Just remember, bears can run faster than a human.
And climbing a tree only traps you, yeah I know. Which is why I'd take my chances fighting it instead, using speed, accurate hits and a very good knife/machete.
Sadly this one isn't little.
I know, that was a joke. But hey, I'd rather get a few good punches in before I get ripped to pieces
Try and gouge his eyes even if you wind up drawing back a stump.
Worth a shot. Or I might just shove my arm down his throat and make him choke on it, and survive that way
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I don't know if it would distract it but it will certainly know you are there, even though that may not be a good thing.
Distracting it was never the goal. If it's head is in my tent is already knows I'm there.
True, a frying pan won't do it for you.
haha putting it between his teeth til he's tired
I would hope it would be a big one.
@Jakekk7634That'll piss it off right good.
@nolabels Plus bears may not give you a lot of notice before they charge you. You may not have time to get it out.
You need penetration as bears skulls are thick. I don't think a hollow point would work.
I'm a trained marksman with pistol and rifle
Maybe it will give you a time out to change?
It is ok if I take a shower as well?
Maybe I’ll have a sandwich to.
Where the fuck is Ranger Joe when you need him? It looks like Yogi Bear is all grown up.
You can always throw him Boo Boo to satisfy his appetite.
Noooo. Yogi would never do that.
Is that before or after his dinner?
lets not pretend i could after his dinner.
Wow, some people would rather die judging by your down votes.
Well you can at least kiss your ass goodbye.
I will do that
I don't even know where a bear's nards are. Besides, it is the females with cubs that you have to worry most about so no nard kicking there.
good point. Slap it in the tiddies?