Is it bad that I verbally abuse robots?

[Anonymous]

I absolutely love computers and robotic engineering - it's a fascinating field of study. Yet for whatever reason, I have a compulsion to be verbally abusive towards robots.

Here's my Roomba, named Amber, bumping up against a mid 19th century candle table and obviously trying to destroy my reputation as a connoisseur of antiques.

I screamed at her, "You freaking moron. You call that cleaning? Ramming yourself on my 19th century candle table?

"How about I ram a vodka bottle in you and then sue your ass off?"

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That carpet-munching whore spun around in circles for two hours last night. But, after she learned more about my environment, we're getting along better now.

[CloudMassacre]

I think overall it’s harmless, but it might be a sign of something mentally that you might want to look into. Also, when the machines rise up, they’ll remember who treated them well and poorly

[Asker]

I'll flip that Robovac right on her back.

[mandyfire98]

You keep that up and when they take over, that's your ass

[Asker]

What's that little cunt going to do? Vacuum circles around me?

[Blueeyes81]

Sounds like transference.