Here's a story screenshoted from local news about a man swinging his penis around subways and stealing a packet of crisps. He got off with a 9 month community order but which of his crimes do you think was the most serious
Racist and homophobic abuse seems to me the worst offence, and not because this is the political correct thing to answer. Displaying in a disordered way his penis in a shop is of course displaying a lack of good education and good manners, but still more gross and funny at the same time.
Stealing the package of crisps while being tipsy... Well, I guess that the alcohol at the same time might be considered making the offence (s) worse and nevertheless forgivable, at least if not repeated too often ;0)
I think the biggest crime here was the self harm, by his removing his willy, to be able to swing it around the subway. 🤣 Perhaps he can use his tree surgeon techniques to reattach his willy, or was he really a transgender man, upset he'd not yet had the operation?
A transgender woman was found guilty of sexual assault for deceiving a man about her biological sex. This case generated significant discussion but was not specific to Haverfordwest Magistrates Court, so I'm led to believe. Anything is possible in the UK 🤣
We'll never know what the choice of bread was but I guess it's obvious that one should shy away from entering a Subway while inebriated and horny. Sounds to me he was just upset that he couldn't get his 6" sandwiched by the artist on duty.
Waving his willy around, for sure. Especially in a food place. That’s just gross. Do that on the bus or subway like regular weirdos. I’m wondering if he stole the chips from the proprietor or a customer. Cuz that makes a difference in the severity of the crime, in my opinion. F*ck that capitalist pig! But that poor, poor customer who had to hand over his chips just to get some pervo to point his weiner in a different direction? I hope he gets the help he needs. Ell oh ell!
Worst crime is this dumb ass is about to still be a problem in the world and influence more people to do dumb shit like this thinking they can get away with it... it blows my mind how our solution to a problem is to ignore it like it isn't going to occur again...
Tbh. If he did it in front of adults & not minors it's more farce than crime. Plus, if he's "waving" it around in a "clockwise motion" I would be entertained and push boundaries and ask if he'd ever considered a puppet show?
So I was trying to think which way I would swing my Willy as all men do this, usually with their surprised SO looking on. It is indeed clockwise. But is that because I am right handed? I wonder. Perhaps a government funded study can be created to look into this along with its correlation to crime and what not. Stealing though is not something a grown man should be doing.
Every man, on occasion will wave his flag. It's usually something we do for a significant other. However, on occasion we feel the need to unfurl, let it fly for the world. This usually involves alcohol at some point prior. It was in my case anyway. However, there is no excuse for being a no good thief.
I wonder if he'll get off on the grounds that from his point of view, he was waving it in an anti-clockwise circular motion (or that, because of gravity, it was more egg-shaped than circular).
Waving his five-centimeter (two-inch) #whiteboyjoy in people's face. He shouldn't have racially profaned the cops, a sign of ignorance, but bigotry, though disgusting, is no crime.
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