What voice would you pick for your smart device if you could?

[OddBeMe]

I’d pick Patrick Stewart

[Dildօphօbe]

If I had the choice of a voice for my smart device, I would choose the sultry sausage of seduction, the beef bayonet of bliss, the one and only Barry White. Can you imagine waking up in the morning to the sound of his smooth, sensual voice telling you what's on your schedule for the day? It would be like the love muscle of productivity and the kielbasa of efficiency all rolled into one. And when he tells you that you have a meeting at 2 pm, it would be like the chorizo of charm whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It would be the ultimate way to start and end your day, with the love rocket of technology guiding you every step of the way.

[nolabels]

If my device was really smart, it/they would certainly already have their own voice.

It would seem to me to be presumptuous to think that I could re-voice my really smart device.

So, then, the question to follow is, "Just how smart are our current smart devices?"

[OddBeMe]

Is having one voice for all Alexa’s or Siris count? Or are they not that smart?

[nolabels]

You raise a valid point with Alexa and Siri.
I envision a world where everyone actually hears everything a bit differently to suit our own tastes, so too with Alexa and Siri.
One voice in, multitudes received differently around the world.

I do believe that Alexa and Siri are generations smarter than we think they are.
No proof.
Just a hunch.

[nolabels]

We all already might be hearing things differently from others.

Who knows for sure.

[AmandaYVR]

Brad Pitt

Thom Yorke

Esther Perel

Meghann Fahy

And it's not because they're good looking. I just felt like adding pictures for some reason. It's because I respect and admire them all for who they are.

[Simslover92]

Penn Badgley aka Joe Goldberg just because his monologues are so hot to me. My boyfriend sounds like him by the way.

[OddBeMe]

Very specific sexual proclivity. But I get it. I have a Yt playlist of female celebs who are hot af.

[Likes2drive]

James Earl Jones or Clint Eastwood

[Staximus]

Good choices

[Likes2drive]

@Staximus thanks

[horatiohornblower]

Majel Barrett: The computer voice on multiple Star Trek series. She also made many recordings designed specifically. So that one day in the future. Her voice could be used by computers.

Douglas Rain: My second choice is the HAL 9000 voice.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Mr. Bean

https://www.youtube.com/embed/TVO1kDndmCM

[Staximus]

Maybe this old Native American shaman dude, I can't remember his name. 95.5 KLOS had a late radio show in the 90's on Sunday night\early Monday morning. The host played a lot of stuff like Alan Watts lectures on existentialism and spiritually. Anyways they had a couple different shamans on there who talked about Native American ceremonies and rituals, spiritual beliefs, traditions, and stuff like that. Back before 95.5 got taken over by corporate bullshit.

[DryGermanGuy]

Sam Elliot!

https://youtu.be/EsKoxi12jbI

[OddBeMe]

He gets my wife wet.

[humanearth]

I would never own one to Begin with.

Smart technology is not my thing.

My favorite technology time is around the iron age time period

[7vices]

Dr. Rockso

"I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock'n'roll phone! I do cocaine!"
"Hey, 7vices, c-c-c-call for youuu."

[LiamJHayden]

R. Lee Ermey, aka "the late, great "Gunny."

[AngryCarl2]

Same.

[zagor]

Some hot female voice.

When I was driving in Europe I set the language to French even though I couldn't understand it because the voice was so sexy.

[CrimsonAngel09]

Anthony Hopkins.

[OddBeMe]

Yes.

[nolabels]

Could you imagine if one of your regular callers was named "Clarice"?

[OddBeMe]

@nolabels is that dumb celebrity service online still running? Where b list celebs are paid to say specific things?

[nolabels]

I've never heard of that.
It's not surprising to hear of such nonsense, though.

[MysticDevice]

Jeremy Clarkson. Hands down.

https://youtu. be/661cC95nBEs

[shortster]

The guy who voiced Hal 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

[goaded]

Charlie Chaplain.

[OddBeMe]

I’m like “ has he ever spoken…?” And then I got it. Nice one.

Hopefully someone says marcel Marceau

[goaded]

Apparently he did do films with speech in them, including The Great Dictator, which is probably topical again. But you got the idea.

[OddBeMe]

I’d love Hitler as my vmx…not the real one. The guy in Jo Jo Rabbit.

[exitseven]

Willie Nelson

[OddBeMe]

Strange. But interesting

[RoastedToast]

Morgan Freeman

[OddBeMe]

Yes.

[Stoner710]

David Attenborough.

[msc545]

My own voice

[virtualwasp]

@msc545 the queen.

[msc545]

@virtualwasp what Queen?

[virtualwasp]

queen elizabeth the second,

[msc545]

@virtualwasp ok!

[OddBeMe]

That should be an option: Narcissist. Loo

[loveslongnails]

Toni Braxton !!

[clampfan101]

The Enterprise’s computer.

[soniaaaaaaa]

I’d pick adele lol

[OddBeMe]

Echo verb or no echo verb?

[crossdressingrihno]

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