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This Alcohol question was inspired by @purplepoppy 's Alcohol question, If GAG was a pub what would it be called? 'cuz Alcohol questions are just fun and awesome and intoxicating! And I was gonna' post this last nite but I might have been drinking Alcohol! Yay!

Anyways, I posted a question about Alice and Dorothy not too long ago but in my imaginative state yesterday I began to wonder what would happen if these two legendary icons met in a pub and had a drinking contest? Yay!

But, who would win that one? On one hand you've got posh , proper Alice who might seem like a teatotaller but like she hasn't gotten into her parents Gin and all that and you've got to be pretty hardcore to handle that shit, so, who knows. Not to mention the English seem to know how to handle their liquor. And add in Alice's tendencies towards "holistic experiences" and the girl might just be able to hold her own without tossing her cookies all over the pub floor. I mean she was able to toss down a few with the Mad Hatter and still walk away with scarce a stumble. Even if she wasn't quite sure who she was for awhile.

And now we have girl-next-door Dorothy who at first glance might appear innocent but come on, she lives on an isolated farm in Kansas. Like they don't have a shed full of homemade corn liquor and like she hasn't sampled the product while working at their farm stand. There's a reason she was laying in that field of poppies for awhile. BUT country girls can handle their liquor as well. (Don't ask me how I know) I mean she did put down the Wicked Witch with a big bucket of liquid and still managed to get home and remember everything. Even if she did wreck a house and had a headache for awhile.

So, I'm pretty sure a binge between these two would definitely be an all nighter or two with a bar tab totaling in the thousands BUT who would actually be the last girl standing?

And so I ask, Who would win this epic drinking contest?

I don’t wear makeup and I don’t shave my underarms because I only have hair on my underarms and down there, the rest of my body is silky smooth. I know there are girls and women like me in real life and every one of them has a choice in what they want to do with their bodies. I was wearing a basic sleeveless dress and I was sitting alone at a bar and there was a young man around my age chatting me up. I was shocked because I’m sure he has noticed I don’t look good in any way especially my underarms being unshaven, my face having pimples and some acne scars on my face. I was panicking inside but pretend to show I’m not afraid of him. I answered his questions and we did have a chat. He then asked me if I’m single to which I replied. ‘I prefer to stay single because I’m a burden due to personal reasons. There are way better looking girls around here why pick me when you can pick them?’ He replied ‘You have the confidence to go out like this is the reason why, not everything is about looks you know.’ He left and I saw how he looked a little disappointed. I find being single is safer, easier and cheaper compared to getting married. Since marriage does comes with lots of stress especially when there are kids involved and honestly I couldn’t handle married life. It doesn’t matter if it’s marriage life with or without kids. I just know I couldn’t handle them. I’m a weak vulnerable person so I couldn’t afford to be in a relationship where it might be a toxic/abusive one.