As long as we're all broke due to Tariff Dons House of Horror, let's have a lol. WHY did Cadet Bonespurs tariff these places? Be creative! Have fun?

[DrPepper12]

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Very disappointing people! I thought you guys would have some good creative stories as to why Trump tariff fictitious places!! Sad!!

[msmissydc]

So of course Trump is stupid enough to not know that Mordor is part of middle earth, at least he forgot the shire.
Asgard has Uru exports and so its a quite low tarrif in comparrison, the same with wakanda and Vibranium. Who would trump be if not Selfish for rare materials that dont exist in the U. S. And seeing how both of them dont want to trade with the U. S. He is probably just a sore looser from the earlier trades.

But lets stay with reality here, we all know trump never read a book in his life, so these are probably just random numbers.

[DrPepper12]

Winner! 🏆🙌🏻 😂

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Something tells me that making Narnia's so high might cost him the religious vote with some.

[DrPepper12]

That's the kind of wit I was hoping for!

[14gurlz2gagonit]

All? Boomers hold like 70% of Dow like stocks or property investments. Meanwhile most Zoomers are probably laughing their balls off. They haven't been able to buy 1 Microsoft stock anyways and usually have to live in packs to pay rent in their studio apartment or they still live with their parents if they're that lucky.

Me? I'm going to get a van and make it the ultimate camper van. It's smarter than a full on RV like the Boomers buy and then let rot in their driveways, but if the Donpocolypse happens I will be able to drive out to the middle of nowhere, throw my camo netting over the van, place my starlink thingy up and send you one last message to tell you...

You. Were. Right. About. EVERYTHING!!! !!!

Until then I'm trying to figure out when these stocks have hit the bottom so that I can buy the Dip! Daddy wants to buy some Teslas! Joking... I might use the batteries because my van is decked out with solar panels and charged with my van's alternator as well. But I'm going to make sure whatever holds those batteries would be hella fire proof.

I'm just fucking around, you said be creative and have fun.

Anyways... I'm just doing drugs and watching this shit for now. Gonna buy the dip, and invest that money in a Van that I could live in down by the river.

[lightbulb27]

Let's just cancel the debt, so many people will be happy to hear "you don't owe anything". That's what Biden wanted to do for people that picked the wrong career or bombed college, partied too much... lets just do it for most everyone. Whatever is owed... it's cancelled! hahahahahaha... screw the people the $ is owed to... hahahahaha!

Why do people like using credit cards more than paying the bill when they are broke?

I don't know, I'm too high partying...

hahahahahaha

Why did Rome burn down?

It got too hot... hahahahahaha

Why did the stock market trade at record levels for so long?

Must have been something to do with creating trillions of dollars... hahahahahaha!

Why did the LGBTQI people in Mosambique throw some awsome parties?

Because they got a free $150,000 dollars... hahahahahaha!!!

[AviatorTom]

All except Jupiter are places created by Hollywood, which is run by Democrats, so these tariffs hit the Dems directly in their wallets and purses. The exact numbers were randomly generated by chatGPT.

Jupiter, being a real location, just gets the default 10%, like those islands populated only by penguins.

[CalmUntilAbused]

Oh, I suppose Middle-earth and therefore Mordor were created by J. R. Tolkien, Hogwarts was created by J. K. Rowling, and Mars is just like Jupiter (though were I to imagine a funny reason to impose tariffs on Mars, it would be Mars being red, as in "communist" - well, there is a theory regarding Mars stating that there used to be life on Mars, but then the communists took over, which explains both why it is red and why there is no life there anymore).

[BonzoInBitburg]

It's about time. All the money the US spends going to Mars and the Martians don't send a dime back. The Martians should be more grateful. Time to make Mars the 51st state

[DrPepper12]

And Elon Musk can be the first resident!!

[Miristheiss]

As with all of these emotional reactions. No one knows how this all works out. It could be good or bad.

We have to wait a year or two to see how history plays out.

As of today. No one can really predict. So acting like it is a settled issue as of today makes you a foolish.

[Avicenna]

If you’re broke now, you were broke before Trump came into office. Maybe it’s due to this high cost of living in NYC, plus the high state and local income and sales taxes there?

[exitseven]

At least now we have a President that will not just kick the can down the road like the rest of them did. Maybe it takes a businessman who understands what happens when you cannot cover the interest on your debt.

[DrPepper12]

No creative jokes?

[exitseven]

Nothing funny about debt.

[DrPepper12]

No but "debt: The first 5,000 years" by David Graber was among the most fascinating books that I had ever read. Highly recommend.

Debt: The First 5000 Years https://g.co/kgs/ux1fz96

[QuestionObsession]

So funny!

Reminds me of the memes about the genocidal Israel and IDF saying everyone is Hamas

Gandalf = Hamas
Gimli = Hamas
Frodo = Hamas
Samwise = Hamas
Aragorn = Hamas
Boromir = Hamas
Legolas = Hamas
Merry = Hamas
Pippin = Hamas

[OneViewpoint]

He thinks those are all countries which have insulted him. They haven't returned his calls.

[Anonymous]

I just got a job at John deer. My uncle got his job back at john deer after being made redundant because they were moving the factory to Mexico. It is the same for my brother at ford. Jobs being brought back from abroad.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yes two jobs you guys got back now let's look at the flip side of that coin with hundreds of thousand federal jobs lost

[Opinion Owner]

@Bklynbadboy12 all these federal jobs, how are they funded? Where does the money come from?

[CaptainSmartass]

Mars and Jupiter have been sponging off us for decades, if not centuries. Time we cut the umbilical cord.

Simples...

[Alex-Snow]

Jupiter looks like the cheapest place to move to!

[chrissykerdock]

to make america great again why are we buying vegetables from mexico and fish from china they should both be from america

[Bklynbadboy12]

Cause we dont produce enough veggies here to feed America

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 this is america we should

[Bklynbadboy12]

I agree with that but unfortunately we don't that's why some veggies we import

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 have you ever seen ca and all the midwest states that's why there's tariffs

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yes i have and just so you know these tariffs aren't good all it did was start a global trade war where the working class is the only ones that gets hurt

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 opposite is true the working class will benefit do you know how many factory jobs have been lost since 1994 now we have bullshit jobs

[Bklynbadboy12]

Do you you know how many fed jobs have been lost and this isn't even 6 month into the first year of him being back plus he's started a global trade war. Look around beautiful everything is going up except you pay

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 america don't need fed jobs we need farmer factory workers etc

[Bklynbadboy12]

Tell that to the people who's lost there job and just so you know he's fucking over the farmers to

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 fed workers were hurtful to americas economy if you want to eat dig

[Bklynbadboy12]

Farmers aren't yet there still feeling the sting from Trumps nonsense too

[chrissykerdock]

@Bklynbadboy12 trump is GOD show some respect farmers are there

[Bklynbadboy12]

Wow! Now Trump is god

[shortster]

We need a trade embargo with Mordor. Why would we willingly import giant spiders?

[shortster]

Sorry, I am not much of a story teller.

[Likes2drive]

Wow Narnia is getting hit hard, lol