Farage or Binface?

Question

Only two candidates are standing in the Clacton by election. On one side there's a 5000 year old Alien called Binface who wants to price cap kebabs at £2. On the other there's slimey far right toad who takes millions in back handers in crypto from foreign criminals.

One of them could be the next prime minister

Levin · Accepted Answer

If you listen to bin-face you can tell he's fairly establishment, uni-party in his beliefs.

The good thing about Farage is that he's genuinely right-wing. I mean, right-wing in the sense of what the Tories should have been. As Jenna says he's basically Thatcherite and the true far-right don't trust him. He will have to water down all of his beliefs even further, because he might well get a Tory coalition (the Tory party are full of wets), and the establishment will resist every single attempt at well, Reform. His belief systems were moulded in the 80s.

The country is well and truly fucked without some genuine conservativism.

White British is now de facto a minority (47% in nurseries).

We have 3 trillion in debt, equivalent to 100000 per household (completely immoral saddling children and grandchildren with your current spending).

The police and government want to interfere with every aspect of your lives. Policing tweets rather than burglars and child rapists.

Immigration is still insane. 350000 net non-EU in the last year with Labour's 'success'.

The benefits system is out of control. There is no incentive to work. Where I work ESOL learners who have been in the country for a matter of months get more in benefits than the staff here get paid.

The economy is fucked because the current lot are economically illiterate. Net zero is ruinous and incredibly stupid. Virtue signal while still importing fossil fuels and a whole manner of cheaply made tat from abroad. But due to an accounting trick that's no longer our carbon because it was made in China. Even though it was imported.

DryGermanGuy · Accepted Answer

Toad or snake? 🤔

JennaWillow · Accepted Answer

Farage isn't far-right, he's just a grifter. Actual right wingers don't trust him anymore than left wingers do because he flip-flops on everything he says He's just a Tory-who-never-was

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

It's doesn't really matter who you will elect. It could be a toaster or vacuum cleaner.

Ill_made_Knight · Answer

I'd vote for a 5 gallon bucket of lurcher poo before I'd vote Farage given the opportunity. A[[ears a bit tRumpy to these eyes.

AviatorTom · Answer

Farage resigns to force a by-election so he can get his Reform seat back, to make a point about UK elections. I didn't know you could do that..

OneViewpoint · Answer

Why are are the slimy British creeps named Nigel. Do Brit parents know at birth?

CaptainSmartass · Answer

I vote for all politicians to be rounded up and thrown in jail. #PoliticiansForPrison2026 Simples...

Iron_Man · Answer

I don’t know them Poppy I’d rather vote for you For Prime Minister

Pohjolan · Answer

Clacton voters have now the opportunity to do the funniest thing of 2026. Also other candidates may still appear.

canamlusciouslad73 · Answer

Strychnine vs. arsenic. Some choice, U. K. lasses and lads !!!

MereAnarchy · Answer

Last time the UK ran a poll

Lynx122 · Answer

Count Binface ftw.

RavVid · Answer

I think Farage is the Pauline Hanson pick.

Anonymous · Answer

hmmm not sure

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