Where is President Trump?

[jimmy2]

Hevis dead!

Hecis sick!

He is ok?

VP Vance says he ready to do the job?

Where do you think he is?

[DryGermanGuy]

He is busy rescuing animals! 👍

[purplepoppy]

Fake photo. Most people think its real because he's grabbed a couple of pussies rather than help the struggling black guy behind him.

[DryGermanGuy]

Dayum! It looked so reelz to me! 😭😭😭

[dustybiker2]

Did you pull that off his bragging white house account? I'd heard he'd been in TX.

[DryGermanGuy]

@dustybiker2
I wouldn’t be surprised. They already list him as a pope and a Superman clone there, so… 🙄

[dustybiker2]

Well, one does have to brag or nobody would know.

[Sal_Monella]

Trump National Golf Club Washington DC. No, he is not in a body bag.

[dustybiker2]

If he's not dead does this prove there is no higher power?

[OneViewpoint]

Or it proves “God” is an asshole who doesn’t care what happens. Sort of like random chance.

🤔

[dustybiker2]

I always thought we were some kid Gods half finished science project stuffed under a tarp on top of the summer John Deer riding mower, in a shed, at the bottom of the garden. But yeah ahole works too.

[purplepoppy]

Is he begging Putin for the antidote?

[genericname85]

he's not on twitter or tv for 5 minutes and you already assume he's dead xD that's crazy.

[Buford_T_Justice]

Heck, I must have gotten five "Truths" this morning from Don. (Truth Social) back when Twitter was Twitter, I had to uninstall it because I couldn't sleep at night. Donald never shuts up. He's alive and well.

[genericname85]

@Buford_T_Justice must be nice to live a life with your "problems" XD

[Buford_T_Justice]

How Sweet It Is

[beefcakebradybatson]

Forcing a woman to slobber his five-centimetre (two-inch) c**k!!!

[andreasderjuengere]

He's... in his own world.

[exitseven]

He is okay. He is celebrating Labor Day.

[WestofNowhere]

Probably in Moscow sucking Putin's dick.

[DrPepper12]

He's cruising DC in a white van with candy

[blackeagle007]

Hell if I know. And I don’t care

[slatyb]

Probably golfing.