If it was either you or your mom that had to go to prison for no reason at all for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

[Anonymous]

my mom

myself

[Chazmatazz269]

My mother is a Bond level villain, no joke. The entire world should be thankful that she was always poor. If she had money, she would destroy anyone and everyone who opposed her rule.
She should be in prison and it’s not even a debate.

[DrPepper12]

Mom. She's older. Closer to death.

Bentley & his philosophy of utilitarianism comes in handy sometimes...

I used the same logic as a teacher with school shootings & told the kids as much. I'm older. Has a good life. They should too.

[Agape93]

My mom. I'd happily shoot her in the face if it meant I got out of paying for a snicker bar. I don't even eat those.

[WindAtMyBack]

I've been in jail many times. Jail, not prison, but that's enough to know what I'm getting into. I could handle it.

What kind of psychopath would send their mother to jail?

[NaultD]

As they say it's an unspeakable horror to bury your child so...

[exitseven]

Sorry mom. I will visit you every month.