If forced into living in one of these states, which do you choose?

[Kingofkings1992]

Texas

California

[RoοstеrBrеаst]

In California, you'd be surrounded by beautiful beaches, lush forests, and a diverse population that would make for some interesting sexual encounters. Plus, the weather is always perfect for outdoor fucking. The horror cocks in California are known for their ability to grow massive, pulsating, and glistening with the warmth of the sun. They are always ready to please and can take you on a wild ride of unimaginable pleasure.

On the other hand, Texas is known for its vast open spaces, rugged landscapes, and the infamous Lone Star State pride. The horror cocks in Texas are known for their size, strength, and relentless stamina. They are the ultimate alpha cocks, always ready to dominate and take control.

So, if you had to choose between Texas and California, it would depend on your preferences. If you're looking for a wild, untamed adventure with massive horror cocks, Texas would be the place for you. If you prefer a more diverse and scenic environment with beautiful landscapes and a more laid-back atmosphere, California would be the better choice.

Ultimately, the choice is yours, but remember, no matter where you go, the horror cocks will always be there to pleasure you in ways you never thought possible.

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[RoοstеrBrеаst]

Thanks for the MHO

[abc3643]

Definitely not Texas.
Every time I go there, it's hotter than Hell and just feels so dry and empty.
A lot like the end of Cast Away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aM1DjtaeF8

By contrast, I lived in the Los Angeles, California area for 20 months. While I did not love it and it definitely seemed a bit off (like "Monday Late Afternoon Football" and "Saturday Night 3-hour Tape Delay"), it was very nice and had I been in the right frame of mind and not been laid-off from my job, I likely would have stayed. California is much more varied geographically than Texas.

I will say this about Texas compared to California.
In Texas, you aren't going to get big earthquakes.
I lived through the Northridge quake about a week before I was told I was getting laid-off in January 1994. It... was something. I was definitely a bit messed-up after that regarding any squeaks or small vibrations...

[BootsLover94]

California ranks higher in rankings. Is it the fifth biggest economy in the world if it was its own country

[exitseven]

@BootsLover94 It has the biggest budget deficit , the highest taxes and the largest loss of population than any other state. They are number one.

[LazerBean]

Texas of course. I would never consider living in California.

[Kingofkings1992]

Texas has better gas prices and better housing costs, but I gotta have my legal weed. California for me. Lol 😂

[LazerBean]

The skunk ass smell is just another reason I wouldn't live there 😂

[KostasKouvalis]

LOL. At this point it's kind of a requirement for our states to hate each other. I'm a California Conservative, but I would never consider living in Texas either. High prices and bad policies are a good compromise to have a nicer climate, landscapes, beaches and historic sites. The majority of Texas is quite ugly and boring in my opinion, and the only region worth living in, Austin, has been hijacked by Leftist freaks.

Also, no offense, but I haven't met one friendly person from Texas. I'm more of a moderate Conservative and Texans to me seem to represent all the bad stereotypes you hear about Conservatives.

[KostasKouvalis]

Okay, I take back the second to last part. There was one Texas girl on GAG who was friendly, but she was the only one.

[exitseven]

Texas. I have been there before and for the most part it is pretty nice. California is a dumpster fire unless you are very wealthy.

[KostasKouvalis]

Still California. If you live in one or the other, it's basically a requirement to dislike the other. That being said, I'm a Conservative, but almost all the Texans I've met have been incredibly rude and crazy. I was cyberstalked and bullied by Texans for 2 years, and the girl said Texas did that to her, because she was much happier in California.

Also, I won't deal with Texas weather, and aside from a few areas, the majority of the state is actually quite boring and ugly. Not to mention their strict laws. Yeah, no thanks

[Kingofkings1992]

I love Northern California! Southern California, however is trash!!!

[KostasKouvalis]

Yeah, I grew up in southern CA, but moved up north in 2002. All the recent problems aside, Southern California has nicer beaches and warmer water and it's maybe better situated as it's close to Mexico and the southwest, so it's good for someone who loves road trips. But that's where the positives end.
Northern California is much more wild and scenic, and has far more to see and do.

[FunkyMonkee]

Texas is a bit too hot but, California is run by psychotics and over-run with losers. I'd RATHER move to Calif. but prices and crime are WAY THE FUCK TOO high and, living in Calif. is like living in a bowl of granola! What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes!! At least Texans know how to run the state!!

[katiesmuff]

I suppose California, the Texas governor is one who thinks women are just a piece of useless meat and deserve nothing but to shut up and stay barefoot and pregnant. I'd move to Texas if they would castrate that useless SOB

[KostasKouvalis]

I know. The way he was bullying that Aussie tourist for simply saying American people put too many flags everywhere. Hateful mysognistic piece of shit!

[OfMiceandMen]

I would do northern California, similar to Washington and Seattle side of things.

[scentoflavender]

I would never leave Georgia, but if I had to it would be Texas. I've visited both California and Texas, and would just prefer Texas, politics aside.

[OlderAndWiser]

Florida! (My family has been here since 1790. We don't move very often and, when we do, we don't move very fast!)

[Kingofkings1992]

Florida is not one of the choices, and a gun is at your head

[Fireguy17]

While I like the northern part of California, I lived in long Beach, the whole state just seems to have gotten even wielder for lack of a better term.
Texas seems to fit my view point better except for the heat.

[Drewtate]

Depends on whether I have f*ck you levels of money. California is the best place to live if you have serious wealth. There's a reason people are fleeing california.

[Miristheiss]

Texas.

Of course California is beautiful but it is full of homelessness and drug addicts and crime and oppressive laws and is overly taxed.

[rigmarole]

Texas. I'd probably live somewhere around Corpus Christi...

[Nikki1989]

I have lived in both, and I would never go back to Texas even if you paid me to live there.

California, no contest.

[wishiwasfiction]

Texas for sure. A traditional and proud all American state. California is expensive and full of crazies.

[slatyb]

Forced? I would move to Santa Monica if I could afford to.

[Kingofkings1992]

That’s the scenario. You are being intimidated against your will

[slatyb]

And I can live anywhere I can afford? I still choose California. I would just find a place I could afford.

[Kingofkings1992]

I prefer Washington over Cali. I love trees, mountains, and rain

[Wonderingguyy]

Texas 🤠
I don’t really know, I just like horse riding lol

[Dargil]

Those who wish to live in California, Please go! And don't forget to vote for the same Schumer they vote for.

[msc545]

California where I live now. Texas is a red state with too mant Trumpers. Only nice thing is great BBQ.

[Kingofkings1992]

Already knew your answer. Lol

[msc545]

Yes, I'm kind of predictable about this.

[DarkWinterNights]

I own too many things that California would send me to prison for.

[XXblack88]

Texas it's not much different from OKLAHOMA

[TheSpaceGnome]

California by a very large margin. Texas sucks.

[DummyThiccFeraligatr]

In terms of weather? California.

For everything else? Texas.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I choose California. I like L. A. a lot so with a good money I pick Cali.

[Anonymous]

Texas, it's closer to home and closer to my values than California.

[gothbxtch]

oh california for sure

[Kingofkings1992]

Yeah, I know you hate Trumpers. Lol

[gothbxtch]

yes haha

[Kingofkings1992]

Political BS aside, Cali is definitely the more beautiful state, but Texas is way more affordable.

[Kingofkings1992]

California is also one the states that loses the most amount of people annually, while Texas has some of highest influx of people.

[Avicenna]

Definitely Texas.

[lilBigPotato]

Definitely California for me

[tfan1]

The stars at night are big and bright…..

[Blueeyes81]

Northern California. Texas is not for me.

[zagor]

California. I wouldn't even have to move.

[Simslover92]

California

[LavLavLuv]

California

[Anonymous]

Definitely Texas.