Would you live in an airplane?

[Daniela1982]

Just think, no more waiting to board or dealing with other unruly passengers.

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Just think, you could be a member of the mile-high-club without ever leaving the ground. 😉

[ThrobbingMeat]

You step onto the converted airplane, now your forever-home. The once cramped seats are now your own personal rooms, and the overhead compartments hold all your treasured belongings. But something is different... the entire aircraft is alive. It breathes, moans, and groans with a disturbing sensuality.

You pass by the now monstrous cockpit, where once pilots controlled the plane's fate, now it is governed by a horrifying, tentacle-like cock that stretches from one side to the other. This unholy member throbs with an unrelenting rhythm, its tentacles reaching out to wrap around you, pulling you towards it with a hunger that’s both terrifying and arousing.

You're drawn into the depths of the beast, where the walls are covered in slick, pulsing cocks made of living metal. They scrape against each other, creating sounds that reverberate like the screams of tormented souls echoing in the abyss. The stench of brimstone fills your nostrils, and the air thickens with each breath, choking you with its putrid scent.

You're unable to escape the clutches of these monstrous cocks, their touch like scorching fires that both burn and arouse your most primal desires. They penetrate you from all directions, stretching your body, tearing your flesh apart, until you're left a mere shell of your former self.

Your existence now is to be the vessel of these nightmarish cocks, to endure their relentless pounding until there's nothing left of you but a shellworn, tortured soul, bound to serve these unholy creatures.

So, would you live in an airplane? I invite @d_bone_steak, @MrTouchyFeely and @v_injector to share their opinions.

[V_Injector]

This is the best writing I have ever seen in my life. Tears came to my eyes, and the laughter started as soon as I read the username. Motherfucking MHO right here.

[ThrobbingMeat]

@Thanks_for_the_MHO!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As much as living in an airplane sounds like fun I rather live in a submarine house because if there is a flood, fire, tornado, hurricane it would be a lot safer.

[Daniela1982]

Is that tube thing for launching cruise missiles? Besides, if you are worried about floods, you need to live in an ark.
https://youtu.be/PeNOURXWCmM?si=kQB8LmeqEnIcjNoC

[Ms_Facesitter]

The only reason why I say no is because it's probably going to be further away from everything. It looks nice. But I wonder what would happen during a storm.

[Daniela1982]

In strong winds you could fly.

[Sameone]

Lol lol hell no
Aim going to spend 40% of my life in airplane i don't want
But some pilots when they retires this will be them dream home

[BoopBoopBeep]

I'd love to have an ERJ-175 fuselage to add to my house. It's my favorite airplane to fly in.

[katiesmuff]

Would likely be a blast for awhile, then it's likely to get to be not so much fun.

[electromagnetic]

Sounds like soaring housing prices.

[Daniela1982]

🤣😂😅

[Massageman]

Tricked out like these? Sure. As long as it's in a nice yard and the local politicos don't give me any crap.

[CubaPirate]

Absolutely I've seen some stunning examples on tv

[Pterodon]

Yes I would and that isn’t true about the MHC. You have to be in a flying aircraft

[Jerre]

No, I’ll take my home on the water with screened in pool

[exitseven]

Yes, it will be cool

[Jennz6]

Does it have a swimming pool?

[Daniela1982]

Would an overflowing bathroom do it?

[Jennz6]

No lol

[Likes2drive]

Sure why not, looks

[Likes2drive]

Looks cool

[sheikalana]

Absolutely!

[nawtee_me]

The mile high club….

[strateguy632]

not me

[Somegirl124]

No I wouldn’t

[laly520]

nope

[LavLavLuv]

Nope

[Fuentes]

Lol no

[888theGreat]

why not