If we race, who wins?

[Miah04]

y'all don't want this 💨

[BoopBoopBeep]

i have a ringer...@LaFemmeFatale is a world famous zigzag racer

If it's an endurance race or a ruckmarch I may getcha. I usually do half marathons wearing 32-44lbs, and my longest endurance without a pack was just under 90 miles.

If you're a sprinter you'll smoke the dogpiss outta me though. Not gonna lie.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[BoopBoopBeep]

Dangit...@lafemmefatale_1... it didn't tag right the first time. We going Gold over in these parts.

[Miah04]

She don't want the smoke😂

[BoopBoopBeep]

She's not going to get it apparently since I can't tag properly today. And I'm sober this time. Maybe that's the problem...

[Miah04]

😂😂..

[BoopBoopBeep]

@LaFemmeFatale_1
FFS I finally did that right

"... and in this corner..."
No that's boxing, not racing. That would make for a hell of a mashup though...

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Hahaha, you’ve really tried hard here - tagging me 🤣

Congrats on your success!

Zigzag Race?

Yeah… I am ready to break a leg!

*** And in this corner?

Bring it on! Did I mention that my dad trained me at boxing in my teens?

I won against my brother and dad all the time, they in the end, gave up - saying

“Leave her alone, she’s remorseless , has no stop, she’ll seriously hurt you.”

Those are how I am known… So who was going to be - in this corner?

[BoopBoopBeep]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 Fingers and brain weren't synching yesterday let me tell ya...

@miah04
Now I got my big guns. I'd say I only handle her light work but typically I have to catch them first and that takes a while so they just go home and forget they're being chased. I can pass out water at least... I carry a lot of that.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Wrong answer :P

[Miah04]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 boxing ain't gonna help win a race💪🏾

[BoopBoopBeep]

@miah04
Dang that's why I'm always last place... I've been going ten rounds with the little arch thing you run though at the beginning before I start. All the same... those arches have trash combos

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Was answering @BoopBoopBeep about boxing, since he mentioned.

As for racing, how many have you won?

I have lost none : Running, Bikes, Karting, Horse. Choose your game 💖

[BoopBoopBeep]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 Oooh my vote is karting so I can do it, too. No blue shells though. I haven't been on a horse in over a decade, that might be a mess now.

[Miah04]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 i was a sprinter in hs, and had a choice between an athletic scholarship for track, or basketball.
I chose basketball.
Yeah i got lots of medals for sprinting. In the , 100. And 200

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Wonderful, that’s a decent opponent 🤩

[BoopBoopBeep]

@miah04
but how's your zigzag race game?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Don’t know for zigzag race, but I’d love to race with you @miah04

I was also the best runner in high school and champion in short-distance running in my district’s schools.

But I didn’t follow the sports because I had very outstanding academic achievement and also won numerous academic competitions, so had to follow that part instead of sports. I have gotten 4 year scholarship and haven’t paid a cent in university for my law studies either.

I have only raced with the best, so yeah, I’d enjoy racing with you.

I wouldn’t even move my leg up from the chair for anybody less…

The guy who I broke my leg racing with was a former footballer, in a great shape and actively working out. I won against him last time, even though haven’t run for a very long time and he wanted to revenge on me so he challenged me, I was still winning when I broke my leg.

Yeah, so I love winning and I never play for a 2nd place. I also never play with weak competition. Because what’s there to be joyful for even if I win?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Also, as a sprinter you probably know how important arm action is - I’ve never met anyone with arm action that could match mine, maybe you could even surprise me. Who knows.

My classmates used to say I was flying 😊 Good days.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 I tend to hold my arms straight out and make airplane noises. When I pass someone I just yell "commence strafing run!" and go "piu piu piu"

Same same, right?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nooo!!! Flying as - I was as light as a wind and as fast as one can get. Total control over my body and extremely fast. I can’t remember ever losing.


I’ve saved couple of lives because of my speed too…

I’ve earned my rights of being confident haha

[Miah04]

@LaFemmeFatale_1 yup arm action and lack of bounce. Gotta keep that flat movement in your glide. Sounds like a fun challenge😂

[BoopBoopBeep]

@miah04
wait wait wait... LACK of bounce? I'ma just put this back in the garage then...

www.amazon.com/.../B09BFZ8VJV

I was finna BRING IT!

[lightbulb27]

what kind of race?

I can take you on a dirt bike track, possibly in a bicycle race. I might beat you in a race for 200 pushups.

Any running, you win. I was fast, raced a future olympian at a young age and she won by a few feet. She had strong glutes and was built to run. I cannot overcome the genetic, training, injury and age gaps in that domain.

[7Phoenix7]

Miah I'm fast af lol so I don't know cause I have a feeling you are too 😅

[mandyfire98]

Now this is a duo I'd have a hard time betting against either of you.

[Miah04]

Lol. Yeah. I had 2 scholarship offers 1 for track and 1 for basketball.
I chose basketball because i loved it more

[7Phoenix7]

You would prob win lol were you a sprinter too

[Miah04]

❤️❤️

[mandyfire98]

You would.

[Miah04]

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[QuickToAsk]

Yikes, I think you would win, but it would be fun to try to beat you. I'm so competitive that I'd try 3 times just to see if I could beat you or, at the very least, do a little better than the previous time. It'd be interesting to see what I got.💪

[JacobJordan]

Depends. If we do a sprint I win hands down sorry but I have long legs and my stop to full speed is 1 step. Long distance you I don't do long distance. I can run a decent distance but I don't have a speed for long distance I just tend to lope or jog.

[kellytheman]

Well unless your some kind of track star or athlete I probably could take you. Even though I am a white guy I played multiple sports in high school and college and still pretty active. I run 5 miles a day and I clocked of running a mile in 4 mins and 37 seconds

[JayBones]

God damn it. I don't because I'm old. I blew out my knee a month ago jumping over an 8 ft fence like a retard when I heard my missing cat cry 3 fenced in yards away after being missing for almost 2 weeks. I'm just now barely walking normal. When I was young Ida blew everyone of the block in a race.

[RebelinSteel]

Depends on your average marathon time I guess, is it under 3:30:00?

[Miah04]

Hell naw. I'm a sprinter. I don't do that long distance mess.

[RebelinSteel]

I can sprint but I’m more of a stamina type of sports, where you run constant for 45 mins etc or 5km, 10km etc. being able to go for 30 mins is more important than that of taking 10 seconds.

[Miah04]

Naw. I can go long distance if need but i prefer not to.

[RebelinSteel]

That’s good, I do some of my best thinking on a long run and it’s clears my head as well

[serenalovesramen]

u will win cuz i have like infinite stamina but im slowwwwwww

[Miah04]

😂aww

[Wiredone]

If it's a clean race you will beat me. If I play dirty I'll beat you

[Miah04]

No cheating swampy

[Wiredone]

Gotta even out the competition somehow

[Miah04]

😤😤

[Wiredone]

😂😂😂😂

[slatyb]

On foot? Probably you. In identical cars on a road course? Me. Down a ski hill? Probably me. To finish a crossword puzzle? Me.

[ab2shifty]

Maybe at the start I’ll be in the lead, but my stamina is terrible so imma prob lose 🤣

[Miah04]

Naw. I'm taking ya from start to finish

[ab2shifty]

Maybe finish, but at the start? I’m a pretty fast starter 🤣

[Miah04]

Same. I ran track hs, and played basketball in college. I'm ridiculously fast

[WhiteSteve]

Pull up and get walked then🙄🥱

[Miah04]

I'm wooping you 😂

[WhiteSteve]

You right😅😅😝😝

[Miah04]

Dang. You didn't put up any fight

[WhiteSteve]

Yeah, I can’t lie on this one😂😂😂

[Miah04]

😂😂😂

[CuriousMufuxka]

Me. By disqualification. I totally didn't trip you, it was an old knee injury I had to kick out! Not my fault you just happened to be right next to me..

[Jennz6]

I’m sure you will win, I know that you are in better shape than me

[Jennz6]

@miah04 I saw pictures of you

[nawtee_me]

@jennz6 I like your shape…. ;)

[Jennz6]

@nawtee_me I’m not as fit as Miah

[OfDeath]

I’m close to a 40 year old man. I’m not winning any races.

[dustybiker2]

I'll race you backwards.

[Miah04]

I gotta run backwards?

[dustybiker2]

Yup.

[Miah04]

Aww man😭

[Sonorous]

me I'm more aerodynamic

[Miah04]

You wish 😂

[Sonorous]

Dw I'll let you slipstream me so you don't lose as hard 👌

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Fuentes]

Probably me lol I'm still fast

[Miah04]

😂😂i didn't mention we doing the race derp and dusty invited us to do

[Fuentes]

Oh no, he'll no then im not doing that race hahahaa

[Miah04]

I win!!😂

[renodnol32]

Depends. How long are we racing?

[Miah04]

A 40

[renodnol32]

Whats that? Had something like 400 metres in mind.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Me I'd dust you short ass!!!
(Real Talk)

[Miah04]

Here you go 😂

[Kingofkings1992]

That I’ll give to you

[Miah04]

Yay!

[DJB72]

You. 🦿

Unless I can use my wheelchair...

[Jmmmfi4]

I DO FOR SURE

[Miah04]

😂😂

[noohair]

Not me. I stand and deliver.

[Charliefretz329]

Me, Im a winner

[Miah04]

😡😡😡

[Charliefretz329]

😛 hahahahaha

[talka20]

me i guess

[princeofromance]

I do not know, for I have not raced you.