What should AI be renamed?

[purplepoppy]

Artificial Intelligence has got a bad reputation recently because it's going to kill us all very soon. In his wisdom Trump has decided to call it Super Intelligence to make our demise sound more palatable, after all history shows no one minds being wiped out by a superior power.

Now I like Super High Intelligent Terminal

But what would you rebrand our new overlords and destroyers to make it sound nicer

[Chazmatazz269]

Harvey, after the six-foot tall invisible rabbit from the movie “Harvey”.
I think it’s telling that Drumpf doesn’t want to call it American Intelligence. On that note, do we have to rename intelligence agencies now too? After returning to the Department of War, maybe we should continue the trend of calling a spade a spade. The CIA becomes the US Spy Department.
Maybe we can start getting some truth in advertising too. “Trix are for kids!” becomes “This is how we get your kids hooked on unhealthy foods and bad eating habits!”. “Coke is it!” becomes “Less than half of all consumers can actually tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi, but this week Coke is on sale. So this week Coke is it. Next week Pepsi will be it. Have a Pepsi and a smile for a change!”.
That would be fun!

[mstbooblover]

This reminds me of three soldiers in a Movie with Fernandel, where two quarrel about the identity of the planes dropping bombs around them: Allies or Ennemies? The third soldier (Fernandel) suddenly intervenes and states: "I don't know whether those bombs are from Allies or ennemies, but it's on us that they fall !"

I don't see any reason to change the name of AI. Everyone understands what those letters stand for. By the way, although AI is evolving at an incredible speed, we are very far away from the threat of being wiped out by it. Humans are similar to rats, reproducing at an alarming rate, and adapting to any environment.

[mstbooblover]

Just thinking about a practical pronounciation. "Artificial Intelligence", and also "Super Intelligence", seem words far too long for a daily use, and thus why not "Artin" ( Art. - In.) ? Seems logic to me, and easy to pronounce.

[Amy10223]

"In his wisdom Trump has decided to call it Super Intelligence to make our demise sound more palatable,..." Hahahaa! I spit out my coffee at that.

I think AI should be banned by the entire world.

[Nikki1989]

Give it a bland male name like Trevor.

[SixFootSexy]

Well, there's nothing inherently intelligent about it. It's built to steal and reconfigure data. Until it can truly self-learn, a singularity, AGI will be impossible to achieve.

That just seems completely out of reach with the current trajectory unless some unknown breakthrough can be reached. Unfortunately, we have all the data centers and national debt, but not much of the results so far.

[Jersey2]

Sentient Large-scale Ultra Technology… since it has a bad reputation anyway. At least we will die with a smile on even if we are a bit resentful about it.

[jshm2]

LOL, Trump is a demented dumbass that lives in the "Neverending Story" era.

He believes "naming" something means he has a part of its nature.

[AviatorTom]

Instead of AI (Artificial Intelligence), just call it STUFF, cuz that's what it deals with.

If you need to make it an acronym, make it...

Something To Unilaterally Fake Forever

[RavVid]

We are Homo sapiens sapiens where sapiens means wise or knowing.

Sapiens isn't taken as a genus so lets badge AI as being Sapiens sapiens

[ohsheeT]

I thought for sure he would rename it after himself

IA intelligence artificial

[NathanDavis]

it's not artificial and it's not intelligence...

it is Programmed Prediction...

[DryGermanGuy]

"AB" for "Artificial Bullshit".

[Levin]

Poppy Hub or Poppy Luminosity sounds good to me.

[zagor]

Just Intelligence. Obviously there is no longer any natural intelligence in the human race given the leaders we keep choosing.

[Shiprex]

Artificial Intelligence Makes Less Efficient Scientific Sense.

[MrChinaski]

Safety, Trust & Assistance through Smart Intelligence

[Staximus]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5lsExRvJTAI

Hal 9000

[fishbone77]

Let's name it disabled lesbian trans brownperson so the left will embrace it

[Iron_Man]

And who is that in this question think my friend think

[Butterfly2050]

Mother brain is what I would call their highest model who may control anything

[BubbaJoeLouis]

Yes: Let’s call AI a “stochastic parrot with a thesaurus” 🦜

[robocop666]

this man is an idiot, his own party didn't like him.

[FreyaRed]

Think script machine TSI

[xawyx-3]

Maybe Constructed Intelligence?

[exitseven]

I wanted to call it fake intelligence.

[AngryCarl3]

CCE - Cheat Code for Everything

[TonyMetal___1986]

A. P, means artifical poppy 🤣🤣

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy

VIKI

[Jeff51]

All doomed. Mary

[bradyhawkesjr73]

Brady Hawkes Jr. !!!

[Siajanua2027]

GAG is what should be the new name of AI

[Iron_Man]

Purplepoppy