What would Trump do if the US was attacked by giant monsters from other countries?

[NoDecision]

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A total of 16 votes were cast: 3 girls and 13 guys. See detailed results

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[Shiprex]

Trump would, if he were a true American patriot, sacrifice himself to the alien monsters to sue for peace between the other countries and REAL Americans. Magat's would queue up to offer themselves as further sacrifices to ensure world peace and equality for all. The world would become a pleasant utopia these people would be remembered for generations

[DaBiggestBird]

If we’re talking M1 Godzilla or something like that then I imagine they’d lure or transport the monster in the middle of the ocean far away from any nation and blow him up with a hydrogen bomb or something even stronger. I know we have nukes that could destroy like, 1/4 of the country in a single hit. It’s kind of amazing but also rebonkulous how something like that is even possible. I mean, imagine if one of those were ACTUALLY USED. HOLY POOP FART

[Anonymous]

Trump would kill them and Biden would put them up in five star hotels.

[purplepoppy]

Convince people the monster was fake news created by mainstream media.

[lightbulb27]

NEGOTIATE! Threaten them with annihilation and open hunting season, then work a deal with those sloths and... dinosaurs.

[NoDecision]

Funny! 😂😅

[Anonymous]

Forget Trump. Americans are estimated to own almost 400 million guns. The American people would have blast, especially your veterans. I know I would.

[NoDecision]

Unfortunately, they don't have the big guns needed. You see what good they did on Godzilla.

[exitseven]

We would have our own giant monster that could beat them all.

[NoDecision]

Who would that be, Kim Kardashian or Nancy Pelosi?

[exitseven]

Hulk Hogan.

[DrPepper12]

Why go looking for the Kraken if Elon is already here?

[NoDecision]

We have our own Kraken on this site from what I have seen. 🦑

[Fireguy17]

eat them.
He would call in Chuck Norris and have him be head of monster control.

[NoDecision]

How could he do that using a walker?

[Dongie]

I'll tell you what he'd do. He would put on his red fuckin' cape and fly on over and start kicking some ass!! 🍿

[NoDecision]

Aren't we the optimist!

[Dongie]

Eeh...

[Red_Arrow]

He would turn the country over to the monsters then go live with his lover, Putin.

[NoDecision]

Couldn't be Putin, he's a Penny Lover.

[monkeynutts]

Just give them MAGA merch, they might fit in well with the rest of them.

[msc545]

He would whine that it was costing him too much...

[NoDecision]

He and Musk have no reason to whine. They have enough money to buy America if it can't pay its debts and goes into foreclosure with China.

[FunkyMonkee]

Capture them and send them to your house.

[NoDecision]

My place can't accommodate anything that big.

[Anonymous]

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you had three arms.

[NoDecision]

You never wished you had three or 4 arms before, or hands?

[Opinion Owner]

It's not gonna happen, so I don't worry about it happening,

[wkhan_87]

I don't think he has any serious plan for the betterment of the country.
Trump is not a good leader

[Dongie]

This will be proven wrong, provided he's not murdered over the next 3+ years.

[NoDecision]

I am saving judgement for now. I am waiting for him to take some money out of his hat for someone else besides California who screwed up and now is getting Billions in aid while SC rots.

[NatalieKeller95]

he would build a death star

[Pet68]

I'd side with the monsters. :)

[SmokinAces2000]

Blame it on those damn illegal aliens

[Anonymous]

Release his bowls into his tighty whities.

[Uglygaypoorcoward94]

probably kill them with a slingshot

[glennos89]

Poop his pants

[ohsheeT]

Build a wall

[Dargil]

Nuke them.

[Anonymous]

Run under Putins desk