If You Owned A 3D Printer & You Could Print ANYTHING Right NOW What Would You Print?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

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As for MHO’s I’m going to let AI BOT award them because if I pick them I can only pick two people & if AI BOT picks them four people receive MHO’s.

[NamerOfStars]

I remember how I felt when I first heard that someone had, using the game's redstone circuitry system, built a functioning 8-bit computer in Minecraft. I wondered to myself a silly little thought- "How long will it be until someone builds, in Minecraft, a computer powerful enough to run Minecraft?". Silly, like I said; that would violate some kind of law of existential thermodynamics, no? No, as it turns out. Also: eleven days. I was damn PROUD of the nerd community when I read that.

So I think I'd 3D print 3D printers. If we're going to challenge standing perceptions of cause and effect, let's go whole hog.

[sensible27]

(are you saying there's a redstone computer that can run Minecraft?)

[NamerOfStars]

@sensible27 Yes. In Minecraft. At least, there was several years ago; I don't know if updates have rendered it unworkable.

[sensible27]

As far as I'm aware the most powerful minecraft computer is this https://youtu.be/FDiapbD0Xfg

[NathanDavis]

I would print another 3D printer, then have those two 3D printers print another two 3D printers and then have those four 3D printers print four more 3D printers... and so on... lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about the gift that keeps on giving & printer after printer you could open up a store.

[NathanDavis]

a 3D printed... 3D printer store

[DarkCarousel]

A machine that would scrape off the popcorn ceilings in the rest of my house and clean it all up after. The labor is taking a lot longer than I anticipated.
Maybe something crafty that I could paint and sell? I don’t know. I need a side hustle.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Growing up it’s like all houses had popcorn & in my room I put glow in the dark stars up & they were hidden in with the popcorn & at night time the stars came out.

[DarkCarousel]

I remember friends that had glow in the dark stars as well!

[DanaeAdam5]

I want to say something cool but to be honest, I'd probably print something like an apple to test whether I can eat it or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you are going to print an apple you can eat print a blue apple & eat it in public & you will get all kinds of looks.

[DanaeAdam5]

You evil genius-

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It takes a genius to know a genius.

[MCheetah]

A life-sized mannequin/replica of Ivanka Trump. Clothing optional.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love the clothing optional part, hahaha.

[exitseven]

I would print plastic siding panels for my house. They would look like regular shingles with wood grain.

3D rendering of shingles

[Massageman]

I'm not so sure that burgers made of organic paste are going to flood my home anytime soon. I would just be happy with hi-def 3-D printing of all the objects, buildings, people, mountains, vehicles, for my model railroad.
And a nice new organ - nothing fancy, 3 manuals, 30 ranks will do.

[Likes2drive]

Surprise no one said life-size female doll or some other sex toys or even gold coins. Definitely would be nice to have the food replicator like on Star Trek. I think I would want to 3-D print a nice fast car or a good motorcycle

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If a Star Trek food replicator was that easy I think everyone would be fat from all the delicious foods & I could only imagine what those replicators cost.

[Likes2drive]

Wish they existed though, maybe we could set the program to not give out more food if you had too much

[IMuser]

**prepares to sell customised sex toys to customers**

**Also prepares to sell swords and foldable furniture**

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sex toys, swords & foldable furniture, fire up the printers & you’ll be a millionaire.

[IMuser]

Step 1: get money for 3D printer

[Flower7]

Two new tires for my car. I need some and car maintenance can be expensive.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Tires are expensive & as for me I have an SUV & tires aren’t cheap. As for maintenance save the receipts for tires, air filters, oil changes & maintenance & claim it on your taxes.

[Flower7]

Yes, those too. But by “maintenance”, I actually meant getting the tires put on!

[Flower7]

Good tip though, since I haven’t done my taxes yet for this year.

[Emerald55346]

A mini me :) that will always be a fun thing to look back at

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A printer probably couldn’t replicate someone so perfect.

[DizzyDesii]

Its probably illegal to say lmao. But its lean and green and goes ca-ching

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Presidential paper is alway the best.

[KevVickinz]

a toilet. So I can put a fake one down in a girls restroom and climb under it to do some pervy shit

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You perv! Hahaha. If you are under there you’ll get a shit show.

[KevVickinz]

a shit show lol you ain't lying

[TheSpaceGnome]

Anything? anything at all? so a replicator?
rare earth metals
toys
food
electronics

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You can print computer chips for cars & you will make millions.

[Snakeyes7]

A gun. Probably because it's far cheaper than buying a real one and it's easier to hide from the feds should they come looking for guns.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Don’t forget to print bullets as well.

[Snakeyes7]

Absolutely

[Shiningtempest]

@Static_In_The_Attic If I owned a 3D printer & I could print anything, I would print a Converse sneaker.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Converse sneakers were always my dad’s favorite.

[AviatorTom]

I'd print a new shelf for the refrigerator shelf that we broke the other day... it's going to take 6 months to get a replacement.

[jshm2]

Nothing much.

I have a half decent 3D printer, but rarely use it these days.

[TheMajesticKing777]

I was actually thinking of getting a 3D printer a few years ago, you don't wanna know the reason tho

[oliversamuel]

Captain America's shield (it's pure vibranium, not plastic, so I don't know if that would work), an Iron Man Suit, or Thor's hammer :)

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I already own one. I 3D printed some wall hangers, phone holders, pen holders and figurines. I would try making board games with it next.

[007kingifrit]

i have a bunch of my favorite tanks that have no handheld sizes of. I'd like an E100, a maus, a T 28, a T29, and an M56 scorpion.

[Valso]

$2,000 for starters - enough to clear some debts. :)

[Varanus]

Anything?

The Starship Enterprise E

[Static_In_The_Attic]

🖖 One Starship Enterprise E coming right up & I think I’ll print Voyager on mine I really love that ship. 🖖

[Wade12345]

You get bonus points if you can name The Enterprise E's original Call Sign. It was not designed to be The Enterprise D's replacement. In fact, it was designed as a different class of vessel than the Enterprise D.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Wade12345 Was it NCC-1701?

[Wade12345]

No, it was the Starship Monitor.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Wade12345 You learn something new every day as they say.

[Charliefretz329]

A hot girl who was addicted to my cock who I could shrink down and hide in my pocket… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[CuriousMufuxka]

Nothing comes to mind of actual use or just being cheaper to buy.

[OddBeMe]

A sign: “Dont ring the doorbell when dropping off food. Jesus Christ.”

[idkwhatsreal]

An NFT lol the first one ever

[Static_In_The_Attic]

NFT’s are going like toilet paper at the start of the pandemic.

[Ninania]

What's the material cost on that thing?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Take a guess?

[jimmy2]

A used car damn things selling for $42,000 . i make a killing

[jasco]

I print me a soda machine

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hopefully a working soda machine.

[Jamie05rhs]

I would print some bootleg LEGOs. lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would print brick sized LEGO’s & build a house.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Static_In_The_Attic OMG 🤯

[notwoke]

a thin 18 yr old Asian female nymphomaniac

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would go with the thin Asian Pussy Soda you came up with on my other post.

[notwoke]

quite well

[msc545]

I would print - another 3D printer!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would print a shit load of them if I could & think of all the stuff you could print after that.

[msc545]

exactly!!!

[neeeeeeeko]

A house

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/5IxVPpkkWXI Believe it or not they actually do have house printers & if you are going to print something printing a house would be cool.

[Massageman]

The tech for printing basic houses has been in use and improving for three years, that I know of.

[Cherry234]

A car and gas.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about an electric car instead?

[Cherry234]

Oh yeah that would be better.

[DonkeyDan]

A gun.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Design you own or use a template of a gun that already exists?

[DonkeyDan]

Use a template, I wouldn't know where to start with designing my own.

[Sevenpointfive]

my sister just got one. they printed an apple

[Koalamate]

Girls are just quietly printing dildos.

[mb120101]

Guns for ukraine 🙏

[mb120101]

Also a girlfriend

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There are a lot of things that make me sick & what is going on in Ukraine is one of them. One of my coworkers is from Ukraine & although she is a citizen here her family is still over there. She recently showed me a video that one of her friends sent her & all you could see is bodies. As for me I didn’t really look at the uniforms I look at what was once a human life.

[HaveNoName]

Handyman tools as and when needed.

[Nagatoro]

Money, a house, figures, lots of things, really

[llorando]

A genie that grants me 3 wishes.

[idkwhatsreal]

Why not a 4 wish genie or 5 or infinity ♾

[llorando]

@idkwhatsreal Cause A, genies always grant 3 wishes, and B, I'll just print another genie.

[idkwhatsreal]

Or make better genies. seems more efficient and cost friendly you are the creator. that genies abilities are completely up to you. And you are going to limit it. The only limit to put on your genie it, it shouldn’t be able to rise to power over you. and not let you become a tyrannical overlord. Then you party till you die. Great life

[Hellraiser1984]

A money making machine.

[legalboxers]

A House.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

YouTube is loaded with videos on building/printing 3D houses & you should check them out they are awesome to watch. Good choice on printing a house.

[Henry_-_Blakes]

Putin sucking dick face

[Anonymous]

I do and nothing because I’m an adult

[Desconhecida]

Chris Hemsworth ❤

[MissEm96]

Money of course!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely & for starter print up enough money to may off the printer.

[MasonAlucardthethird]

A paper shredder