Biden would probably fall down from a gentle breeze then crap his pants.

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lightbulb27 Follow
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have to wonder why he said that...
imagine if trump said that to him... unreal.

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katiesmuff Follow
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Actually Trump has a history of being a supreme coward so my guess is at the very last moment he would pack up and run like a whimpering baby with the fight never taking place.

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Juxtapose Follow
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There are weight classes in boxing for a reason. Trump would win easily.

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shortster Follow
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Trump, there is a reason Biden is no longer the nominee. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

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Anonymous
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no presidential Diddycrat politician would beat Trump in a fight

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Anonymous
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It would be a pretty wooden affair. But Trump is in better health. Edge definitely goes to Trump.

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What's with the Biden Derangement Syndrome?

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- exitseven
  
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  It is not a Syndrome. Biden is just Deranged
  
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  DryGermanGuy
  
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  What does that make the madness spewing Trump?
  
  https://youtu.be/B6PxYwc7TR0?si=smb7vEiBQwjPcZhq
  
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Anonymous
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Trump, there would even be a fight. Trump would say ding ding, then go on to convince Biden that match is over and how he lost.

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SuchSightsToShowYou Follow
Xper 5 Age: 19

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Biden would assume that the fight ends as soon as someone gets a bloody nose.
Trump would go straight into Kill-Or-Be-Killed mode.
So Trump would win.

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Trump don't fight. he ain't never been in a fist fight in his entire life! he couldn't even ride a bike. but, who am I to dash a man's dreams?

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- exitseven
  
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  He got shot in the face and got up the next day and went back to work
  
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- Sabretooth
  
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  he got hit in the ear by glass, wore a giant bandage and complained that people weren't talking about his boo, boo enough... even though he didn't get it looked at because he knew it wasn't serious. the situation is honestly hilarious. I seem to remember something eerily similar to this... well, similar in the way Trump talked about it, anyway. your remember how Trump dismissed dismissed soldiers brain injuries as ''headaches''? if not, lemme remind you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Py-RhIi0U
  
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Even in his diminished state, Biden would THRASH cowardly Trump !!!

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Trump, because he would fight dirty.

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The best Joe can do is fart on Trump!!

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Trump.

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Donald Trump

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Yellow wolf

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