Does anyone know any good jokes about coat racks?

[KarKingJack]

You know that point - you have a girl around, and everything's going well, and things get a little heated, and you NEED a joke about a coat rack! But its just not there! We've all been there, right?

Please, restore this imbalance, don't let anyone else here suffer this again. Share you Coat Rack jokes

[tohrment]

This was the first time Google let me down, Jack! Your question was the only thing particular relevant that came up.

Besides this link

I don't get it, though.

[KarKingJack]

LOL

[KarKingJack]

LOL, I don't get it either

[diabloknk]

A hat said to the coat rack, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

[Sammyness]

LOL.

[KarKingJack]

LOL!

[Anonymous]

Best answer was pretty funny

[Anonymous]

Lol. I don't have any!

[Anonymous]

'Go hang yourself' said the shirt to the coat

[Anonymous]

Haha never thought about it

[Anonymous]

I actually know none.

[Anonymous]

I'm all out of racks