What do you do?

[JuliaStyles]

You are out camping and relaxing in your tent when you have a visitor. What do you do?

Oh Oh!

[AlexanderAnttila]

I don't panic first and foremost. It could just pass me by. If not then I'll be sure to have a knife with me, carve an opening in the back of the tent quick as heck and get out as to be better positioned to deal with the bear.

[JuliaStyles]

Just remember, bears can run faster than a human.

[AlexanderAnttila]

And climbing a tree only traps you, yeah I know. Which is why I'd take my chances fighting it instead, using speed, accurate hits and a very good knife/machete.

[Huldusonur]

Get ready for a fight. I can take on a pathetic little bear, no problem.

[JuliaStyles]

Sadly this one isn't little.

[Huldusonur]

I know, that was a joke. But hey, I'd rather get a few good punches in before I get ripped to pieces

[JuliaStyles]

Try and gouge his eyes even if you wind up drawing back a stump.

[Huldusonur]

Worth a shot. Or I might just shove my arm down his throat and make him choke on it, and survive that way

[Ms_Vanderquack]

https://youtu.be/ZMSMk1BeslA

[JuliaStyles]

I don't know if it would distract it but it will certainly know you are there, even though that may not be a good thing.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Distracting it was never the goal. If it's head is in my tent is already knows I'm there.

[JosyJosy]

Hope we have at least a weapon ready else we're pretty much done for

[JuliaStyles]

True, a frying pan won't do it for you.

[JosyJosy]

haha putting it between his teeth til he's tired

[Ukrainianbuddafly]

It depends on what kind of bear it is. They react differently.

[JuliaStyles]

Grizzly.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Before or after I shit my pants?

[JuliaStyles]

Maybe it will give you a time out to change?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It is ok if I take a shower as well?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Maybe I’ll have a sandwich to.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Where the fuck is Ranger Joe when you need him? It looks like Yogi Bear is all grown up.

[Kontrvnote]

Play dead so it can whisper to my ear "Pathetic! I'm happy you survived so long."

[Lillie_xo]

I say hi and invite him in for tea ( ^^)_旦~~

[JuliaStyles]

Is that before or after his dinner?

[Lillie_xo]

lets not pretend i could after his dinner.

[TommyMountainFigure]

I do my very best Yogi impression of course!

[JuliaStyles]

You can always throw him Boo Boo to satisfy his appetite.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Noooo. Yogi would never do that.

[ohshee]

Ask them very quietly and politely please pass me the toilet paper I think I just shit myself.

[Jakekk7634]

shoot it i carry a shot gun in a backpack for this reason

[JuliaStyles]

I would hope it would be a big one.

[nolabels]

@jakekk7634
That'll piss it off right good.

[JuliaStyles]

@nolabels Plus bears may not give you a lot of notice before they charge you. You may not have time to get it out.

[NightOwl8801]

Well since I always have my pistol I will do a full 15 round mag dump of.40 caliber hollow point into it

[JuliaStyles]

You need penetration as bears skulls are thick. I don't think a hollow point would work.

[NightOwl8801]

I'm a trained marksman with pistol and rifle

[Anonymous]

Anything and everything to stay alive. In this situation, if I had food nearby I’d give it to them. Probably a bad idea, but if I had something that would take some time to eat, I’d give it to the bear and slowly walk away.

[MCheetah]

That's what shotguns are for.

[JuliaStyles]

Wow, some people would rather die judging by your down votes.

[MCheetah]

They're bots.

[DaveToo]

Growl back if I'm trapped in a tent.

[nolabels]

Bear spray time!

[Joker_]

I do nothing

[JuliaStyles]

Well you can at least kiss your ass goodbye.

[Joker_]

I will do that

[Anonymous]

kick it in the nards

[JuliaStyles]

I don't even know where a bear's nards are. Besides, it is the females with cubs that you have to worry most about so no nard kicking there.

[Opinion Owner]

good point. Slap it in the tiddies?

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

Full speed ahead.