Poll: one of these choices is the real answer, I swear.

Taking a break from his speech to imagine that he's sitting on Putin's lap, with a banana in one hand and a sausage in the other, close to completion, as hinted by his expression and his greasy forehead.
Pausing his speech to fill his diaper, which requires all of his strenght and attention.
He's having a stroke and he's hallucinating that he's hanging onto a cliff.
He's impersonating a depressed hamster that's having a real hard time standing up.
He's making an excruciating effort to lift his tiny hands up in the air in order to impersonate a trans weightlifter.
He's j*zzing in his diaper while performing his stupid little dance to the Village People's YMCA.
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