You may have noticed that the actor and girlfriend Katy Perry are on vacation in Sardinia, Italy and some nude paddle-boarding photos have surfaced.




Who cares? He just made himself a slew of prepubescent sexual moisture with that one. He probably didn't know he got Papped though. That was probably quite the shock to him and Katy. Honestly I have no problem with nudity but at least keep it in the confines of your home. I don't want to see a dingaling, a nip, a boob, a butt cheek, a snatch, none of it. I don't want to see any of it. If I do see public nudity you'd better bet I'm reporting it to the police. They don't seem to be in public though. So odds are to camera bro snapped one when they thought they were alone. In general though when it come's to my opinion people need to learn to hide their shame. Dressing like a person instead of a pornstar won't kill you. Legolas needs to cover his burning arrow if you what I mean. Nudity in private is fine. Any amount of public nudity is wrong in my view.
There are double standards for both men and women when it comes to nudity (in American media at least).
In the case of a man, if a guy gets undressed in public he'll be dismissed as a pervert, or a weirdo. In the case of a celebrity, like Legolas here, the male naked body isn't as sexualized in the media, so he'll be dismissed quickly as well.
For women, whether it's an average person getting naked in public, or a celebrity getting naked in public, it will have more attention just because of how sexualized the female body is. Then again, this only happens in American mainstream media, because you don't see much shock for either naked men and women (celebrities or not) in Europe.
In either case, though. Neither male and female celebrities lose sex appeal because of appearing naked in public, photos or videos so... he'll be fine.
Ah, what's the harm? As long as he applied sunscreen I think we'll get over it.
If Katy Perry was naked however, it'd be an uproar between people arguing why she's a slut and the other side arguing how calling her a slut is oppressive. It'd get a lot more reblogs, that's for sure.
It won't matter. Far too many ladies love this man for his career to take a hit. Just look at Chris Brown, he beat up a girl and his fans still stuck by him. All this man did was make their dreams come true and expose himself.
He has no shame and honestly he's one of the best actors in the world celebrities have done far worse things. His career is still solid.
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I don't think it's a big deal.
I never trusted him to be a man of good character in the first place. All this does is remove my benefit of the doubt. The way I see it though, let's start by making sure the only large white house Hillary ever sees again is Denver Women's Prison. Then, I'll consider Orlando's nudity as something to maybe show concern over.
He's naked and on his knees... Clearly he is practicing for church...
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I doubt it's going to harm him at all. I'm sure if Katy had done it, it'd have been a worse situation :P But nah, Orlando Bloom will probably be totally fine.
thinks roman scultures..
this.. this is art!!
*church covers groin with leaf*
no! don't desecrate this artistic figure
of marble with your plaster of paris!
*shatters leaf on popes head*
haveth thee fiend!
*weapons clash*
No, I don't think it's a big deal.
Either these are staged and they knew the paps were taking pictures. Or they thought they were actually on vacation were nudity is allowed, and were just enjoying themselves.
I forgot all about him since Lord of the Rings. God, what happend to him? Is he still acting? He's dating Katy Perry? I feel like I just stepped out of a time machine. What year is it!
No, it's not going to hurt his image. If he were a woman, it would be a different story. Personally, I do not care either way, nudity is nudity whether male or female and I see nothing wrong with it.
Who is he? I've never heard of him.
Honestly, male nudity doesn't really matter to society. Now, if it was Katy Perry nude, she'd be getting all types of labels.
Plus, he looks like he's OK with it lol
Let the dingaling dingle!
LOL :D
Male nudity is frowned upon just as female nudity is. Odds are they didn't even know they were being photographed. The only thing is men typically don't get in trouble for indecent exposure charges because men typically hide their shame. I can only speak for my country obviously but here men get hit with house arrest if they leave their house without being fully clothed but girls could literally walk out in their underwear and nobody would bat an eye lash.
@ThatJarHead women get called sluts for it. It's easier to brush it off as a male because it doesn't happen at such frequency
And that's messed up. Laws should be applied equally
@Josht13 you're proving my point lol
and men get called pigs or freaks or flashers for it? Who cares. Slut is a word just like fuck shit damn or piss. It's just words. i get called a nazi because I'm German. I get constantly berated and discriminated against in the work force because of the colour of my hair and the arrangement of my genitals but you don't see me getting on a soap box about it. Words are words. Just because men commit public indecency less than women doesn't mean the law isn't upheld equally.
@ThatJarHead yes, I won't disagree with that. But I'm talking about it happens less frequently. It's easy to say "ignore it" when you hear it 3x as opposed to someone hearing it 20x. These are obviously fake numbers.
There's more uproar about female not even nudity, but body exposure. Janet Jackson caused the US and FCC to freak out when she had a nip slip.
And I didn't say the law is equally upheld. I said it SHOULD be.
well what you be more upset about, if your kid kicked the dog once when they were angry or if your kid kicked the dog every time he saw it? Men get punished for public indecency but it's not very heavily publicized simply because no body cares because it's not something that happens often enough. The media wants repeat headlines. Something they can claim is some kind of pandemic. Men don't get in trouble with public indecency nearly enough for them to claim that. Women get in trouble WAAAAAAY too much for letting the girls or their ass hang out. Though it has nothing to do with body shaming which is what most people claim it to be. It's the law being upheld. Public indecency charges happen to women more not because more people care about women covering themselves but because women expose themselves more often. it's not sexist or body shaming. Just the law being enforced.
@ThatJarHead so nudity is the same as violence now? Interesting.
Are we in the 1950s? Lol
@ThatJarHead again, I'm not against the laws being enforced. Why. Do. You. Keep. Mentioning. That.
I was merely using it as an example there's no reason to be childish and twist my words. You know full well I was only using it as an example. And I keep bringing up the law being enforced because you said this: "@ThatJarHead women get called sluts for it. It's easier to brush it off as a male because it doesn't happen at such frequency
And that's messed up. Laws should be applied equally"
I am stating and pointing out that the law IS applied equally and your point is false. Just because something isn't publicized doesn't mean it does or doesn't happen.
@ThatJarHead you're equating to totally different things. It's as outlandish as me saying "if someone gave you $1 bill and another a $5, $10, and a$1, who'd you be mad at?"
And YOU'RE the one who said men get punished more frequently for it. But now you say it's equal? Make up your mind lol
Where all the people calling him a slut at? If this was a female celebrity people would probably flip out and act like she was Satan's whore.
what's make's it weird is that she's not nude. It's like they're in a situation where not everyone in the area is nude... just this guy.
I'd much rather see more of Katie, but what's the big deal with nudity? It's not like he has anything people haven't seem before! Maybe a little smaller, but, who's to judge. . .
He's got a nice dick from what I can see so I'll give him that.
Also, all the more easier for Katy to swivel n suck.
You're a fan of uncircumcised? Haha
From what I could tell I think it was 😂😂 it's funny how many girls were like "he's so small" cause they've never had a guy stay around long enough to see what a soft dick looks like 😂😂😂
Probably staged. He hasn't done much recently. Trying to get his name in the tabloids again to drum up better work.
no one will care. it sucks tat she can't be named without it being a he deal. even though women are portrayed naked in movies way more than men.
*no one will care. it sucks that she can't be naked without it being a big deal. even though women are portrayed naked in movies way more than men.*
Where do you live that female nudity is in films often? You almost never see vaginas or penises in movies here and men are shirtless in movies WAY more often. Where do you live where I can get a peak at a genitals in the theater? That doesn't ever happen in Canada.
@ThatJarHead uh... You living in the same Canada as I am dude? Because there's female nudity galore in our media.
@LaVilaine then maybe I just don't pay attention to the toxic media. Sorry I don't watch the news. I frankly don't care and there is no reason to be up on a high horse about it. I was talking about movies though. You name 25 films that were aired in Canadian theaters that had full nudity of any kind in the last 10 years and I will give over to your argument.
@ThatJarHead from a 30 second Google search: www.imdb.com/.../title
I don't think it will hurt his image at all. :) Lol, his butt needs a tan though.
I've always wanted to see what Legolass was working with under that tunic.
Katy Perry is like:
"Maybe if I dont stare at it he will put on some pants"
What the actual fuck is it with people's fear of the human body?
I'd be more concerned about sun skin damage in this situation. Beyond that, good for him.
Um... sunscreen/sunblock DOES exist! This is not the cavemen times anymore.
Focused media saturation = more exposure = higher $$$$$ value :)
All I know is that caterpillar beneath his nose is an abomination xD
Kind of F'd up he's nudes and she's fully clothed... Come on Katie at least let the girl out;-P
Nakednass is a lot more common in Europe and we have plenty of nude-beaches here. Its mostly americans that will have issues with it.
wasn't he married to Miranda Kerr? she's so pretty...
"probably because every girl out there always wanted to see Orlando Bloom naked."
Lol
I thought Katy Perry was married to Russell Brand? She sure likes a British hunk of munk doesn't she?
who cares? they are on vacation and they wanna be in private. if they wanna paddle naked, so it be. it's not their fault that some annoying paparazzi are hunting them everywhere.
Let's be honest folks somewhere on the internet the female fappening is happening.
It was only a matter of time.
And what's this got to do with well really anything?
Will it hurt his image?
Only if it was a cold day and Mr Floppy had retreated.
Call me old fashioned, but that ends common decency, as we know it. :(
Can someone please post a pic that doesn't have his penis blocked out.
will rep for life.
He probably got balls deep in Katy Perry certainly worth it!
"SHOOT EM LEGOLAS! SHOOT EM WHERE THEY CANNOT SEE THEIR PRIDE!!"
Why should we even care. I know I don't since I do not personally know him. Most know him from the media nothing more. Why do you even care?
I'm offended that Katy Perry chose not to be nude. I've been wanting to see her naked since she first appeared famous.
I'd rather this irrelevant shit than the other dead horses being beaten on this site
Haha look how penny Will Turner dragged himself into Damn situation :D Such a Pirate of Canoes huh.
why should we even give his genitalia so much attention? come on. its just one guy having fun.
thats katy perry? really? her boobs looks a little small
I honestly dont care.
I just wish he was going to return for the new pirates
I JUST FOUND OUT HE IS IN THE NEW PIRATES
Yeah he's confirmed to be in it
@LadyTerror
I'M HAPPY, but its looking like Elizabeth Swann might be dead
Keira Knightley was pretty much scared off from doing any more Pirates of the Caribbean movies with the mess that was the 2nd and 3rd movies, lol. They were pretty much filmed without a script for her to work with, and since they were also filmed back to back, it was a long time to work like that too. She basically explained that she didn't know what the heck she was supposed to do or how she was supposed to play each scene, and that she didn't want to ever work like that again.
The 4th movie ("On Stranger Tides") was filmed WITH a script again, but the damage was probably done for her. She said that the "ship has sailed" for her and this franchise.
I'm guessing that he is a liberal. If yes his image is already hurt
Dude wants to be nude, let him be nude.
In that case she should be naked too. I mean she's already wearing a strapless top that could fall off any second, and super cheeky bottoms. And they'll give her tan lines. Why not bare it all like him?
@TheEducationNerdBoy - I'm not saying she shouldn't. Maybe she doesn't care about her tan lines and he doesn.
I'm no mind reader yo.
doesn't *
So why is HE naked and she is not?
I think that it's okay, he ain't hurting anybody.
Lol why the fuck is he naked?
I can see his Legoass.
Who cares?
HA! I GET IT!
His ass is so white. But who the fuck cares?
His (Hot) body, his choice :)
I don't know why I should care
I don't see the big deal.
I'd be ashamed of him if I were katy perry.
he's washed up but has a nice ass
is this the buzzfeed side of gag?
I'd go naked paddleboarding with katy perry too
I don't see why it matters.
Who is orlando Bloom?
He is legolas in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit and Will Turner in Pirates of the Caribbean
@Waffles731 can't say i have ever heard of him
Brb, I'm just going to go through his filmography on wikipedia
Only if he didn't bang.
nasty ><
Would've been better if it was Katy
He's not that big of a star anyway so I really doubt it's going to hurt him or help him either way
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