What do you think is in that secret letter that Queen Elizabeth II wrote, that's supposed to be opened by the mayor of Sydney in 2085?

[KostasKouvalis]

[purplepoppy]

Dear down under,
One hopes and expects you all to still be loyal subjects. If you look behind you, one will see my time travel machine appear in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ... made you look.
As you all know I was jolly good friends with that nice Rolf Harris, as well as being a talented painter he was a great inspiration to my son prince Edward. With his help we cross bred corgis with dingos and I pray now dingis are abundant across Australia.
As a final farewell I pardon all your ancestors of their crimes for which they were deported.

Lizzy

[KostasKouvalis]

That's good. That solves that mystery. I wanna know how it came into possession and who the hell Rolf Harris is?

[purplepoppy]

Rolf Harris used to host kiddies TV shows and was a painter, he painted the queen's portrait. Unfortunately he was later exposed as a serial paedophile

[KostasKouvalis]

Oh Lord, that's probably not the only thing he drew. She should've wrote he was an inspiration to Andrew.

[Midgetmcwidget]

I hope it has a joke, like one off the back of a penguin.

[KostasKouvalis]

Knowing her sense of humor it very well may

[Nintendo-64]

She will reveal that she was actually a shape shifting reptilian alien.

[Astarlessnightsky]

A drawing of a penis

[KostasKouvalis]

Winston Churchill's penis