Is Bryon Noem a good looking woman?

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Bryon is the husband of the conservative former South Dakota governor and Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem.

Curmudgeon · Accepted Answer

Sigh. When will some Republicans EVER learn?

(For the record, dressing up in drag does NOT make you Trans, just a kinky dress up "boi" I think the term is, but I digress from my main points.)

Here are the Rules of American Politics:

1. When it comes to private lives, Democrats *can get away with* most anything, and Republicans *will be crucified for* most anything. So stay "vanilla" and plain in your private life. (Sadly, this also applies usually to poltical corruption, read on...)

For example, JFK and his brother Bobby were known for sneaking countless women in and out of the White House to bang, JFK cheating on Jackie, including Marilyn Monroe! And the Democrat leaning media poliitely looked the other way and buried this information.

Now suppose Tricky Dick Nixon had done a bit better or even *looked a bit better* in the first televised debates ever of 1960, and as a result Tricky Dick won the 1960 election in a squeaker narrow election instead of losing it in a squeaker narrow election. (Yes, JFK's victory was that narrow; go look it up). Would the Democrat leaning media have allowed Tricky Dick to smuggle young ladies in and out of the White House and cheat on Pat? No way. And those of you who understand American politics *know* this, deep in your hearts, whether you admit it or not.

2. The chance of a secret being leaked or blown, or otherwise revealed, is proportional to the square (or perhaps even a higher multiple) number of parties to the secret who are in on it. That is, if two parties know a secret, the risk is *at least* four fold, if three or more parties know, the risk is *at least* nine fold, and so on.

Kristi brought at least one aditional party in, advisor and underling Corey Lewandowski, and Byron brought in who knows how many. If the two of them had gotten no one else involved at all, they probably could have gone on with whatever relationship they had, no matter how wackadoo. For all we know, Byron and Kristi may have had a kinky "Femdom" or "Female Led Relationship" where in private Kristi "feminized" him (dressed him up in women's clothing) and "pegged" him with a strap-on. Who knows?

The point is, involve no one else, have no videos, and everything would have stayed on the down-low, and Kristi would likely still be in an high profile and popular position in charge of at Homeland Security (popular with her voting base, anyway) and on her way to a promising political career as Veep in the future (2028? 2032?) or perhaps even the first American female President.

3. Your "Sealed" legal records, if you are Republican, are NOT sealed.

A more recent example: Did anyone ever wonder how Barack Obama rose from a recent JUNIOR Senator, elected 2004, to become the President elect in 2008? Because he was telegenic and Hillary Clinton just had too many skeletons in her closet for the Democrat leaning media to keep down anymore, Rule #1 above notwithstanding.

But he was NOT favored to become Illinois Senator at first. His initial rival, a moderate "RINO" Jack Ryan, was expected to win decisively against the Obamunist. For a description of the two main types of Republicans, see my earlier post here:
What happens to the Republican Party if Donald Trump loses the election?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(politician)#Campaign_demise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(politician)#Ryan's_response

But, Jack Ryan had sealed divorce records, so the Democrat slanted media opened them. And his messy divorce with actress Jeri Ryan was revealed.

And could Jack Ryan keep his libido under control? NOOOOOO, he had to take Jeri to sex clubs and show her off: "Look at me! I'm f*cking a movie star!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeri_Ryan

Now no matter how hawt Jeri was, especially in her "Seven of Nine" days, that was just stupid.

In a better Alternate Universe, Jack Ryan would have done no such actions, he would have won the Illinois Senate seat handily, likely still serving there now, and the Obamunist would have had his political career topped out as an Illnois state legislator, a Congressman for some Chicagoland slum at best.

And there would have been no Russiagate hoax, no weaponizing the IRS, FBI and DOJ to go after political opponents, and no corruption that frankly does make Watergate look merely like a 3rd rate Burglary. But as with Rule #1 above, the Obamunist has gotten away with it and likely will continue to get away with it,

OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

As usual the Conservative Jesus Freak publicly rails against some aspect of sexual behavior while he's secretly doing the same thing in the closet.

Conservatives are obsessed with pedophiles too... hmmmm?

Priests like altar boys.

Nah, just a coincidence I'm sure.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Humans cannot change sexes. If a person is born male that means they will be male for the rest of their life.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Typical conservative man. I am sure most look like that when they are not raping their children, of course.

dragoblack · Answer

Just a weirdo shoving baloons in a beige spandex shirt.

CaptainSmartass · Answer

Nope. He's creepy as fuck. What one might term an extremely challenging wank. Simples...

Abbycado · Answer

Wtf? Is that real? XD

Anonymous · Answer

No, obviously not. Only a natural born woman can be a good looking woman.

NathanDavis · Answer

I have no idea of what's going on... lmao

exitseven · Answer

I feel bad for this guy. He is just a mess.

Anonymous · Answer

That's great she accepts him for who he is

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Oh, boy...

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