
What are some clever knock knock jokes?


So bad ones lol
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda Lady.
Yoda Lady who?
Hey! I didn’t know you could yodel
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
(repeat joke as many times as they can bear it)
Not knock ones, but Dad Jokes (apparently)
What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
lol 😂 some of those jokes are so cheesy but i think he’ll get a laugh out of one of them at least
Lol@ the deja who one
Knock Knock
Who's there
Tank
Tank who
You're welcome!!!
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Hatch
Hatch who
'Guzuntite!
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Avenue
Avenue who
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Nobel
Nobel who
Nobel, that's why I had to knock!!!
A ham sandwich walks into the bar the bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here”. What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.
“sorry we don’t serve food here” made me giggle 😂😂❤️
Me too glad you liked it ☺️❤️
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My favorite one is…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
And before they can finish saying “Interrupting cow who?” you moo at them loudly and obnoxiously.
It gets me every time.
I think because cows are usually quite polite.
😂 i’ll try to see if i can moo fast enough before he finishes signing
Your father is deaf?
no no im deaf but we sign to each other
I understand.
This is the all-time classic (and dumb) knock-knock joke:
Q: Knock Knock
A: Whos' there?
Q: Boo
A: Boo Who?
Q: You don't need to cry about it
i’ll try that one and see if it gets him to laugh ☺️❤️😂
I just thought of one: Knock knock who’s there boner boner who? Boner last night I don't know why I came up with it, but I did….
Okay I came up with a worst one, don’t say this one outloud to him…. I regret this * redacted * I don’t want to say it xD
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hootie
Hootie who?
Excited to see me?
Knock knock
who’s there? 😂
the door’s open 😂😂
😂 she’s like crazy now 🤦♀️
Knock knock?
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