If Trump really parachuted into Tehran, what would happen next?

[lightbulb27]

Unreal, noone saw it coming. Trump has parachuted into Tehran as part of the 101st airborne assault! Who would have guessed that move? JD Vance is in charge of USA, Trump is taking control of Iran!

Now that's how you get things done!

Boom chuka lucka!!

Yea yea, relax, it's an April 1 joke. cmon... lighten up. I'm curious what the AI will say, if it gets humor.

[Lliam]

Yeah, I can just see Trump or any of his chicken hawk advisors dressed like this and leading the charge. ROFL

[LiamJHayden]

At his age and skill level, he'd not make it to the ground in tact.

[lightbulb27]

A whole new "bomb" concept...

[Kelley1]

He would be captured and treated well. He would not be free. He would be a bargaining chip.

[katiesmuff]

Would be a huge number of American soldiers returning home in body bags.

[lightbulb27]

true

[exitseven]

I would imagine the pay per view figures would be historical.

[lightbulb27]

definitely need a helmet cam.

[loveslongnails]

Breaking news: The parachute carrying Trump into Iran gave way from the excessive weight, and President Trump plummeted to his death at oh-dark-hundred hours, Iran time. The Secret Service personnel accompanying him all landed safety and left the scene claiming no body was found and they assumed the Holy Pedophile was swept up by angels before he landed. No further information is available at this time.

[DryGermanGuy]

He would need training first. I would suggest by Jeremy Dewitte. They can parachute then into Tehran together. 🤪

[Cidknee]

He would (inhale deeep breath) immediately hone in on operatives, take command and lead assault team into heart of Iran's defenses, personally fist fight their leaderS then dance a victory lap around their knocked out bodies!!

[888theGreat]

Whoever he landed on would die instantly and then they would combine two jails to hold him in.

[Twalli]

He might die upon landing. There's a reason why really old people don't parachute.

[Tyler_with_Questions]

George HW Bush continued to do jumps at every 5th year birthday milestone…. At 75, 80, 85, and his final one at 90.

All you have to do is fall….

[beefcakebradybatson]

Oh, sweet, President Beardo !!!

[Dargil]

He would land.