Did you know native Americans have renamed Trump Walking Eagle?

[purplepoppy]

Donald Trump walked into an Indian reservations and gave a two hour speech on how he is the greatest president to ever live. At the end, the indian chief said, " Among his people, you are known as Walking Eagle."

Trump left happy they had honoured him with such a name but a reporter asked what it meant.

"A Walking Eagle is one so full of shit it can't fly," came the reply.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

The Native Americans are full of shit and can't even get off reservations.

I bet that name was chosen by Chief "Shitting Bull".

If Donald Trump is so "incompetent" as liberals keep claiming, then how did he become a billionaire in one lifetime?

The proof is in the pudding. Native Americans are typically drunks who still live in poverty. Donald Trump made his first million by the time he was 20 years old, and became a billionaire in less than half of one lifetime.

Idiots need to stop living with Jealousy and Envy in their hearts.

[OneViewpoint]

@SeekerOfTruth007,

So when do you plan to get help for your cult deprogramming? If tRump is your role model, you're gonna have a hard, lonely life living on the fringe of society.

[purplepoppy]

How did he become rich? Inheritance, unethical business practices, crime. The guys a felon, there's your proof.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Investing in real estate is one of the most reliable LEGAL ways to make money consistently.

I have a neighbor who owns around 40 units worth of apartments, and he's a millionaire now, because he has around 50,000 per MONTH income. He has so much money in savings, he doesn't know what to do with it. He tried to sell the rental property one time a few years ago , and nobody had enough money to pay what it was worth.

I guess you'll think he's a criminal too, but in reality you are just jealous of someone else's good decision making which made them wealthy.

[Danzigdawson]

@SeekerOfTruth007 You're stupid beyond belief.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

@Danzigdawson Ad Hominem much?

If not for millionaires and billionaires who know how to operate businesses and invest in technology and housing at the right time and the right manner of speaking, then everyone else would still be in abject poverty and living literally with a horse and buggy. By the way a horse produces more carbon pollution than does an automobile.

Dummycrats want us to b-an automobiles and walk to work and back I guess. They never have explained what their plan for AGW is if they ever successfully ban internal combustion engines, because people can't commute to work without automobiles.

[Danzigdawson]

@SeekerOfTruth007 No ad hominem involved here: you actually are stupid and your dumb opinions can be destroyed whether or not people insult you. For instance: the very idea that a horse generate more carbon emissions than car is a clear sign that you have no idea what you're talking about and/or that you're willing to swallow just about anything in your quest to become a better billionaire simp.

You're talking about capitalism, the system: not billionaires. Billionaires are excrements of barely regulated capitalism; which in itself is a massive generator of poverty. They are a product of sheer luck and unabashed sociopathy. Whatever skill they have, they buy from others more skilled than they are; taking all the credit.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

@Danzigdawson You're just a liar and false accuser. Steve Jobs invented Apple computer in his own garage and basement, and that's how he became a billionaire. Without him we woudln't even have good smart phones either.

Poor people are poor because they don't work for a living, or when they do have income, the blow half of it on some combination of drugs and alcohol and cigarettes and whores and gambling and whatever else they waste their income on.

[Danzigdawson]

@SeekerOfTruth007 What an idiot you are. Jobs' whole career stemmed from his exploitation of Steve Wozniak's talent for designing chip boards and programming. Jobs was good at bullshitting and thinking that he was god's gift to the world: that's the only kind of talent you need in order to become a billionaire.

Are you dumb enough to believe that Jobs invented, produced and popularized the iPhone all by himself? That's the result of the work a thousand highly skilled Apple employees led by hardware engineer Tony Fadell, software engineer Scott Forstall, and design officer Jony I've. Without them, there's no iPhone and Steve Jobs is just an idiot smelling his own farts on stage. Billionaire simps like are quick to overlook the fact that the success of billionaires is always the result of a collective effort, for which the billionaire take full credit, just because he's at the head of things. The more money you have, the more skilled and brilliant are the employees that you can hire.

Capitalism is a game of chance. For a select few to be on top, there have to be a huge mass of people at the bottom: if everyone had the same amount of wealth, it wouldn't be capitalism. You're spectacularly stupid if you think that anyone can get rich just by being "willing to work hard".

From what I can gather, you're probably some dickweed who prides himself for "working very hard". So, if that's the case, why aren't you a billionaire, you loser?

[supercutebutt]

Clown Man bankrupted casinos, which is nearly impossible to do. And he did it multiple times. He inherited his filthy money from daddy and scammed cognitively challenged people like Seeker. 🤡

[Ill_made_Knight]

Gotta love native americans. I they also gave us this observation about daylight savings time..."only the white man believes you can cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and make a longer blanket. Amusing AND accurate.

[katiesmuff]

This is likely the best and funniest thing I have ever read from one of your posts

[NoDecision]

I love it! 😅🤣😂😆

[OlderAndWiser]

And everything is going so swimmingly in the UK that you have time to bash your best ally in the world? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous]

Having been to the reservation the way it works is that only the family of the cheif gets looked after for jobs, money and education. The rest are are devices used to enrich the higher ups as they beg for funding for the reservation from the federal government

[andreasderjuengere]

At least for me, this name will stick. Thank you.

Where ''Vulture'' would come closer to the issue.

[AviatorTom]

😀😀😀😀😀

[FreyaRed]

Angry ICE will appear soon in their village.

[lightbulb27]

hahahahahahaha!!

Gotta watch out for those American Indians... they are crafty!

[BadApple69]

Did you know that’s not true. It’s just a stupid joke.

[Joshydavid25]

Well then.. The eagle and this question has something in common..

[canamlusciouslad73]

NICE JOB, FIRST NATIONS FOLK !!!(Trump is too full of s**t to fly, save for his MA GA groupies !!!)

[Alex-Snow]

Good one Trump is so full of shit the Eagle would not even be able to walk!

[Anonymous]

The United States of Trump are grateful for their award

[Anonymous]

Did you know his first wife was the spitting image of his mum. He also has said on many occasions that if his daughter was not related to him he would have sex with her. He likes incest. Sick man.

[Snakeyes7]

I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500 Alex

[Saddlebread]

In 2000, I knew that Lincoln s*** would cost him one Southern State.

[Anonymous]

I love this but would LOVE an article so I can send it to my faceplace friends

[douride2]

Best one I have heard in recent times.

[Amy10223]

The name suits him perfectly.

[Lliam]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fitting.

[Rorroto]

That's pretty good.

[Shiprex]

Walking Dodo maybe

[loveslongnails]

Perfect description.

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Poppy, did you forget your meds again?

[Tarifa]

A wise chief.

[Danzigdawson]

😄😄😄 Nice!

[Agape93]

Lol.

[exitseven]

this is not true.

[msc545]

lol!!!