An ant went inside my vagina... I think?

[Anonymous]

I have ants in my room and when it did that, I got turned on hehe I'm jokin!

... But there ARE ants in my room. Very annooying

[Roarke]

whew... i was thinking that if you could actually feel an ant going inside your vagina we'd be talking some kind of radioactively enhanced insect.

Trace the ants. They tend to form a two-way line from a food source to wherever they're hanging out. If you locate this mini-nest, spray it directly with ant-specific insecticide. Just be careful about food dishes, pets and so forth.

[Asker]

Yeah, I had some Asian food and cookies next to my desk. They're gone now

[Roarke]

As long as you're not blaming the poor ants when in fact you yourself might have eaten them.

[RichardBoehner]

i have flies in my room. sometimes i worry about them crawling inside my nose and laying eggs in my sinuses while i am asleep. i know its happened to someone with spiders before.

But you think thats bad wait till you hear THIS shit:
www.cracked.com/...ifying-parasites-planet_p2.html

[justbanANNAz]

OMG my face probably looked horrified when i read this lmaooo...

u know sometimes, till now, i use deodorant to try knock em out at least haha, then the ones that r still crawling i just step on.. with shoes ofc...

im not violent

[Theguywhomadeurday]

I can see that. 😉😯😂

[wölfin-fräulein]

well I could care less about the ants, but be careful they don't go inside your butt and come out from your mouth this time.

[fueledbyramen]

add sand, that'll feel wonderful :) instant vag ant farm

[Asker]

Great idea!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

[jacquesvol]

Pay attention!
That's SERIOUS!
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[jacquesvol]

No jokes now, if it starts itching, you might consider going to your obgyn: that kind of itch might be a fungus or an infection.

[princepower369]

this is almost as creepy than the girl who hardboiled an egg after masterbating with is and fed it to her father in an egg sandwich

[UrHomie]

Clean your room. Wait did u get it out? Omg. Get some bug spray and take a long ass shower.

[thomasjjeffy]

1. Take of the red plastic pipe of a WD-40 spray.
2. Apply the pipe on the Chemotox spray
3. Stick it up in your vagina, and smoke out the baby :D

[RBT-RS]

I would have thought the WD-40 would be enough :3
As well as possibly being the world's best (and probably most toxic and non-human friendly) lubricant :P

[Anonymous]

I actually have nightmares about ants coming in to my vagina. That is really scary. Have you seen ants eat animals when dead... scary stuff.

[GrowStrong]

they are lurking they are gna eat your vagina!!! the vagina ants are gna get you!!

[Opinion Owner]

bruahahahahaahah oh no!!!

[Gimpy]

Try having sex with someone that might kill the ant ;) haha

[Anonymous]

That havin to me too I think I get a bedbug inside I don't know if still there :(

[GrowStrong]

lol just let your patner find out, maybe it will go from inside you to going down his pee hole. kinky ;)

[Trustme_Im-lying]

lol... funny...
I like you..

[Anonymous]

an ant crawled in my ass :( and possibly my vagina.
Don't they know thats not for them

[GrowStrong]

lol they are gna eat your out. literally.

[zombiebabe]

just use some insecticide spray

[GrowStrong]

on her vagina?

[zombiebabe]

not on her vagina of course!.. in her room

[_plume_]

Hi:) Sounds as if you're itchy.

[Anonymous]

Ant eating your pussy! Lucky bastards

[Athleticbroo]

Lmaooooo. Wtf