What would you do with a cloning machine?

[Anonymous]

I'm genuinely curious what y'all would do with a cloning machine 😂

Id make a army of me, a Chris army 😁

[Genie23]

Find a minion and clone it. I want to have a house full of minions not only taking care of chores but also building a secret lab where they'll be testing stuff so the day I want to be supervillain, I'd have some cool stuff that I can utilise while I'm on a mission to cause terror. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

You'll probably have to use it on something else or someone else until you get that lab running, then you can make a minion in the lab 😂

[Genie23]

🤣🤣🤣

Wow, I can't believe I typed all that last night, lol. I must have been really grumpy 🤣

Aye, in that case, I'd clone anything but myself. I can't bear so many Chaitali-s. Hell nawwww!!

[Genie23]

Oooh!! I'd kidnap a panda and clone them. Just imagine having pandas rolling around my house 🤣

[Asker]

The world can only handle one of you right now 😂

Although the panda idea sounds interesting, tripping over pandas and stuff sounds cool lol

[Genie23]

I can't blame the world even I can't handle myself 🤣

I know, right? Lol

[Asker]

Messiest panda ever

And if you can't handle yourself then the world is cooked 😂

[Genie23]

This is why I love pandas. They're walking chaos. Their clumsiness makes me feel better about my own clumsiness. 😁

Damn right! Lol

[Asker]

That sucks for the pandas, you'd have them around to bully them for their clumsiness like "HA YOU CLUMBSY PANDA, I wouldn't HAVE TRIPPED ON THAT" 💀

[Genie23]

LMAO! Chris, I'm mean but I'm NOT THAT evil 🤣🤣🤣 I just wanted pandas because they're cute and cuddly and throws tantrums like toddlers, lol

[Asker]

How do I know how mean you are, you can not know your own limits lol

And really tho, you don't seem mean 🤔

[Genie23]

🤣🤣🤣 You made a good point, lol

Awe man! Guess I need to work hard to toughen up my image 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

Nah just stay the way you are, I think whatever mean-ness you have now is enough 😂

[Genie23]

🤣🤣

[MemeSupreme]

i would clone 10 versions of myself and hold them at gunpoint

making them all try to eat the same piece of brick. if they hesitate even once i'll shoot them bc i can always make another...

[Asker]

You are so gonna get yourself killed, you'd get over throned by an army of yourself 😂

[Asker]

And then who's going to collect and gather up all the momos 😂

[MemeSupreme]

i won't allow a coup

i'm too powerful and the other clones will ofc

[Asker]

And what you gonna do to stop it 😂

[MemeSupreme]

shoot them

duh

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'd probably clone money, spread it for fun like it's la casa de papel, then get arrested and show to cops, to court, to whatever authority that my money is genuine.

What would happen then?

[Asker]

Money doesn't have DNA, that's what printers are for 💀

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

You didn't specify that we were only allowed to clone DNA, cloning is cloning 😏

[Dongie]

I'd clone Donald Trump and have them go haunt every democrat in America. ✌️

[Asker]

Lmao that's actually an interesting idea 😂

[Dongie]

Wouldn't you enjoy watching those idiots go nuts?

[Anonymous]

An army of you? Bold move. I assume each clone would specialize in something important, like sneaker design, guru wisdom and posting philosophical shampoo theories. Sounds like the kind of global event the UN would urgently meet about.

Personally, I’d probably use the cloning machine to create a support group for the rest of us, who are trying to survive this scenario

[Asker]

No, no support group, if you think this world needs more casperina, it doesn't, the world can't handle that many casperinas, they would also be hard to catch because they will be floating around everywhere 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Trust me, the world needs more Casperinas just to balance out the existential threat of a full blown Chrisocalypse. We’d be floating around, sure… mostly to escape the glow in the dark neon sneaker propaganda flooding every channel.

[Asker]

Why do the casperinas see all the chrises like a issue tho, now there's a casperina clone for every Chris clone, all the Chris clones will know how I feel with their own casperina 😂

[Simslover92]

Just clone one of me and have them go to work for me lol

[Asker]

Just one of the most advanced forms of technology in your grasp and you use it to keep going to work 😂

[Simslover92]

Lol 😂 what can I say. I'm a workaholic

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Did I inspire this question?

I would clone a million Pedro Pascals and trap you in a room with them.

[Asker]

Will the real one be there or are you keeping that one? And no you didn't inspire this one *pats jello head*

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I literally said I watched starwars episode 2 attack of the clones 💁🏻‍♀️

I'm keeping the real one 🤣 you can keep the Temu versions

[Asker]

Cool, I'll sell them to fanatics 20,000 for their own Pedro pascal 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

It's an opportunity 😁

[Anonymous]

I would make an army of billion of clones, then I would bring order, peace and harmony to planet Earth ;)

[Asker]

Lmao stealing my idea 😂

[Opinion Owner]

But I wouldn't clone me, I would clone some commando guys :D

[WellBye]

I would clone money.🤙

[Asker]

You can't, money doesn't have DNA, dude just print money 😂

[midnightmoon05]

Who will you fight? 😝

[Asker]

Anyone I want 😂

[Miah06]

Not a chris army😭

[Asker]

Yes 😈