What has more viruses?

[Mike_Hum]

A windows pc or Bill Gates?

[CrystalPeak]

Definitely the Windows machine!
I threw my Windows box in the garbage after it told me I committed a fatal error. I’m still paranoid about that.


Have you read the classic exchange between Bill Gates and Lee Iacocca? It was a feud and they were slamming each other‘s technologies.


Gates: If automotive technology had kept up with computer technology, cars would cost $25 and get 1000 miles per gallon.


Lee: If automotive technology would’ve kept up with computer technology, your car would crash twice per day for no apparent reason. Before your airbag would deploy it would display the message “are you sure?” 🤣

[smashleyy]

That’s a tough question🧐but I think the right answer is your mom

[Mike_Hum]

I told her not to drink after you.

[smashleyy]

….💔

[Cidknee]

Why shucks, everyone knows Bill has more viruses than Carter has oats...

... or peanuts!

[jshm2]

Tim Cook, at this rate.

[FunkyMonkee]

China and Lord Fauci.

[Anonymous]

Donald Trump.

[Mike_Hum]

You tried and failed.

[billyboy197747]

I would say Bill Gates.