If President Trump offered you a position in his administration what position would you like and why?

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President Trump is putting together the team that will put America back on the right track. He is asking you to be a part of it and is giving you your choice of jobs. What would you like to be?

lightbulb27 · Accepted Answer

Director of human trafficker firing squad.

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

Assistant ambassador to Tahiti!

Gym_Bro · Answer

I would choose lying to people, intentionally or not. Yes, the lefties are out of their minds, yes the republican policies are more decent. So you know I'm not just TDS-ing. So damn obvious that they're all in their jesuit bed together still. The president of 2024 IS SELECTED. Let's leave it at that. You wouldn't have enough time in your life left to go through all the gematria of their rituals.

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If President Trump offered you a position in his administration what position would you like and why?

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sage2021 · Answer

I would love to over see the Chinese people that made the poisonous Fentanyl and the drug cartels be severely punished for murdering 300,000 Americans (only Americans 🤔) EACH YEAR!
They cannot get away with this. It's a travesty and they all need to be severely punished because they are guilty of murdering hundreds of thousands of Americans!
We got so upset when leaving Afghanistan and those 13 people were killed. Why don't we hear more noise about the hundreds of thousands of Americans that were murdered by the Chinese people? To me that's a bigger deal than 13 people!! I realize that might sound like those 13 people didn't matter, because they did matter. Every life matters!
But they murdered the 💕 of my life 💔✝️ last year and I am not going to ever forget the evil 😈 Chinese for doing that. I would have called them Chinese people, but what do you call people that aren't even people? Objects? Accidents?🤔

MisterWack · Answer

This will be a generalized answer. Okay hypothetically, none and I believe no ‘normal’ individuals should be in a position of great power without some knowledge of the task at hand, college education, knowledge of law & the position, etc.  IF I had the necessary requirements I would choose Press Secretary since it seems straight forward enough for someone like me. You meet the press, answer questions, give insight about the Presidential Administration’s day to day & provide clarity on given topics. Sounds good.

NathanDavis · Answer

I would like to be the  second one  to explain... " no, we can't do that, we cannot actually nuke a hurricane because of this or that, this and that " I am really really good at explaining things to people, as if they were five... even if they're 80, and without pissing them off either...

DizzyDesii · Answer

He needs a choreographer who can teach him how to dance. Thats the only thing i’d even consider. Other than that, i dont wanna be around his no rhythm ass

Levin · Answer

I would be his health minister chappie person.

Anyone who pushed the vaccine will be mandated to do 1 hour of intensive cardiovascular exercise per day.

I'm going to get you fat fuckers into shape, and actually can you believe, make you healthy and resistant to disease!

BruceJender · Answer

Minister for Education.  Get rid of all the DEI and gender critical nonsense poisoning the minds of the most susceptible and vulnerable.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd want to be Air Force One co-pilot. The pilot (captain) should know what he's doing. 😎

Avicenna · Answer

Secretary of State from this list. But Secretary of the Treasury would be my preference. Or head of the Fed.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

"Well, I am flattered. I'd prefer the revenge department."  - James Bond, Dr. No

saraupstairs · Answer

Since Elon got my job, I'll take the attorney general job and clean house.

Dongie · Answer

Something else.  I'd be unfettered and beating ass.

Anonymous · Answer

Secretary of Sex Worker Standards and Measures. New department. I'd make sure the porn stars are all getting tested regularly, and I'd have to go undercover and work scenes with them to make sure they're following the other laws. For science. And public safety.

SuchSightsToShowYou · Answer

I'd like to be deputy assistant secretary of giving Tulsi Gabbard massages. She looks like she has a lot of tension in her shoulders and upper back.

loveslongnails · Answer

Yes, so I could could help keep the idiot and his vp, Lucifer, in check, and be a voice of sanity in the shit house. I wouldn't last long though because I won't help implement P2025.

DrPepper12 · Answer

AG So I could reign Trump in from his worst unlawful tendencies as well as give info to the 50 state AGs for when he fires me

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Chief Executive of the national music library.

purplepoppy · Answer

Head of security or his personal cook.

Anonymous · Answer

None. He only going to hire people that will be 100% loyal to all his shit, and don't speak up against him. If they do, he'll be imagining them with riffles pointed at their heads. Wouldn't want a boss like that. Hell no.

worldscolide · Answer

None. I dont want or need that kind of popularity.

Account · Answer

I would much rather drink cyanide.

RedInnocent69 · Answer

Secretary of State. Easier to travel/be away from him, and more gifts and entertainment 😉😂

Ladsin2 · Answer

None of the above. I don't feel like having that much stress in my life.

Surely · Answer

I would take Comrade Kamala’s border czar position! At least do something about it!

Jltakk · Answer

Transportation easily. I have plenty of ideas that can be implemented.

Knightwatch27 · Answer

I'd chose attorney general, if only for the reason that I am non-american, not versed in what that position entails specifically but it has the word general in it.

ForevrLonely29 · Answer

Something involving FEMA or improvement of EMS. Maybe NHTSA or something like that.

Danny_dan92 · Answer

One of his security details. My infantry background makes me qualified

Wiredone · Answer

I would not want him as my boss

Francine_Roosevelt · Answer

Official estrogen injector

seeyounexttuesday · Answer

I want to gut the IRS.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

White House window cleaner?

PointOfNoReturn · Answer

I do not think he would appreciate my disapproval of many of his behaviors.

Likes2drive · Answer

Efficiency expert

Iron_Man · Answer

Vice president of the United States

OfDeath · Answer

Vice President

strateguy632 · Answer

Sec. State!

4ngelic · Answer

whatever's the highest position

katiesmuff · Answer

I would totally pass on any opportunity offered.

supercutebutt · Answer

Chief of Chef Chemistry 👨‍🍳 +🧪

WintersDaughter · Answer

Maybe an advisor.

jimmy2 · Answer

Human health, caregiving

Cubus · Answer

Ambassador.

Anonymous · Answer

First lady’s human toilet paper 😜

alicedunrst · Answer

what do you mean

robocop666 · Answer

Work for the FBI

noohair · Answer

Political advisor.

shortster · Answer

Head of the CDC

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